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BMoseleyINC
12-01-2006, 04:20 PM
I was just thinking about Cool names to have in the NFL...

My top 3:

Quentin JAMMER.
Dennis NORTHCUTT.
Joe JUREVICIOUS.

What else ya got?

kinch
12-01-2006, 04:22 PM
Ladanian .

boltcorpse
12-01-2006, 04:24 PM
Merriman

It really fits the December push for the playoffs/Holiday spirit.

Have a Merriman Christmas, everyone.

TouchTed
12-01-2006, 04:25 PM
This one is easy: IGOR !!!!

chargertom
12-01-2006, 04:27 PM
I like Max Strong. That's a great football name.

Boltbomber
12-01-2006, 04:27 PM
Lights Out
Lt
Ag

and the joke ones...
Mandy Moss
JP Loserman
Willis Mcgayhee

LV_BOLT
12-01-2006, 04:27 PM
Have a Merriman Christmas, everyone.

Same to you.

cap808
12-01-2006, 04:27 PM
Jammer
Crumpler
Longwell (punter)

BMoseleyINC
12-01-2006, 04:28 PM
Oh yeah forgot about longwell for a punter.

1.21Gigawatts
12-01-2006, 04:34 PM
Merriman

It really fits the December push for the playoffs/Holiday spirit.

Have a Merriman Christmas, everyone. Ebenezer Ekuban will have something to say about the Holiday spirit. Booooo!!!

ChargersPhan
12-01-2006, 04:35 PM
I like Max Strong. That's a great football name.


Its Mack Strong actually, and yes it is a great football name.
I always liked Champ and Boss.

SuperMatt
12-01-2006, 04:36 PM
Longwell (punter)

Place kicker, not punter! :D

Seau (Say-Ow!)

Frank Gore is pretty good


But I agree, Mack Strong is prolly the best in football right now.

JCDavey
12-01-2006, 04:47 PM
i want san diego to draft that wr out of fsu named decody ***g just to see if anyone would buy his jersey, and cause he's a decent wr

StevenSD
12-01-2006, 04:49 PM
....

Scott Player ? I believe he's a punter on the Cardinals, or somewhere.

ChargerLT21
12-01-2006, 04:50 PM
urlacher
i think his name is sweet!

Lord Revan
12-01-2006, 04:53 PM
Booger McFarlan baby...

1handclapping
12-01-2006, 05:00 PM
Sam Gash now retired but that was a great football name! Former fullback in buffalo, new england and a few other places.

Dont forget Randall Gay and Teddy Bruschi of the Pats.

cincyboltfan
12-01-2006, 05:04 PM
Here's a few:

D'Brickashaw Ferguson - Jets
Kimo Von Oelhoffen - Jets
T.J. Houshmandzadeh - Bengals
Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila (KGB) - Packers
Rock Cartwright - Redskins
Jeremy Trueblood - Tampa Bay
Oshiomogho Atogwe - Rams
Richie Incognito - Rams
Tedy Bruschi - Patriots
Patrick Pass - Patriots
Joey Goodspeed - Vikings
Tank Williams - Vikes
T.J Rushing - Colts
Carl-Johan Bjork - Cowpokes

JCDavey
12-01-2006, 05:06 PM
anyone remember the d player named draft? or the lions defender named 'harry colon'

Spank
12-01-2006, 05:10 PM
Just a name.... Patrick Pass ? Boone Stutz ?


RB's....

Joey Goodspeed, MIN
Ronnie Cruz, KC

LB's....

Grant Irons, Oak
TJ Slaughter, SF
Takeo Spikes, BUF

ELECTROSHOCK
12-01-2006, 05:21 PM
Here are some:

Pac-Man
Algae
Pork Chop
Peanut
and
BOOGER!

EcoastBoltzfan
12-01-2006, 05:25 PM
how could you forget

Natrone Means!!!!:Helmet:

NukeGuzzle
12-01-2006, 05:31 PM
I like D'Brickashaw, Igor, Dick Butkus(aahhhhahahahha). I'm also tickled that there are 2 players in the NFL named Josh Scobee(Scobey)

OC Charger Fan
12-01-2006, 05:37 PM
Just a name.... Patrick Pass ? Boone Stutz ?


RB's....

Joey Goodspeed, MIN
Ronnie Cruz, KC

LB's....

Grant Irons, Oak
TJ Slaughter, SF
Takeo Spikes, BUF

TJ Slaughter is funny. I wish my name was slaughter.

Remember13and1?
12-01-2006, 05:41 PM
Might be some wrong spelling on some...

1. Ebenezer Ekuban --- Broncos Defensive Lineman
2. Mathias Ekwuinuka --- Giants Defensive Lineman
3. RW McQuarters --- Giants Cornerback
4. Anquan Boldin --- Cardinals Receiver
5. Plaxico Burress --- Giants Receiver
6. TJ Houshmanzadeh --- Bengals Receiver

mysteriousbolt
12-01-2006, 05:41 PM
First ones that come to mind:

Champ Bailey
Boss Bailey
Quentin Jammer
Mack Strong
Joey Goodspeed
Nick Hardwick

BoltFanInAtl
12-01-2006, 05:52 PM
Richard Hair

Not a player now, but was the name of an old client of mine. If he was in the NFL he would play for the Raiders.

MarvLevy
12-01-2006, 05:54 PM
Richard Hair

Not a player now, but was the name of an old client of mine. If he was in the NFL he would play for the Raiders.

Along the same lines, Richard Dent and Seymour, Richard. Think about it people. :rolleyes:

Go Bills!!!

LiGHTNiNG ROD
12-01-2006, 06:10 PM
lekerkerker!! or however its spelled

ChargerDiva
12-01-2006, 06:27 PM
Peerless Price
Cadillac Williams

action83jackson
12-01-2006, 06:37 PM
Alfred Pupunu!

Well, maybe not a great football name, just off the wall and I loved his TD celebration. :D

BCBoltFan
12-01-2006, 06:45 PM
Wasn't there a former cheerleader named Iona Dyck?

NoFriends760
12-01-2006, 06:49 PM
Brandon Manumaleuna


Cory Lekkerkerker


THese are great name for football and SCRABBLE!

PanzerJager
12-01-2006, 06:58 PM
Lofa Tatupu

TJ21
12-01-2006, 08:06 PM
Scott Player...

baphamet
12-01-2006, 08:09 PM
i always liked nartone means, fitting name for a big bruising RB.

TJ21
12-01-2006, 08:12 PM
Brian Westbrook... eh.

Charger64
12-01-2006, 08:33 PM
Webster Slaughter

Marion Butts

loosenut37
12-01-2006, 08:33 PM
Ali haji-Sheikh kicker Giants 80's ?

fireknuckles
12-01-2006, 08:37 PM
i want san diego to draft that wr out of fsu named decody ***g just to see if anyone would buy his jersey, and cause he's a decent wr
It would be funny cause then you could get away with posting ***g and have good reason to do it.

Dojo
12-01-2006, 08:40 PM
Jureon, Dick. horrible i know

But if i were a pro NFL player I'de change my name to Johnny Kikass!

El Presidente
12-01-2006, 08:41 PM
Lance Alworth was worth all that and more.

Rosey Grier

LABoltsFan
12-01-2006, 08:44 PM
Here's a few:

D'Brickashaw Ferguson - Jets
Kimo Von Oelhoffen - Jets
T.J. Houshmandzadeh - Bengals
Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila (KGB) - Packers
Rock Cartwright - Redskins
Jeremy Trueblood - Tampa Bay
Oshiomogho Atogwe - Rams
Richie Incognito - Rams
Tedy Bruschi - Patriots
Patrick Pass - Patriots
Joey Goodspeed - Vikings
Tank Williams - Vikes
T.J Rushing - Colts
Carl-Johan Bjork - Cowpokes

Da Brick - thats great!
Richie Incognito - that would be good if he were an Interception Machine!
GoodSpeed - Great IF he were a RB.
Tank Williams <- Does it get better for a safety?

Igor Olshansky - Any LINEMAN named IGOR is scary.
Quentin Jammer - If it werent for the PI penalties i'd be o.k .with it.
LT - 'cause his name is legendary. "THis guy reminds me of LT... This guy could be the next LT...."

LTfan4life
12-01-2006, 08:49 PM
Along the same lines, Richard Dent and Seymour, Richard. Think about it people. :rolleyes:

Go Bills!!!

heh.... :D

ChargerDiva
12-01-2006, 08:49 PM
Takeo Spikes

swarm
12-01-2006, 08:49 PM
tiki barber sounds like a salon in hawaii

MadMadigan
12-01-2006, 08:53 PM
Vince Young
Antonio Gates
Antonio Cromartie
Deuce McAllister
Marvin Harrison
Jerricho Cotchery
Malcom Floyd
Vincent Jackson
T.J. Duckett
Bubba Franks

StLBoltboy
12-01-2006, 09:04 PM
Maake Kemoeatu, DL, Panthers

old school name

Vai Sikahema, KR, PHI ... used to box the goal post

SaDiSuCh
12-01-2006, 09:42 PM
Takeo Spikes.

Dojo
12-01-2006, 09:54 PM
Jureon, Dick. horrible i know

But if i were a pro NFL player I'de change my name to Johnny Kikass!
damn, you all have no sense of humor. it's bills week and we can't make fun of a person named Jureon, Dick? c'mon, say it with me "Jureon, Dick". sheesh. at least a chuckle? nothing? fine. i don't need you anyways. me and Micheal Richards are outta here.

gazork
12-01-2006, 10:28 PM
Wasn't there a former cheerleader named Iona Dyck?

There used to be a secretary in our office - S. Dickerhoff.

That would have been a tough one for her to grow up with.

Cory Lekkerkerker

LAChargerFan
12-01-2006, 10:32 PM
Jeremy Shockey should be playing on the Bolts with a name like that. Maybe convert him to LB or something like that...

Dojo
12-01-2006, 10:35 PM
Jeremy Shockey should be playing on the Bolts with a name like that. Maybe convert him to LB or something like that...
yeah, but if Shockey were on the Bolts, he'de be riding the pine thanks to gatesy.

LTfan4life
12-01-2006, 10:36 PM
damn, you all have no sense of humor. it's bills week and we can't make fun of a person named Jureon, Dick? c'mon, say it with me "Jureon, Dick". sheesh. at least a chuckle? nothing? fine. i don't need you anyways. me and Micheal Richards are outta here.

Hahahahahaha :Beer:

mastaflan
12-01-2006, 10:37 PM
Bears

Brian Urlacher Lance Briggs: Sounds Fierce

Chargers

Quentin Jammer, Igor Olshansky, Junior Seau: All sound Fierce

49ers

Frank Gore!!!!!

NCAA

HB Blades

usnidc
12-01-2006, 10:46 PM
Best Football name of all time: Vinny Testaverde

Dojo
12-01-2006, 10:50 PM
the end all be all greatest name is Bronco Nagurski. Thank god Denver did not exist yet. :D

BCBoltFan
12-01-2006, 11:16 PM
There used to be a secretary in our office - S. Dickerhoff.

That would have been a tough one for her to grow up with.

Funny yes, but not good for her.

Dick Butkus

Hamburglar
12-01-2006, 11:25 PM
Hahaha hopefully this hasnt been posted yet
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5826/puseysv5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)