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TJ21
03-24-2006, 05:58 AM
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The Giants quarterback and former San Diego draft pick has more to say...
By Jon Suyono
Staff Writer.

March 23, 2006

Eli Manning walked up to the podium at the Giants training facility after his first day participating in the Giants offseason program. Manning seemed to have a tear in his eye. He sat at the desk gloomily and took the microphone.
"I don't like it here no more." He said in a child-like voice with a shudder. "I want to go to San Diego. They have Tomlinson and Gates." He whined. As a New York Times reporter reminded him that he had Tiki Barber and Jeremy Shockey. Again Manning shuddered, "They beat me up." Several of us were taken aback, another journalist posed the question, "Are you going to do anything about it?" to which Manning replied, "I called papa and Peyton." As tears started pouring out his beady little eyes. Just then a Giants representative walked into the room and attempted to escort Manning out to which Eli reacted quite volitaly. He began to tear heavily and scream. He removed his pants (under which was a diaper with "Winnie the Pooh" on it) and began to wave his limbs about madly as he crawled on the ground screaming. As if the drama couldn't intensify anymore, Archie Manning (the overrated guy with no playoff appearances) walked into the room and began yelling, "Damn it. You take your conflabed hands offa my son!" Then Archie began spewing out several threating sounding groans and moans. The elder Manning then punched out the Giants official and a random female reporter. All the while, many of us could not help but continue staring at the spectacle. Unfortunately Peyton never showed up, but he called and thanked most of us for all the great work we do (addressing me by my first name seemed odd), it may have seemed like an attempt to butter up the media, but most of us took it to heart. In any case Eli Manning has requested a switching of teams with Philip Rivers. The NFL, who also worships the overrated Manning family, has mandadted the Chargers do whatever the Mannings want, so Eli will be in San Diego for training camp. May God have mercy on our souls...







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BootyBandit
03-24-2006, 06:33 AM
LOL :p :Beer:

chargerpwr
03-24-2006, 06:46 AM
tahirjon,
Maaaaan.. Thought was real article being listed at first. Got me on that one.. FUNNY.. Thanx,

God Bless and GO BOLTS!!!

bolts4ever21
03-24-2006, 02:12 PM
Too much time on our hand,... Thanks for putting our visions of Eli in words.

TJ21
03-24-2006, 06:40 PM
Too much time on our hand,... Thanks for putting our visions of Eli in words.
Too much time on my hands. lol

TheIceCreamMan
03-24-2006, 08:39 PM
hahahha,, Tahir Soooo funny....

u got me hahaha!!!!!

Sirbob
03-24-2006, 08:51 PM
TY tahir
Needed that pick me up...
Mannings serve a purpose.

TJ21
03-24-2006, 08:52 PM
TY tahir
Needed that pick me up...
Mannings serve a purpose.
I try... ;)