Top Ten Excuses that will be used for Mike Vick this Offseason

[guimcharger]

10. Receivers are worst then last year.
9. Perless Price hid the only playbook before he left.
8. Brian Finnermen runs the 40 in just under 12 seconds.
7. Jim Mora Jr. may be slightly retarded.
6. Brother Marcus keeps calling for some weed.
5. Opposing defenses missed him telling the media he could pass.
4. Michael Jenkins make Michael Jackson look like a pro bowl wide receiver.
3. Only Agle Crumpler can understand his mumbling in the huddle.
2. Its hard to throw while running.
1. Herpes cream makes fingers slippery.

Here is the link: http://www.bangcartoon.com/portis.htm

[Shamrock]

11. It wasn't really Mike Vick playing, it was Ron Mexico.

[RAWDOGG]

10. Receivers are worst then last year.
9. Perless Price hid the only playbook before he left.
8. Brian Finnermen runs the 40 in just under 12 seconds.
7. Jim Mora Jr. may be slightly retarded.
6. Brother Marcus keeps calling for some weed.
5. Opposing defenses missed him telling the media he could pass.
4. Michael Jenkins make Michael Jackson look like a pro bowl wide receiver.
3. Only Agle Crumpler can understand his mumbling in the huddle.
2. Its hard to throw while running.
1. Herpes cream makes fingers slippery.

Here is the link: http://www.bangcartoon.com/portis.htm

Funny, but meaningless thread:rolleyes:

[Shamrock]

Funny, but meaningless thread:rolleyes:
Dude -

You have 100 posts. Who made you the Thread Police? :mad:

[GOBOLTS4Life]

Dude -

You have 100 posts. Who made you the Thread Police? :mad:

LOL That is funny... Thanks for making me laugh...

[RAWDOGG]

Dude -

You have 100 posts. Who made you the Thread Police? :mad:

Who cares how many posts I have?:rolleyes:
Just cause I don't sit in fron of my CPU all day?

I could of sworn I saw a place for OFF TOPIC threads to be started?:rolleyes:

What the hell does Vick have to do with the Chargers?

[Shamrock]

Go complain to the mods if you don't like it. You're being ignorant and obnoxious.

[guimcharger]

Who cares how many posts I have?:rolleyes:
Just cause I don't sit in fron of my CPU all day?

I could of sworn I saw a place for OFF TOPIC threads to be started?:rolleyes:

What the hell does Vick have to do with the Chargers?

Actually it will be moved to the so you think your funny but I figured more people would see it and get a laugh from it in GD first. Off Topic is for everything non-football. Everything football is in here.

[BCBoltFan]

Who cares how many posts I have?:rolleyes:
Just cause I don't sit in fron of my CPU all day?

I could of sworn I saw a place for OFF TOPIC threads to be started?:rolleyes:

What the hell does Vick have to do with the Chargers?
Funny but meaningless post... don't be so anal!

[Fouts2Chandler]

11. It wasn't really Mike Vick playing, it was Ron Mexico.

12. Too busy trying to buy all the Ron Mexico jerseys off of EBAY.

[truColorCharger]

Go complain to the mods if you don't like it. You're being ignorant and obnoxious.
geez dude, get ur ****in panties out of a bunch. get a life man, u give this guy crap for nothin.

[guimcharger]

geez dude, get ur ****in panties out of a bunch. get a life man, u give this guy crap for nothin.

Just being a spectator, now you are being a hypocrite for attacking him.

[Boltman19]

The guy who complained earlier is obviously not too smart, this is the joke board so of course there are going to be topics like this, anyways.


13. He is in a new offense

I dont know how many times I've heard that one, its stupid because the only reason he was hyped was because of his feet, and now people know hot to stop him, so it leaves excuses to be made

[truColorCharger]

Lol, this is the joke forum right guys????!!!! It was "just a joke". i love all charger fans!!!!!! lol, no hard feelings

[lightningstrike14]

Lol, this is the joke forum right guys????!!!! It was "just a joke". i love all charger fans!!!!!! lol, no hard feelings

Yes, actually its the "so you think you are funny?" section. Which you are not.

13. Herpe cream also makes fingers numb.......Can't really get a grip.

[Charger6T9]

What Do u Call A Cop Beating Up a Raider Fan

Community Service

[Nutz-N-Boltz]

#14. We were good, it's just those darn opposing teams, they are so much better..

Peace Out
Irie Forever

[TJ21]

Who cares how many posts I have?:rolleyes:
Just cause I don't sit in fron of my CPU all day?

I could of sworn I saw a place for OFF TOPIC threads to be started?:rolleyes:

What the hell does Vick have to do with the Chargers?
Everyone Chill. It's in the right forum now, and you were right it is a funny thread. I don't think anyone sits in front of their CPU all day, more like their monitor. ;)

[elgrenas]

Dude -

You have 100 posts. Who made you the Thread Police? :mad:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.