RAWDOGG
01-31-2007, 10:16 AM
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The San Diego Chargers .
Q: What do the San Diego Chargers and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Charger out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What do you call a Charger with a Super Bowl ring?
A: a thief.
Q: Why was Marty upset when the Chargers play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the San Diego Chargers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Chargers does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.
Q: What do the Chargers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)
A: The San Diego Chargers .
Q: What do the San Diego Chargers and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Charger out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What do you call a Charger with a Super Bowl ring?
A: a thief.
Q: Why was Marty upset when the Chargers play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the San Diego Chargers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Chargers does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.
Q: What do the Chargers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)