LTfan4life
03-26-2005, 08:19 PM
No offense to Blondes...my girlfriend is one i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif
1) Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a porche.
2) Q: Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice bottle?
A: Because it said concentrate.
3) Q: How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer.
4) Q: What's the diff between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
5) Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on top of her.
6) Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.
7) Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?
8) Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say "Hello"
9) Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.
10) Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a natural blonde?
A: Blow in her ear - if natural, watch as she floats...
11) Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
A: Double-dumb.
12) Q: Why did the blonde go to the rehab center?
A: Because she thought she was hooked on phonics
13) Q: What is foreplay for a blonde?
A: 30 mins of begging.
14) Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's quite difficult opening the legs of an Ironing Board.
15) Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A: An air mattress.
16) Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?
A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.
17) Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.
18) Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: She didn't want to waken the sleeping pills.
19) Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
20) Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
1) Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a porche.
2) Q: Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice bottle?
A: Because it said concentrate.
3) Q: How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer.
4) Q: What's the diff between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
5) Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on top of her.
6) Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.
7) Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?
8) Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say "Hello"
9) Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.
10) Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a natural blonde?
A: Blow in her ear - if natural, watch as she floats...
11) Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
A: Double-dumb.
12) Q: Why did the blonde go to the rehab center?
A: Because she thought she was hooked on phonics
13) Q: What is foreplay for a blonde?
A: 30 mins of begging.
14) Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's quite difficult opening the legs of an Ironing Board.
15) Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A: An air mattress.
16) Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?
A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.
17) Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.
18) Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: She didn't want to waken the sleeping pills.
19) Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
20) Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.