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chargertom
03-26-2005, 05:42 PM
One Day At Raiders Practice
The Oakland Raiders football team practice at the Oakland Coliseum was delayed on Saturday for nearly two hours. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to glance down and noticed a suspicious looking, powdery white substance on the practice field.
Al Davis immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance previously unknown to the Raider players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
Go Chargers!
mgpretzel
03-26-2005, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by: chargertom
One Day At Raiders Practice
The Oakland Raiders football team practice at the Oakland Coliesium was delayed on Saturday for nearly
two hours. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to glance down and noticed a suspicious looking, powdery white substance on the practice field.
Al Davis immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance previously unknown to the Raider players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
Go Chargers!
Tom I love it!! Funny the same thing happend at cowboy camp!!!
IgorUnchained
03-29-2005, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by: mgpretzel
Originally posted by: chargertom
One Day At Raiders Practice
The Oakland Raiders football team practice at the Oakland Coliesium was delayed on Saturday for nearly
two hours. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to glance down and noticed a suspicious looking, powdery white substance on the practice field.
Al Davis immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance previously unknown to the Raider players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
Go Chargers!
Tom I love it!! Funny the same thing happend at cowboy camp!!!
The Cowboys had no trouble finding either substance there for about 5 years. It might bring the whole steroid debate into another light to consider the amount of cocaine in the system of the average Dallas Cowboy around that era.....or it might just explain why Michael Irvin spends 5 grand on suits that look like babies got sick on them.
Great Joke ChargerTom
williams76
03-29-2005, 09:19 AM
LOL good one
CHARGERNATION
04-01-2005, 12:34 PM
Very Funny!!!!! LMAO
Chargers
04-02-2005, 12:47 AM
Hahaha! That was funny....bwhaha
thehotdelancey
04-10-2005, 10:48 PM
made me chuckle softly.....
jtzsd43
04-10-2005, 11:09 PM
Heheh...who would've thunk that a white powdery substance would ever end up on a football field. It's like who ever thunk that there might be liquidy water like substance near the beach.
conair103
04-11-2005, 06:16 PM
haha, excellemnt
Chargers99
04-12-2005, 11:27 PM
good one keeping it coming
LTfan4life
04-13-2005, 03:06 PM
That was awesome! :D :D
geekster
04-13-2005, 03:39 PM
Flat-out FUNNY! Good one!
Neversellout
06-10-2006, 02:47 AM
Im looking forward to minicamp tomorrow with my kids.
Thunderstruck21
06-25-2006, 10:14 PM
One Day At Raiders Practice
The Oakland Raiders football team practice at the Oakland Coliseum was delayed on Saturday for nearly two hours. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to glance down and noticed a suspicious looking, powdery white substance on the practice field.
Al Davis immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance previously unknown to the Raider players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
Go Chargers!
lol, great raider joke, man i hate those guys
Sanitation Man
06-25-2006, 10:42 PM
:D :Cheers:
HighBoltage
06-26-2006, 03:08 PM
The FBI had to consult with the Chargers special agent LaDainian Tomlinson who has spent a considerable amount of time analyzing all aspects of the substance. He's encountered it from every angle and has had to repeat the process countless times.
Havoc3_20
06-26-2006, 06:02 PM
I have to tell that to my Manager at work they are a Raiders fan and we just insult each others teams all day.
Chargers Fan
06-26-2006, 07:32 PM
After the "powdery white substance" was reported by the local news, I hear some guy named Todd Marinovich showed up with a straw, suddenly demanding access to the Raiders' practice field.
mattmc223
06-27-2006, 12:04 AM
After the "powdery white substance" was reported by the local news, I hear some guy named Todd Marinovich showed up with a straw, suddenly demanding access to the Raiders' practice field.
Michael Irvin and Randy Moss could not be reached for comment.
dorsaroll156
06-28-2006, 07:14 PM
trumpet tsk tsk