Merriman Christmas!

[boltcorpse]

Merriman Christmas, to Boltfans one and all.

And if you're a Jue, then Happy Hanukkah!

When they open the Gates of the North Pole and let that cool Brees flow out along with Ol' St. Nick Hardwick, then you know he'll be delivering a gift... a playoff berth for the Boltz. Cuz we know that Kris (Dielman) Kringle has got plenty of Hart. So us Boltfans can Peelle open the wrapping paper on our gift wrapped Jax loss. Kaeding dong, Christmas time is here. Godfrey bless you.

You Feeley me?

[LV_BOLT]

Merriman Christmas to you too!


Haha! A "Jue!" ;)


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[Valentino Rossi]

Yes I do Feeley you but you forgot about us that live by Rivers. Thank Goff we still have the game Sims to play when we are bored. We sometimes play basketball using a trash Binn. We can't go outside because it is really Cald Well, not really because the weather is Osgood!. Other people wouldn't beleive the weather beKrause it is December. I sometimes to be a Jammer and Polk my stockings to see if their are any big gifts. My father caught me and said Wil Son that is not right.

Gave it a try. ;)

[SuperMatt]

And if you're a Jue, then Happy Hanukkah!


Or Happy Kwanzaa, for that matter. ;)

[1.21Gigawatts]

Hey, good job. Writing something like that takes a lot of Hart.

I tried to come up with somthing witty too, but I haven't Binn Feeley good, and I have a bad Goff. Plus my car is running on M.T., so I had to Parker down by the Gates near the Rivers. Gotta get my Phillips screwdriver, Neal down and fix it. Then I'll Turner around and go home for the holidays.

Merriman Christmas to you too man!

:Beer: < egg nog

[conair103]

haha awesome
Merriman Chistmas to you too :D

[sd-mike]

Holy Schottenheimer, you guys are too much! OK, I'm done. lol

[1.21Gigawatts]

Holy Schottenheimer, you guys are too much! OK, I'm done. lol
Thanks. For real though - I'm not Kaeding.

[TJ21]

Nice guys, wish I was clever. :Helmet:

[Electron]

You should be careful when calling someone a Jue because someone may think it offensive. Right now your saying “What’s the big Dielman?” But let me tell you someone might take a Polk at you and the blood will run out of both your nostrils like Rivers.

You see I know this girl. And she was a Jue. I also think she liked girls because she liked to Lekkerkerker. But that is another story. Anyways, she used to analyze Scifres for the military. On one mission in Florence a guy, who milled corn for a living, called her a Jue and she fired a warning shot across the guys chin. The Brees from the swing could be felt in Jordan. Then she warned the guy “If you say that again I will Kiel you!” He did not heed her warning and needless to say the guy will never Milligan.

Sorry, it looked like too much fun I had to join in.

[Hamburglar]

You should be careful when calling someone a Jue because someone may think it offensive. Right now your saying “What’s the big Dielman?” But let me tell you someone might take a Polk at you and the blood will run out of both your nostrils like Rivers.

You see I know this girl. And she was a Jue. I also think she liked girls because she liked to Lekkerkerker. But that is another story. Anyways, she used to analyze Scifres for the military. On one mission in Florence a guy, who milled corn for a living, called her a Jue and she fired a warning shot across the guys chin. The Brees from the swing could be felt in Jordan. Then she warned the guy “If you say that again I will Kiel you!” He did not heed her warning and needless to say the guy will never Milligan.

Sorry, it looked like too much fun I had to join in.
Lol, that was quite the story :p

[LTfanatic10987]

Merriman Christmas, to Boltfans one and all.

And if you're a Jue, then Happy Hanukkah!

When they open the Gates of the North Pole and let that cool Brees flow out along with Ol' St. Nick Hardwick, then you know he'll be delivering a gift... a playoff berth for the Boltz. Cuz we know that Kris (Dielman) Kringle has got plenty of Hart. So us Boltfans can Peelle open the wrapping paper on our gift wrapped Jax loss. Kaeding dong, Christmas time is here. Godfrey bless you.

You Feeley me?

Quite clever :) How long did it take you to come up with all that?

[LTfanatic10987]

Hey, good job. Writing something like that takes a lot of Hart.

I tried to come up with somthing witty too, but I haven't Binn Feeley good, and I have a bad Goff. Plus my car is running on M.T., so I had to Parker down by the Gates near the Rivers. Gotta get my Phillips screwdriver, Neal down and fix it. Then I'll Turner around and go home for the holidays.

Merriman Christmas to you too man!

:Beer: < egg nog

Hahaha, man, you guys are too much...I really shouldn't Joiner in because, I'm pretty corny, seriously, I'm not Kaeding, but what the Hallen.

[boltcorpse]

Quite clever :) How long did it take you to come up with all that?

Are you Kaeding me? It was a Brees. Only took a few minutes. It ain't rocket science. What, do you think I'm a Goff?

[raiderhater1]

well i now have my last sign im gonna make for the chargers game in kc that we are going to c.b.s. have a Merriman christmas :Bolt:

[digarta]

You guys are scary. I think I just Olshankey'd myself

[jrboltman]

This Saturday's game has Binn on my mind all week.
My thought is that we will make the Chiefs Bhawoh down and Neil before us.
We have to Sprole into Arrowhead and play with some damn Hart.
I want to bring Shane to them. Lots of Shane!
At the same time, I will sit at home watching the game on my Phillips, 32", HDLCD. A cold Drew in one hand, and saying to myself "This is Osgood as it gets."
They say it will be cold with a slight Brees.
Lets not can't Hannik. Not now Goff-darnet.
We just need to Bingham our game. To Hallen with the rest.
I don't know about Jue, but I have a good Feely we will win this one.
Marques my word, we will win.
We must bring down the Roman Jammer and Keil the Chiefs.
No joke, I'm not Kaeding. For the Charger fan, it's Ben a long time coming!

Chargers by 17.

[TrabucoWR]

Yes I do Feeley you but you forgot about us that live by Rivers. Thank Goff we still have the game Sims to play when we are bored. We sometimes play basketball using a trash Binn. We can't go outside because it is really Cald Well, not really because the weather is Osgood!. Other people wouldn't beleive the weather beKrause it is December. I sometimes to be a Jammer and Polk my stockings to see if their are any big gifts. My father caught me and said Wil Son that is not right.

Gave it a try. ;)
Hahahaha, that was funny.

[TrabucoWR]

I haven't laughed this hard since my friend had to use 7 Milligans in 9 holes of golf. ;)

[1.21Gigawatts]

I haven't laughed this hard since my friend had to use 7 Milligans in 9 holes of golf. ;)
Don't you mean 9 holes of Goff? :rolleyes:

[TrabucoWR]

Don't you mean 9 holes of Goff? :rolleyes:
Hahaha, thats exactly what I meant. :D

[Sirbob]

I was tring to figure out why we miss the playoffs but I couldn't De-Scifres what the reason was. Against Dallas the league wouldn't Leander the tight end. Against Denver and Philly Wilhelm them to 20 points. We played a Hallen a game against Steelers but the bannana Justin n't Peelle our way. If there was another way to lose by 2 pionts we would find it I'm Nate Kaeding. Oben thinking about it alot we better win in 2006 or they will be polk-ing fun at us and will continue being Igor-ed by the league.

[Hamburglar]

is it time to bump this?

[JCDavey]

Merriman Christmas, to Boltfans one and all.

And if you're a Jue, then Happy Hanukkah!

When they open the Gates of the North Pole and let that cool Brees flow out along with Ol' St. Nick Hardwick, then you know he'll be delivering a gift... a playoff berth for the Boltz. Cuz we know that Kris (Dielman) Kringle has got plenty of Hart. So us Boltfans can Peelle open the wrapping paper on our gift wrapped Jax loss. Kaeding dong, Christmas time is here. Godfrey bless you.

You Feeley me?nice, i always love to use jue's name as a punchline

[LV_BOLT]

Merriman Christmas to you too!


Haha! A "Jue!" ;)


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Yeah...^ that.

[56lightsout56]

Wonder if anyone left a Xmas tree for him. he's on every monday morning on 105.3 at about 7-7:15am. He said he didnt have a tree yet.

He also loves eggnog and drinks it all the time w/ pizza.

[Boltfan219]

Winter in vacation spots is where tourists will swarm
fireplaces are a Means to stay extra cozy and warm,
there are many nice things to Seay at this time of year,
even if you see a Bengal, in a car with a beer.
I do not feel like inserting a cool smiley,
if there are readers named Ryan Leaf or D-Ends named Marcellus Wiley.
While seeing kids playing with new toys,
I am still sick to my stomach about the loss to the 'Boys.
All the lights outside make people say "Gee"
At holiday parties, people enjoy a Martynee.

[egooder]

Now thats funny...

[Rich Thomas]

http://www.sportspickle.com/features/volume6/2006-1220-steroids.html

[MOCHARGERFAN]

Merriman Christmas, to Boltfans one and all.

And if you're a Jue, then Happy Hanukkah!

When they open the Gates of the North Pole and let that cool Brees flow out along with Ol' St. Nick Hardwick, then you know he'll be delivering a gift... a playoff berth for the Boltz. Cuz we know that Kris (Dielman) Kringle has got plenty of Hart. So us Boltfans can Peelle open the wrapping paper on our gift wrapped Jax loss. Kaeding dong, Christmas time is here. Godfrey bless you.

You Feeley me?

And a Merriman Christmas back at you and each and every one!

[PhillyFan]

Thanks. For real though - I'm not Kaeding.


STOP! You guys are Keiling me.

[boltcorpse]

MERRIMAN X-MAS

[jackfrost]

Hahahahahahahahahaha....................it has risen from the Dead !!!!!

Some Clasic old stuff in here Corpsie............I see a few "Ghosts of Christmas pasts"............man, wonder where they are now ????

Funny to look back occasionally, and recall the past............this one was definetely worthy of that.

How'd ya find it ???...................or have you had it hidden for safe keeping all this time ???

And why didn't it make an appearance last year I wonder ???? Hmmmmmmm .....!!!!

[SD Chargers21]

good read :)
Merriman Christmas

[31cromartie31]

LOL, first time i have ever smiled at one of your posts corpsie.

[LightsOut4ever]

Merriman Christmas to all!

[Hamburglar]

Merriman Christmas!

InCason you guys didn't know we have a big game this week. I have Binn very nervous lately. The team better win. I hope i have made myself Clary! Now go break a Legedu!

I'm bad at this : /

[wilrab]

Or Happy Kwanzaa, for that matter. ;)



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