2010 ESPN Mock Draft

[Boltman19]

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/070227&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab6pos1


If you are a College Football nut, you will be familiar with some of these guys, but read the team names and what not. Oh yeah, the Saints pick was edited out, it originally said this

24. NEW ORLEANS SAINTS: Aaron Hernandez*, TE, Florida
The team continues to recover from Hurricanes Ana, Bill, Claudette, Danny, Erika, Fred, Grace, Henri, Ida, Joaquin, Kate, Larry, Mindy, Nicholas, Odette, Peter, Rose, Sam, Teresa, Victor and Wanda, all of which struck New Orleans last year. (Note: These are the actual names the National Hurricane Center has reserved for 2009 tropical storms. Names reserved for later years include Hurricane Virginie, to be pronounced vir-JIN-ee, and Hurricane Igor.)

[SP17BOLT]

Marty Schottenheimer finally won it all.


haha lol..... that sucks.

[Boltman19]

I loved that one, I kind of hope he does win one somewhere down the line, but I have a feeling he will be remembered as a playoff dud.

[SP17BOLT]

That was hilarious and i agree with you.

[Chargers503]

5. OAKLAND RAIDERS: Markeith Summers, WR, Mississippi
After firing coach Lane Kiffin three games into the 2007 season, then firing replacement Wayne Fontes, then firing replacement Tom Flores, then firing replacement Rich Kotite, Al Davis was praised widely for naming Debbie Messinger of Great Neck, Long Island, N.Y. as the first female coach in the NFL. "Sure she's 15 years old and has never seen a football game," Davis said of his new coach. "But she has a lot of fine qualities. For one, she was willing to take the job."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

... and Marty finally wins the big one.

[Thunderstruck21]

that was good

[packman76]

This has got to be one of the best ones in there:

9. NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS: A.J. Haase, TE, Yale

After Bill Belichick appeared on the sidelines in painter's overalls and flip-flops for the Patriots' most recent playoff contest, NFL commissioner Condoleezza Rice threatened to fine the team unless its coach exhibits "at a minimum, the personal grooming standards of a chimney sweep."

[JebbaJamma]

why are we picking third? HAHAHA it was funny tho

[StLBoltboy]

Damn Lions, taking Arrelious Benn out right from our noses.

[Boltfan219]

Eli Manning part was good.