View Full Version : A joke Mock Draft
Boltman19
04-22-2006, 07:11 PM
This is taken from one of my friends on another football board. I am sure there will be at least one person who will get offended by this, but its all in good fun.
http://boards.ign.com/football/b5105/115804688/p1/?10
LTfan4life
04-22-2006, 07:38 PM
I got a good chuckle out of it :D
19. San Diego Chargers - Chad Jackson, WR
Strengths: Would be a good replacement for recently departed Reche Caldwell, yet another WR bust from Florida.
Weaknesses: Is from Florida.
12. Cleveland Browns - Haloti Ngata, DT
Strengths: HE ISN'T FAT, OK?
Weaknesses: Actually quite fat. Will be in Denver within 3 seasons.
:D :D :D :D
TheIceCreamMan
04-22-2006, 08:00 PM
hahahahahaha!!!! soo funny
8. Buffalo Bills - AJ Hawk, LB
Strengths: Is names AJ Hawk, and that kind of name belongs in Buffalo.
Weaknesses: Is incredibly ugly... also fitting for Buffalo. This is a match made in heaven.
Boltfan92153
04-22-2006, 09:46 PM
Good Mock, I wonder what he would say about Sproles!
I love it. Although it seems like the people who replied don't have much of a sense of humor.
11. St. Louis Rams - Winston Justice, LT
Strengths: Orlando Pace is fat.
Weaknesses: Is intent on making his surname as ironic as possible.
10. Arizona Cardinals - Matt Leinart, QB
Strengths: Good location for him. Can get to LA, Vegas and Arizona St. co-eds in no time.
Weaknesses: Time spent ****ing and snorting coke will cut into film study.
That one's a bit rough. But I still died laughing. :D
Boltman19
04-22-2006, 11:21 PM
I love it. Although it seems like the people who replied don't have much of a sense of humor.
Yes, the reason for this is because he's not too popular with some people.
Yes, the reason for this is because he's not too popular with some people.
An IGN regular are you BM? I only have 7 posts there.
Boltman19
04-22-2006, 11:52 PM
An IGN regular are you BM? I only have 7 posts there.
Naw I'm currently banned for piracy (I mentioned downloading a movie via limewire). But Boltman2004 does post here, just not too much, as well as hitemhard05
TheIceCreamMan
04-23-2006, 08:02 AM
i only go to to IGN to check out like madden rosters in like july, they give u a lil sneak peek and etcc.....
Ikeman83
04-23-2006, 03:47 PM
That one's a bit rough. But I still died laughing. :D
I snorted pepsi thinking about Lienart snorting coke.
LTfan4life
04-23-2006, 03:51 PM
6. San Francisco 49ers - Vernon Davis, TE
Strengths: Has freakish size/speed ratio.
Weaknesses: Too fast and too big. Probably on steroids, but the bay area will provide that.
I almost died right there... :D
I snorted pepsi thinking about Lienart snorting coke.
Me too.
And judging from the lack of devotion Leinart showed toward his studies, I think it's not too farfetched. lol. :D
30. Indianapolis Colts - D'Brickashaw Ferguson, LT
Strengths: Address a need, since Tarik Glenn is really fat.
Weaknesses: His name is retarded. This is why I dropped him on my draft board.
HAHAHAHA :D :D :D
canadianfan_51
04-24-2006, 12:52 AM
by far the best mock draft i've seen yet
especially number 23
23. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Pass. Tampa doesn't count, hoes.