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TrabucoWR
05-06-2006, 02:43 PM
You know you're a die-hard Charger fan when... finish the sentence. I'll give an example to start.

You know your a die-hard when you own a Kassim Osgood jersey and can name everyone on the kick off team

Lets see how creative you all can get.

ChampCharger
05-06-2006, 02:47 PM
You know you're a die-hard charger fan when you seriously consider cutting people off on the road for having Broncos, Chiefs or Raiders stickers on their car. LOL

StLBoltboy
05-06-2006, 03:07 PM
You know you're a die-hard when you can think of snazzy computer screen names/nicknames for every player on the team

TouchyFeeley1

LTfan4life
05-06-2006, 03:32 PM
You know you're a die hard fan when you make a mock draft and a ranking of players you hope your team will draft. Then, you know every reason why they should or shouldn't draft players at a certain position.

TJ21
05-06-2006, 03:46 PM
You know your a die-hard Charger fan when you make a "you know your a die-hard Charger fan" thread in a die-hard Charger forum. :p

Thunderstruck21
05-06-2006, 03:53 PM
you know your a die-hard chargers fan when you havent missed a game since 87, including the 1-15 season

Bubba86
05-06-2006, 03:57 PM
you know your a die-hard chargers fan when you havent missed a game since 87, including the 1-15 season

you know youre a die hard fan if you even went to all the games in the 1-15 season

you know youre a die hard fan if the worst nightmare you ever had was you missing a charger game

Ikeman83
05-06-2006, 04:34 PM
You know you're a diehard Charger fan if the highlight of your Summer is mini camp.

Boltman19
05-06-2006, 04:36 PM
You know you're a die-hard Charger fan when you are watching the probowl skills competion with non charger friends and have to tell them who Hanik Miligan is

Stone
05-06-2006, 04:42 PM
You know you're a Charger fan when your homemade target for the shooting range isn't a bunch of circles...

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h193/mrstone2117/elishot.jpg

Guy Lombardo
05-06-2006, 04:47 PM
When you know the name of every player on the teams practice squad and you actually think they are going to be good!

Ikeman83
05-06-2006, 04:51 PM
You know you're a Charger fan when your homemade target for the shooting range isn't a bunch of circles...

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h193/mrstone2117/elishot.jpg

That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

sonorajim
05-06-2006, 04:55 PM
You know you're a diehard Charger fan when you buy an Oakland media guide to replace the Sears catalog in the outhouse.

Stone
05-06-2006, 05:03 PM
That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Thanks. It was my first and probably last time shooting. I've kept that box ever since.

RIPgriggs
05-06-2006, 05:16 PM
you know your a diehard charger fan if tim mckyer is your fav. DB of all time.

any one know why?:o

JCDavey
05-06-2006, 05:23 PM
you know your a diehard charger fan if tim mckyer is your fav. DB of all time.

any one know why?:ooh i know why lol

hoopdreams
05-06-2006, 05:32 PM
You know your a die hard Charger fan when you spend more time in the Charger forum then taking your girlfriend out, doing your homework, and just living in general.

The-Beast
05-06-2006, 05:42 PM
you know your a diehard fan when you still talking football 4 months after the season ended.

TrabucoWR
05-06-2006, 05:43 PM
you know your a diehard fan when you still talking football 4 months after the season ended.
Yes but that means it's only 4 months until the next season starts ;)

TradeLT4DBs
05-06-2006, 06:17 PM
:D You know your a diehard charger fan when u can tell AJ Smith recycles his Hawiian(sp?) shirts and treats his wardrobe like his roster. (very cheaply) :Beer:

LIGHTNINGBOLTinc
05-06-2006, 06:38 PM
When you go to a pre-season game and you know all the UDFA players and numbers. And when they make a great play in the fourth quarter af a pre-season game you stand up and cheer for them. :Helmet:

GO CHARGERS ! :Helmet:

sanluischargerfan
05-06-2006, 06:41 PM
You know you're a die-hard Charger fan when... finish the sentence. I'll give an example to start.

You know your a die-hard when you own a Kassim Osgood jersey and can name everyone on the kick off team

Lets see how creative you all can get.

Hey, I have Osgood's and David Binn's autographs as well. :Cheers:

Bubba86
05-06-2006, 06:42 PM
Hey, I have Osgood's and David Binn's autographs as well. :Cheers:

having their autographs isnt as bad as having a 4th/5th string wr jersey

ryry2104
05-06-2006, 07:14 PM
you know you are a die hard fan when you make a thread called you know you are a die hard fan when....

'61 SCARGO
05-06-2006, 07:36 PM
You know you're a die hard fan when you give your wife a Cromartie jersey for Mother's Day.:nono:....AND when you say you're favorite color is "BLUE 22"

TJ21
05-06-2006, 07:38 PM
When you can spell Scott Mruczkowski's name.

BTW: IS THIS GUY 12!?!?!?!?! :eek:

http://www.chargers.com/assets/002/3797_w220h.jpg

BreesforSD
05-06-2006, 07:42 PM
When you Bought a Ryan Leaf #16 jersey and wore it proudly while telling everyone he was going to be THE MAN!!!:Bolt: BEAT THAT!!!:o

psychofan
05-06-2006, 07:59 PM
you know you are a die hard fan when you make a thread called you know you are a die hard fan when....


i believe someone already said that.

TJ21
05-06-2006, 08:00 PM
you know you are a die hard fan when you make a thread called you know you are a die hard fan when....
It's been said fella. ;)

Stone
05-06-2006, 08:07 PM
When you Bought a Ryan Leaf #16 jersey and wore it proudly while telling everyone he was going to be THE MAN!!!:Bolt: BEAT THAT!!!:o
I still can't look at my 8th grade yearbook picture.

IgorUnchained
05-06-2006, 08:12 PM
You know you are a hardcore fan when...

your opinion of a Charger doesnt waver because of 8 million dollars of someone else's money.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7171/breesolivea2yo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Football Is A Business

TJ21
05-06-2006, 08:14 PM
You know you are a hardcore fan when...

your opinion of a Charger doesnt waver because of 8 million dollars of someone else's money.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7171/breesolivea2yo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
football is a business
Well said.

Bitterness is good for no one. (though I am a very bitter person ;) )

LTfan4life
05-06-2006, 08:16 PM
You know you're a diehard charger fan when you're "Charger buds" are only known over a computer :)

LIGHTNINGBOLTinc
05-06-2006, 08:21 PM
You know you are a hardcore fan when...

your opinion of a Charger doesnt waver because of 8 million dollars of someone else's money.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7171/breesolivea2yo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Football Is A Business Good one..... When your favorite player on the team is let go, and you wish him luck with his new team, and are still able to say... GO Rivers.... GO CHARGERS ! :Helmet:

TJ21
05-06-2006, 08:31 PM
You know you're a diehard charger fan when you're "Charger buds" are only known over a computer :)
Haha. Too true. I know only one other Charger fan in real-life, but he's a casual football watcher... :rolleyes:... :D

RIPgriggs
05-06-2006, 08:44 PM
I still can't look at my 8th grade yearbook picture.

because u are wearing a ryan leaf jersey?

drangus
05-06-2006, 08:50 PM
You know you're a die-hard charger fan when you seriously consider cutting people off on the road for having Broncos, Chiefs or Raiders stickers on their car. LOL

you are scary

BCBoltFan
05-06-2006, 09:02 PM
i believe someone already said that.
i believe someone already said that.

http://acity.online.fr/snapshots/foto/hi/liftmirror2.jpg



You know you're a diehard charger fan when you're "Charger buds" are only known over a computer :)
Cheers :Beer: ... <- that's a root beer btw.



When you can spell Scott Mruczkowski's name.

BTW: IS THIS GUY 12!?!?!?!?!

http://www.chargers.com/assets/002/3797_w220h.jpg
LOL, No kidding... he doesn't look like a 6-5 300 lb brawler.

i heart ladain
05-06-2006, 09:11 PM
you know you're a die-hard charger fan when you hope to god that the chargers don't draft comartie, but do, and still think it's a great pick. (i was mutterring "not cromartie" before the pick, and then stood up and clapped when they called his name). i like the pick now, of course. he's gonna be a balla.

StLBoltboy
05-06-2006, 09:30 PM
When you can spell Scott Mruczkowski's name.

BTW: IS THIS GUY 12!?!?!?!?! :eek:

http://www.chargers.com/assets/002/3797_w220h.jpg

We signed Andy Milonakis?

Bubba86
05-06-2006, 09:31 PM
We signed Andy Milonakis?

i hate that guy

StLBoltboy
05-06-2006, 09:31 PM
When you Bought a Ryan Leaf #16 jersey and wore it proudly while telling everyone he was going to be THE MAN!!!:Bolt: BEAT THAT!!!:o

I still have my jersey as proof in case I get called a bandwagoner.

StLBoltboy
05-06-2006, 09:33 PM
i hate that guy

he annoys me as well, but like a bad car accident I still watch the show, just to enjoy the fact that people are more stupid than I.

esacal
05-06-2006, 10:01 PM
You know you're a die-hard Charger fan when you feel the players are like your family and you havnt missed a charger game.

TJ21
05-06-2006, 10:07 PM
We signed Andy Milonakis?
ROTFLMAO!!!

That is the funniest **** I have read all year on this board. Nice. :Beer:

Stone
05-06-2006, 10:09 PM
You know you're a die-hard Charger fan when you have no problem working on New Year's, Christmas, and your birthday, but become outrageously angry when you're on the schedule for a Sunday afternoon.

EGClutch
05-06-2006, 10:10 PM
You know you're a die-hard Charger fan when you wear blue body paint with the Charger's bolt across your chest every single day... rain, shine, or snow.

TJ21
05-06-2006, 10:12 PM
i believe someone already said that.

http://acity.online.fr/snapshots/foto/hi/liftmirror2.jpg

What would happen if you pointed a camera at it's own viewfinder or monitor? :crazy:

TJ21
05-06-2006, 10:13 PM
You know you're a die-hard Charger fan when you wear blue body paint with the Charger's bolt across your chest every single day... rain, shine, or snow.
Or when you do it to work.

TJ21
05-06-2006, 10:14 PM
When you bring in a stereo to work blasting the song "Carolina" after the hated Eli Manning got shut out by them in the playoffs.

I only got away with it because my supervisor is a Redskins fan. :)

Stone
05-06-2006, 10:19 PM
Come on and raise up.

Take your shirt off, twist it round your head, spin it like a helicopter.

pspears1958
05-06-2006, 10:45 PM
You know you're a die-hard Charger fan when you are a cross country truck driver and drive for 19 hours straight (cheating on log books) to watch a preseason game on ESPN when Dan Henning is the head coach and of course we lose.

lightsoutfools
05-06-2006, 11:30 PM
you know your a die-hard chargers fan when you havent missed a game since 87, including the 1-15 season
but tell me this, i was there to. did that win seem to get the bigs cheer i can ever remeber. ??? dude ever one was hugging it was like we won the super bowl ;) yea i remeber

StLBoltboy
05-06-2006, 11:35 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!

That is the funniest **** I have read all year on this board. Nice. :Beer:

why thank you ... scuse me, I have to get some bologna for my left pocket

lightsoutfools
05-06-2006, 11:38 PM
You know you're a die-hard Charger fan when your only social skill is dressing in some type of chargers gear and the only think you can talk about is chargers football. off season

Ikeman83
05-07-2006, 12:09 AM
You know you're a diehard Charger fan when you make up a nickname for the GM...

see numerous posts about "Smitty"

jadeyknoxville
05-07-2006, 02:35 AM
You know when you're a die hard fan when you cry when your team makes a bad play, but you cry when your team scores a touchdown.

mastaflan
05-07-2006, 02:47 AM
You know you are a die hard Charger Fan when....

...You watched and Supported the Chargers during all the slumps that they have been through out the years (which were many) and still wore the jeresy proudly to school the next day...


...You walk into National City with Charger gear amongst all the Gangsta Raider fans on Sunday...

Ikeman83
05-07-2006, 03:47 AM
When you drive for twenty minutes to a sports bar every sunday so you can watch the games. Not because you want to drink with friends, but to watch the game alone, because you want to see your team that damned much.

****ing Illinois

Bobo
05-07-2006, 03:56 AM
You know you're a diehard Charger fan when you throw yourself off the couch & punch & kick the carpet & cry when they lose & jump up & down when they win. BTW, I outgrew the tantrums when I was 10, but at 35, I still get highly pissed-off when they lose & still jump up & down when they win. :Helmet:

brewandgold
05-07-2006, 05:36 AM
You know you're a diehard when you type "Wes Chandler" into the Google search engine. You know you're a diehard when you bet a friend, in a bar, $30 that the chargers will win the AFC west in '04. And you're both drunk. And you win.

TJ21
05-07-2006, 09:19 AM
When you drive for twenty minutes to a sports bar every sunday so you can watch the games. Not because you want to drink with friends, but to watch the game alone, because you want to see your team that damned much.

****ing Illinois
I know what you mean.

When you listen to your computer for 6 hours so you can hear the stream from a radio-station in San Diego because CBS won't show the game in New Jersey.

thesock
05-07-2006, 09:24 AM
you know you're a diehard chargers fan when you proudly wear your jersey watching the '04 playoff game at home and when they lose take it off and refuse to go near it for a week

SDynasty
05-07-2006, 09:30 AM
you know you're a diehard chargers fan when you proudly wear your jersey watching the '04 playoff game at home and when they lose take it off and refuse to go near it for a week

you know you are a die hard charger fan when you drive by Chargers Park everyday hopeing to get a glimpse of something, anything, anyone that slightly resembles football.

This just happened last night, you know you are a die hard charger fan when you get bored at a wedding of someone you barely know & the conversation turns to stories of how you ran into and met charger players.
Mine were Brees, LT, Donnie :Bolt:

supercharged21
05-07-2006, 10:58 AM
You know your a charger fan when.. Every morning upon arriving to work, you play the San Diego Superchargers song on your computer..(I also set it up to be everyones mail notification)..LOL it was great!! I've since been banned from tampering with co-workers settings.:nono:

cheechchong
05-07-2006, 11:05 AM
You know your a diehard when....you dump a gf of 8 months to watch the last 2 minutes of the she-li game just to rub it in to everyone that said he would show the chargers he was worth the trade...........................:Beer: :Beer:

Ikeman83
05-07-2006, 11:44 AM
You know your a diehard when....you dump a gf of 8 months to watch the last 2 minutes of the she-li game just to rub it in to everyone that said he would show the chargers he was worth the trade...........................:Beer: :Beer:

That's actually kind of sad dude

crazylarry
05-07-2006, 11:50 AM
you know your a die hard charger fan when you tell your wife and kids that your going to San Diego for your vaction and great seats to game come before anything else.

you know your a die hard charger fan when you live in Indiana

you know your a die hard charger fan when you hate peyton manning, and you live 1 hour from indianapolis

MDChargerFan
05-07-2006, 11:57 AM
You know youre a die hard chargers fan when you wont let your child play youth football because the local teams nickname is the raiders

Ikeman83
05-07-2006, 12:07 PM
You know youre a die hard chargers fan when you wont let your child play youth football because the local teams nickname is the raiders

That is one of the best right there. You should drive your son to a different area.

psychofan
05-07-2006, 12:09 PM
That's actually kind of sad dude


Thats not sad thats what you call devotion.

LTfan4life
05-07-2006, 12:10 PM
You know you're a diehard fan when you live in Denver and treat Donkey fans like they're visiting San Diego, and you are the "Home Team" :)

psychofan
05-07-2006, 12:11 PM
You know you're a die hard fan when you drive 6 hours to Cleveland stand in 10 degrees weather when its snowing just so you can rub it in to Browns fans that they lost.

MDChargerFan
05-07-2006, 12:12 PM
That is one of the best right there. You should drive your son to a different area.


I did do that he now plays against all his classmates

RIPgriggs
05-07-2006, 02:11 PM
you know your a charger fan, when the best 2 shirts in your wardrobe are a 1994 afc champions shirt and a 2004 afc west champs shirt.

TradeLT4DBs
05-07-2006, 05:00 PM
...when you take marty's "take it one step at a time" mantra and apply it to your love life. (stop looking at me like that - im not obsessed with the chargers!) :D :crazy: :o

boltskickass21
05-07-2006, 10:52 PM
you know your a die-hard charger fan when you paint at least one room in your house charger blue and gold

you know your a die-hard when you just realized that you have been in this forum for 3 hours now without break

boltskickass21
05-07-2006, 10:54 PM
You know you're a die hard fan when you drive 6 hours to Cleveland stand in 10 degrees weather when its snowing just so you can rub it in to Browns fans that they lost.
that is pretty die-hard man, i would do it in a second though

TJ21
05-07-2006, 11:10 PM
That's actually kind of sad dude
Sad in an awesome way.

But the last two minutes? I don't know.. the game was already won... :-/

TJ21
05-07-2006, 11:11 PM
You know you're a die hard fan when you drive 6 hours to Cleveland stand in 10 degrees weather when its snowing just so you can rub it in to Browns fans that they lost.
Try doing it a week after the game. :p

prieto-bolt
05-08-2006, 12:16 PM
U know u are a die hard charger fan when ur daughters 1st words was !GO CHARGERS!!

enjoydispinoy
05-08-2006, 06:36 PM
you know your a die hard chargers fan when your phone goes off and its the san diego super chargers song as its ring tone...IN CHURCH because you forgot to turn it off because you had to go as a family and the game was a 10AM away game and you were asking for the score

enjoydispinoy
05-08-2006, 06:38 PM
he annoys me as well, but like a bad car accident I still watch the show, just to enjoy the fact that people are more stupid than I.

haha this is soooooooo true

Dojo
05-08-2006, 07:19 PM
You know you're a charger fan when you change the names of players on madden 06 to:
Jake Plummer: Jake the fake
Mike Vick: Ron Mexico
Eli Manning: Sheli daddysboy

lsturbointeg
05-08-2006, 08:07 PM
you know you're a die hard fan when you decide to buy a $800 LT memoribilia jersey instead of paying your house mortgage!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/LSturbointeg/pix1089.jpg

Ice717
05-08-2006, 09:18 PM
you know you're a die hard fan when you decide to buy a $800 LT memoribilia jersey instead of paying your house mortgage!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/LSturbointeg/pix1089.jpg

das sik....

LTfan4life
05-08-2006, 09:26 PM
you know you're a die hard fan when you decide to buy a $800 LT memoribilia jersey instead of paying your house mortgage!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/LSturbointeg/pix1089.jpg

That is priceless. You have no idea what I'd give for that.

boltskickass21
05-09-2006, 12:05 AM
That is priceless. You have no idea what I'd give for that.
I am guessing around $800 :p

TJ21
05-09-2006, 05:51 AM
I am guessing around $800 :p
Damn it! I was going to say that. :D

enjoydispinoy
05-10-2006, 12:48 AM
you know you're a die hard fan when you decide to buy a $800 LT memoribilia jersey instead of paying your house mortgage!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/LSturbointeg/pix1089.jpg

man that is ONE sweeeeeeeeeet memoribilia caseee. nice one

RIPgriggs
05-10-2006, 01:22 PM
you know your a diehard charger fan if tim mckyer is your fav. DB of all time.

any one know why?:o

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/Chargers2004/90s/MartinatPittsburgh95c.jpg


thats why.
lol

kutsie2
12-29-2006, 04:38 PM
You know you are a die hard Charger fan when at 2 1/2 years old your daughter is offered an Otter Pop to say Raiders Rule, says OK, gets the otter pop, backs up about three feet and proudly says, "Raiders Suck!!!" She is still a big Charger fan, I'm training her right so she can be as die-hard as her mom!!

ChargersForLife
12-30-2006, 02:03 AM
You know you are a die hard fan when you get nervous and a bad stomach ache every time your team is down even by one point. But you know they will win but its just the pressure and the anxiety that gets to you.

Thunderstruck21
12-30-2006, 02:18 AM
You know you are a die hard Charger fan when at 2 1/2 years old your daughter is offered an Otter Pop to say Raiders Rule, says OK, gets the otter pop, backs up about three feet and proudly says, "Raiders Suck!!!" She is still a big Charger fan, I'm training her right so she can be as die-hard as her mom!!

now thats what i call good parenting!:LightsOut:

SDBoltsGirl
12-30-2006, 11:23 AM
You know your a charger fan when.. Every morning upon arriving to work, you play the San Diego Superchargers song on your computer..(I also set it up to be everyones mail notification)..LOL it was great!! I've since been banned from tampering with co-workers settings.:nono:

i listen to that song before school and before games, then at halftime, and after the game.

johnnystnick
12-30-2006, 11:40 AM
When you vividly remember the year that Phil McConkey seemed to call for a fair catch every single time they punted to him, and you kept saying, "aren't you supposed to be tough? What the Hell are you back there for, anyway? Return the damn thing!", but he never listened to you, and he set a team record for fair catches.

bd popeye
12-30-2006, 12:03 PM
You know you are a die hard Charger fan when you;

Wear your 1995 Charger jacket to Church.

You still have a yellow 1982 "Charger Power " T-shirt stuffed away in a closet..

And even though I live in Iowa I refuse to wear any Iowa Hawkeys gear because I am from San Diego.

Charger Fan 'til the day I die!

sandyk
12-30-2006, 04:36 PM
When you go to the last game of the '04 season 3 days after a hysterectomy with the staples still in. (Hubby had threatened to sell the tix if I didn't get better - great incentive!)

Then, drive yourself the following week to the play off game even though you are not to drive for three more weeks.

Stone
12-30-2006, 08:34 PM
Wasn't worth the drive when it was over, sadly.

fanof5521
12-30-2006, 09:49 PM
when you 2 yr old throws a football arm then throws his arms up in the air and says "TOUCHDOWN SAN DIEGO"

punkitty
12-30-2006, 09:56 PM
....your cat's name is Seau & all the neighborhood dogs are scared of her!

bd popeye
01-04-2007, 02:42 PM
when you 2 yr old throws a football arm then throws his arms up in the air and says "TOUCHDOWN SAN DIEGO"

Ahemmm the correct pronuncation is

TOUCHDOWN SANDY EGGO!!

Da' Saw was da' BOMB!!!

kutsie2
01-09-2007, 11:02 AM
now thats what i call good parenting!:LightsOut:
Somebody recently talked about setting her up with a cousin of a family friend and the poor guy didn't stand a chance once she found out he was a Faider fan! That was a "deal breaker" in her book!! :Bolt:

bolts4superbowl
01-09-2007, 06:43 PM
you know ur a die hard fan when ur on this forum

Chargers Fan
01-10-2007, 02:58 PM
You know you're a die-hard fan when...

...you have the screen name "Chargers Fan" on a Chargers forum with over 17,000 members.

LT_Raiderkiller
01-13-2007, 09:27 PM
i still have my Harrison jersey n yes crying leaf jersey am i a real fan?????:confused:

Boltfan219
01-13-2007, 10:05 PM
When you write an important paper that decides your English class grade, and list every player on the current roster and every coach and your favorite practice squad players to make the paper long enough, even though your teacher says youre not allowed.

Farmer808
01-14-2007, 09:07 PM
When you yell "**** you Nate Kaeding!" loud enough for your neighbors to hear it.

SJSUPhil
01-14-2007, 09:33 PM
When you lace up your high top cleats in honor of former Charger (for one season) Johnny Unitas! *Fan since '73, when they were really bad, but fun. :Helmet:

Palermo10
01-15-2007, 12:30 AM
When you yell "**** you Nate Kaeding!" loud enough for your neighbors to hear it.


I'm seeing **** like this everywhere. I just dont get it. 54 yards. I just dont get it...

powderblue zoo
01-15-2007, 02:11 AM
you know you're a die hard charger fan when you still hold a personal grudge towards george bush, simply because of the fact that he cut off the television broadcast of the ending to the ONLY WIN during the 1-15 season to make some speech on every damn channel. Honestly, I'm still pissed.

SJSUPhil
01-15-2007, 08:35 AM
When you have an original autographed picture of Chargers All Pro Running Back Don Woods (from the 70's), like I do.

Chargers Fan
01-15-2007, 10:24 AM
You know you're a die-hard Chargers fan when you come back to this board after yesterday's horrible, sickening, gut-wrenching loss.

So if anybody's reading this post, that means YOU.

Rich Thomas
01-15-2007, 11:28 AM
January 15, 2007
AP
FBI Investigates Merriman Kidnapping Claim

Agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation are meeting today with San Diego Chargers security officials to review allegations that linebacker Shawne Merriman was kidnapped prior to Sunday's game vs. the New England Patriots. The FBI was acting on a tip from Merriman's girlfriend who said, "Shawne never touches me the night before the game because he believes it weakens him mentally. But Saturday night, he just didn't seem like the same man, I mean he went at me like a snake after a mongoose. When I saw the way he performed in the game, I knew that could not be my Shawne."

A spokesperson for the FBI's San Diego office said, "I am a Charger fan. And when Shawne's girlfriend called us her story made perfect sense to me. This had to be an impostor wearing #56. Otherwise, how come there were no sacks?"

The FBI said that a person of interest in the case is Harold Sneed, an English teacher at Boston's Betsy Ross High School. Sneed, who bears a strong resemblance to Merriman, was reported to have worn a #56 jersey to a Holloween party in 2006. The FBI said, "Sneed is an assistant coach on the Betsy Ross football team. He knows just enough defense to get by and that's what #56 did on Sunday. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure this case out. There is no question in my my mind that Shawne Merriman was not on that field."

HBBoltGirl
01-15-2007, 11:40 AM
You know you're a die-hard charger fan when you seriously consider cutting people off on the road for having Broncos, Chiefs or Raiders stickers on their car. LOL

LMAO!!!! omg.. i do that :LightsOut:

Boltzzfanlt21
01-15-2007, 11:57 AM
You no you a die hard chargers fan when you look forward to training camp from preseason just so you can meat and get autos from the players

Boltzzfanlt21
01-15-2007, 12:06 PM
You know you're a Charger fan when your making a D FENCE sign and putting on ur lt jersey to sit in front of ur tv and start cheers like ur at the game

BootyBandit
01-15-2007, 02:38 PM
You know you're a Charger fan when right after the press rushes the field you leave your friends house asking yourself 1001 questions about what went wrong. Drive straight home tuck yourself in for bed and sleep for 12 straight hours...

lightningstrike
01-15-2007, 06:56 PM
you know your a die-hard fan when you risk breaking your knuckles by punching a metal pole after your team losses(TRUST ME IT HURTS)

you know your a die-hard fan when cheer so much for one play that it felt like u blew a blood vessel in your brain! IT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!




:Helmet: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHARGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pitweazel420
01-15-2007, 07:59 PM
You know you're a die-hard Chargers fan when you come back to this board after yesterday's horrible, sickening, gut-wrenching loss.

So if anybody's reading this post, that means YOU.Don't you know it :Helmet: :Football: &:Beer: Even if I have to wait till next year!Oh wait I've got a couple tapes of us beat'n down the DONKEYS yesss!

RAYRAY37
01-15-2007, 08:20 PM
You know you are a die hard when you travel to watch the Chargers on a road game.

Bolt4Life
01-15-2007, 09:42 PM
You know you are a die hard fan when you wear your Merriman Jersey with a Charger hat on at the mall today after the loss.

Boltmen
01-15-2007, 10:05 PM
You know you're a die hard Charger Fan when you have some sort of Charger memorabilia in every room in the house. One of those item being a Keith Lincoln's sig!

kutsie2
01-16-2007, 04:55 PM
you know your a die-hard fan when you risk breaking your knuckles by punching a metal pole after your team losses(TRUST ME IT HURTS)

you know your a die-hard fan when cheer so much for one play that it felt like u blew a blood vessel in your brain! IT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!




:Helmet: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHARGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry but you made me laugh with those....only because I once punched a wall during a Chargers game and I know that hurt like crazy and because during Sundays game at one point I was pretty sure I HAD blown out a blood vessel in my head.....felt like the top of my head was gone!!:Bolt:

MDChargerFan
01-16-2007, 06:44 PM
You know you are a die hard fan when you wear your Merriman Jersey with a Charger hat on at the mall today after the loss.


I did that too.