View Full Version : Jay Mohr on Raider Fans
09-28-2005, 09:48 AM
Funny Stuff :)
09-28-2005, 10:09 AM
09-28-2005, 10:24 AM
That, my friends, is when I discovered I was surrounded by Raiders fans. I should have realized they were around me by the stench alone. The oh-so-familiar smell of unbrushed teeth and whiskey was overwhelming once I began to come out of my own misery. What The Jerry Springer Show is to television, Raiders football has become to sports. But after Sunday's 23-20 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles, dealing with Raiders fans has become more tolerable. A little bit of their swagger is gone. They have lost a little spring to their step. Of course, losing a little spring to their step to a Raider fan means they are just slightly less likely to scream "RAIDERS!" in your face at a urinal.
09-28-2005, 10:26 AM
Funny Stuff :)
Yes, yes it is. :D
09-28-2005, 10:34 AM
Witness the collapse of THE REAL BANDWAGON NATION.
I hope Dallas thrashes them. Dummies.
09-28-2005, 10:48 AM
Dang that made my day!!!
09-28-2005, 11:01 AM
that was awesome
09-28-2005, 11:44 AM
Woo-hoO...Sweet...oh and the Raiders SUCK!!!!
09-28-2005, 11:45 AM
good read! haha
09-28-2005, 12:02 PM
lol someone should post that in there forums =P
09-28-2005, 12:06 PM
haha right on!
09-28-2005, 12:49 PM
My favorite line..
"But when you are 0-3 to open a season you don't look like a bad-ass as much as just an ass"
Can I print that?
I sent the article to some gayturds fans. They will not like much me thinks.
09-28-2005, 01:59 PM
That made my day!
09-28-2005, 02:59 PM
very nice, indeed
09-28-2005, 05:15 PM
woo-WOOOOOO Raiders Suck!!!
DC Charger Fan
09-28-2005, 05:36 PM
Darth Vader and a gorilla...bwuhahahahahahahahhahahaha
09-28-2005, 06:00 PM
This guy just touched them all. LMAO
09-28-2005, 06:42 PM
freakin hilarious....nothing funnier than raiders being 0-3 but that article is close to it....
09-28-2005, 10:15 PM
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! This guy should get an award or something for that article.
09-28-2005, 10:22 PM
Jay must of heard talk like that because I do out loud at work in the chino hills costco.
10-01-2005, 02:53 AM
Another prime example of Raider players post-NFL career choices.
Ex-NFL Player, Local Women Caught In Sex/Drug Bust
MONROEVILLE, Pa. -- Eight suspects -- including a former pro football player -- are being arrested Thursday in connection with what Attorney General Tom Corbett called a $1 million prostitution and drug operation in Allegheny County.
A grand jury investigation alleges that two of the suspects -- Amy Schifano, 29, of Plum, and Bob Buczkowski, 41, of Monroeville -- ran an escort service called Buckwild Entertainment, also known as B.A.G. Enterprises.
Schifano was the madam and recruited prostitutes for the operation, while Buczkowski accompanied the women to their appointments at Monroeville hotels and served as muscle, Corbett said.
Also, Schifano and Buczkowski were involved in cocaine sales, and people connected to the escort service delivered the drugs, Corbett said.
Buczkowski was a standout on the defensive line at Gateway High School and the University of Pittsburgh. In 1986, he was a No. 1 draft pick of the Los Angeles Raiders.
Schifano and Buczkowski are each charged with possession and delivery of a controlled substance; promoting prostitution; criminal conspiracy; and participating in a corrupt organization.
They were arraigned before District Justice Susan Evashavik in Forest Hills and declined to comment outside the courtroom.
Go Chargers! :Bolt:
10-01-2005, 06:35 AM
At least someone else feels the same way about Faider fans as we do!
I guess you just had to be there. I found this article to be nothing more than a box full of recycled cliches pasted end to end and sold as something we're supposed to believe he actually put some thought into. Some people are just easy to please, I guess.
Jay Mohr. Yawn.
10-07-2005, 09:21 PM
I like Jay Mohr:Beer:
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