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Boltman19
04-22-2006, 07:11 PM
This is taken from one of my friends on another football board. I am sure there will be at least one person who will get offended by this, but its all in good fun.

http://boards.ign.com/football/b5105/115804688/p1/?10

LTfan4life
04-22-2006, 07:38 PM
I got a good chuckle out of it :D


19. San Diego Chargers - Chad Jackson, WR

Strengths: Would be a good replacement for recently departed Reche Caldwell, yet another WR bust from Florida.

Weaknesses: Is from Florida.

TJ21
04-22-2006, 07:53 PM
12. Cleveland Browns - Haloti Ngata, DT

Strengths: HE ISN'T FAT, OK?

Weaknesses: Actually quite fat. Will be in Denver within 3 seasons.

:D :D :D :D

TheIceCreamMan
04-22-2006, 08:00 PM
hahahahahaha!!!! soo funny

8. Buffalo Bills - AJ Hawk, LB

Strengths: Is names AJ Hawk, and that kind of name belongs in Buffalo.

Weaknesses: Is incredibly ugly... also fitting for Buffalo. This is a match made in heaven.

Boltfan92153
04-22-2006, 09:46 PM
Good Mock, I wonder what he would say about Sproles!

mk87
04-22-2006, 10:28 PM
I love it. Although it seems like the people who replied don't have much of a sense of humor.

TJ21
04-22-2006, 10:40 PM
11. St. Louis Rams - Winston Justice, LT

Strengths: Orlando Pace is fat.

Weaknesses: Is intent on making his surname as ironic as possible.

TJ21
04-22-2006, 10:40 PM
10. Arizona Cardinals - Matt Leinart, QB

Strengths: Good location for him. Can get to LA, Vegas and Arizona St. co-eds in no time.

Weaknesses: Time spent ****ing and snorting coke will cut into film study.

That one's a bit rough. But I still died laughing. :D

Boltman19
04-22-2006, 11:21 PM
I love it. Although it seems like the people who replied don't have much of a sense of humor.

Yes, the reason for this is because he's not too popular with some people.

TJ21
04-22-2006, 11:38 PM
Yes, the reason for this is because he's not too popular with some people.
An IGN regular are you BM? I only have 7 posts there.

Boltman19
04-22-2006, 11:52 PM
An IGN regular are you BM? I only have 7 posts there.

Naw I'm currently banned for piracy (I mentioned downloading a movie via limewire). But Boltman2004 does post here, just not too much, as well as hitemhard05

TheIceCreamMan
04-23-2006, 08:02 AM
i only go to to IGN to check out like madden rosters in like july, they give u a lil sneak peek and etcc.....

Ikeman83
04-23-2006, 03:47 PM
That one's a bit rough. But I still died laughing. :D

I snorted pepsi thinking about Lienart snorting coke.

LTfan4life
04-23-2006, 03:51 PM
6. San Francisco 49ers - Vernon Davis, TE

Strengths: Has freakish size/speed ratio.

Weaknesses: Too fast and too big. Probably on steroids, but the bay area will provide that.


I almost died right there... :D

TJ21
04-24-2006, 12:19 AM
I snorted pepsi thinking about Lienart snorting coke.
Me too.

And judging from the lack of devotion Leinart showed toward his studies, I think it's not too farfetched. lol. :D

TJ21
04-24-2006, 12:21 AM
30. Indianapolis Colts - D'Brickashaw Ferguson, LT

Strengths: Address a need, since Tarik Glenn is really fat.

Weaknesses: His name is retarded. This is why I dropped him on my draft board.
HAHAHAHA :D :D :D

canadianfan_51
04-24-2006, 12:52 AM
by far the best mock draft i've seen yet
especially number 23

23. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Pass. Tampa doesn't count, hoes.