View Full Version : Oxymorons
BCBoltFan
03-18-2007, 09:12 PM
ox·y·mo·ron -noun,
Pronunciation [ok-si-mawr-on]
-conjoining contradictory terms (as in 'deafening silence')
Post yours;
"Jumbo Shrimp"
chargershark
03-18-2007, 09:26 PM
Intelligent Raider Fan
Virtual Reality
Loud Silence
Sanitation Man
03-18-2007, 10:37 PM
Wide Receiver - First Round ;) :D
Jay21
03-19-2007, 12:54 AM
shock therapy... like what our 2007 opponents will be feeling :LightsOut:
SDRANGER619
03-19-2007, 08:47 AM
"redesigned throwback" haha
BCBoltFan
03-19-2007, 09:39 AM
raider's success
down escalator
puertoricanrobb
03-19-2007, 09:56 AM
Pretty-Ugly <----OLD SKOOL!!!
BCBoltFan
03-19-2007, 10:16 AM
Pretty-Ugly <----OLD SKOOL!!!
That's still a good one...
I looked at your profile pic, and I see that you're pretty ugly. :)
puertoricanrobb
03-19-2007, 10:40 AM
That's still a good one...
I looked at your profile pic, and I see that you're pretty ugly. :)
Man, that's NOT even me, I had to use that pic for an improvement... I'm actually UGLIER!!!!
digarta
03-19-2007, 05:56 PM
pretty uglier
SuperCharger21
03-19-2007, 06:00 PM
Same difference
canadianfan_51
03-19-2007, 06:10 PM
i'm going to go with boneless ribs
BCBoltFan
03-20-2007, 07:29 PM
i'm going to go with boneless ribs
I like that one.
"Selective Equality"
puertoricanrobb
03-20-2007, 07:42 PM
Military Intelligence
BCBoltFan
03-20-2007, 07:47 PM
Military Intelligence
haha, I wasn't gonna go there out of respect for your stripes. :)
puertoricanrobb
03-20-2007, 08:46 PM
haha, I wasn't gonna go there out of respect for your stripes. :)
Its ok, I'm allowed to do it!!!
Sanitation Man
03-20-2007, 08:57 PM
anxious patient
extended deadline
GoTomlinson
03-20-2007, 09:16 PM
abortion doctor
family vacation
defensive tackle
Tycebrew
03-20-2007, 10:12 PM
New Tradition...
Tycebrew
03-20-2007, 10:13 PM
^^^ That was bad
LightsOut4ever
03-20-2007, 10:28 PM
I think it works. Family Vacation was quite good.
BCBoltFan
03-20-2007, 10:39 PM
New Tradition...
I thought for sureyours was going to be;
"non-alcoholic beer"
LT4PRESIDENT
03-21-2007, 12:30 PM
Limited Lifetime Guarantee<--lol
Charger Dave
03-21-2007, 12:38 PM
Zero Deficit
:crazy:
dekkerbasser
03-21-2007, 12:49 PM
Microsoft Works
Spank
03-21-2007, 01:34 PM
Rush hour - traffic
Spank
03-21-2007, 01:36 PM
Artificial grass
benjamink15
03-21-2007, 01:48 PM
Microsoft Works
LOL ... thats a good one
Quiet Storm
Free Throw
SuperCharger21
03-21-2007, 03:36 PM
Government Organization
Alone together
Terribly nice
Waylon138
03-21-2007, 03:41 PM
Military Intelligence
Chargers_Saints
03-21-2007, 06:27 PM
Hmm... I'm in high school and while I actually run a 5:50 mile (as a young 13 year old freshman), I don't like running...
My oxymoron is...
Fun Run
Any of your P.E. teachers call it that?
Chargers_Saints
03-21-2007, 10:09 PM
Ooh, here's a good one...
New and Improved
Which is it? If it's new, there has been nothing like it before. If it's improved it's a better remake of something else. It's impossible to be both yet strangely used commonly...
SDBoltsGirl
03-21-2007, 10:57 PM
Hmm... I'm in high school and while I actually run a 5:50 mile (as a young 13 year old freshman), I don't like running...
My oxymoron is...
Fun Run
Any of your P.E. teachers call it that?
my 9th grade p.e. teacher used to call it that.. thank God i only had to take 2 years of p.e.
SDBoltsGirl
03-21-2007, 11:00 PM
boxing ring.
get it? haha.. that's my favorite.
congressional action, and 100% chance.
Chargers_Saints
03-22-2007, 07:56 AM
A Definite Maybe
I say that sometimes, but just when I don't feel like answering.
rcali bolt hed
03-23-2007, 11:58 PM
remanufactured original
real imatation
BCBoltFan
03-24-2007, 01:04 AM
boxing ring.
get it? haha.. that's my favorite.
congressional action, and 100% chance.
Haha, good one :)
tight slacks
Thunderstruck21
03-24-2007, 03:05 AM
holy hell
half dead
OKCBOLTSFAN
03-24-2007, 04:21 AM
Raider fan. Oh wait, they're just morons, not oxymorons.
Here we go
Raiders- A commitment to excellence
puertoricanrobb
03-24-2007, 08:17 AM
Military Intelligence
I think I said this one on pg 1 or 2...
Hmm... I'm in high school and while I actually run a 5:50 mile (as a young 13 year old freshman), I don't like running...
My oxymoron is...
Fun Run
Any of your P.E. teachers call it that?
That's what we called it in the Marine Corps, but any run I was ever on and every run that I ever led, was NEVER any fun...
Tycebrew
03-24-2007, 10:57 AM
I thought for sureyours was going to be;
"non-alcoholic beer"
Bravo BC... Goode one! :LightsOut:
Shamrock
03-24-2007, 11:07 AM
"Near miss" is about the dumbest term ever. Either they hit or missed.
BCBoltFan
03-24-2007, 01:02 PM
even odds
Chargers_Saints
03-24-2007, 01:52 PM
Agree to disagree
awfully good
puertoricanrobb
03-24-2007, 02:28 PM
^Chargers-Saints
His SN is an oxymoron...
BITTER-SWEET
Chargers_Saints
03-24-2007, 02:36 PM
Shut up they're my 2 favorite NFL teams, leave me alone..
puertoricanrobb
03-24-2007, 02:41 PM
*passes a tissue to Chargers-Saints*
"Don't cry, it'll be ok, we'll find your mother."
Chargers_Saints
03-24-2007, 05:47 PM
Shut up, you're a *****.
SJSUPhil
03-24-2007, 06:03 PM
Raiders - Committment to Excellence
Ha!
puertoricanrobb
03-24-2007, 06:10 PM
Shut up, you're a *****.
Wow, you really are a little softy aren't you? Ok, nobody else pick on CS, I don't want him running home to tell his mother...
Chargers_Saints
03-24-2007, 06:13 PM
Dude don't make this high school kid come kick your ass, you took that statement wrong, it wasn't a soft, whiny shut up. It was more of a shut up or else, so shut up.
puertoricanrobb
03-24-2007, 06:21 PM
Dude don't make this high school kid come kick your ass
http://www.nflfans.com/x/gallery/files/1/7/loser.gifWow, did you just flex your e-muscles at me? http://www.nflfans.com/x/images/smilies/ROTF.gifHa Ha Hahttp://www.nflfans.com/x/images/smilies/ROTF.gif, last time I went this route I got banned, but hey, you know how to PM, you're a big boy...
Rivers_owns
03-24-2007, 06:45 PM
"Near miss" is about the dumbest term ever. Either they hit or missed.
Diasgree.. You have to describe how close you were from hitting!
Rivers_owns
03-24-2007, 06:46 PM
http://www.nflfans.com/x/gallery/files/1/7/loser.gifWow, did you just flex your e-muscles at me? http://www.nflfans.com/x/images/smilies/ROTF.gifHa Ha Hahttp://www.nflfans.com/x/images/smilies/ROTF.gif, last time I went this route I got banned, but hey, you know how to PM, you're a big boy...
I love your emoticons!
Bolt Cola
03-24-2007, 07:42 PM
http://www.nflfans.com/x/gallery/files/1/7/loser.gifWow, did you just flex your e-muscles at me? http://www.nflfans.com/x/images/smilies/ROTF.gifHa Ha Hahttp://www.nflfans.com/x/images/smilies/ROTF.gif, last time I went this route I got banned, but hey, you know how to PM, you're a big boy...
well on your way to Ban City again????....see u in 3 days???
Boltman19
03-24-2007, 07:51 PM
Dude don't make this high school kid come kick your ass, you took that statement wrong, it wasn't a soft, whiny shut up. It was more of a shut up or else, so shut up.
Somebody call the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance
Chargers_Saints
03-24-2007, 08:13 PM
Guys just shut up, this is dumb.
o-line protag
03-24-2007, 10:10 PM
painfully good- Sounds like a nice little ass whoopin PR is going to put on CS.
draft day war room...war room? I thought we were drafting football players not waging war.
smart people on the CMB-...oops did I type that so others could see?:LightsOut:
McDonalds Angus Burgers- Ha ha, need I say more?
The War on Drugs- ah, forget it already.:good:
BCBoltFan
03-24-2007, 10:37 PM
Guys just shut up, this is dumb.
get a grip
painfully good- Sounds like a nice little ass whoopin PR is going to put on CS.
draft day war room...war room? I thought we were drafting football players not waging war.
smart people on the CMB-...oops did I type that so others could see?:LightsOut:
McDonalds Angus Burgers- Ha ha, need I say more?
The War on Drugs- ah, forget it already.:good:
Couple good ones there OLP! :)
puertoricanrobb
03-25-2007, 08:14 AM
get a grip :)
NO, BCBF, I don't think get a grip is an oxymoron, lol....
maybe loose-grip.... just messing with you bro.
concudan
03-25-2007, 08:50 AM
attack to the rear
rcali bolt hed
03-25-2007, 08:52 AM
in through the outdoor
concudan
03-25-2007, 08:57 AM
Listen verbally
puertoricanrobb
03-25-2007, 09:07 AM
oral sex ????????
rcali bolt hed
03-25-2007, 09:27 AM
yes oral sex now thats a pleasent oxy
concudan
03-25-2007, 09:28 AM
terribly funny?
puertoricanrobb
03-25-2007, 09:28 AM
awfully talented
concudan
03-25-2007, 09:29 AM
French Military Power
puertoricanrobb
03-25-2007, 09:32 AM
Intelligent Blonde
Wolf_Bolts_Fan
03-25-2007, 09:45 AM
Has anyone said Military Intelligence?
puertoricanrobb
03-25-2007, 09:49 AM
Has anyone said Military Intelligence?
Yes, I said it on page 1 or 2 and somebody else said it on pg 3 or 4 and now you have said it good sir.
concudan
03-25-2007, 10:22 AM
sweet sadness
puertoricanrobb
03-25-2007, 10:27 AM
possible future oxymoron (I hope the hell not though)
PRESIDENT Hilary Clinton
concudan
03-25-2007, 10:28 AM
Has anyone said Raider Greatness?
puertoricanrobb
03-25-2007, 10:53 AM
Has anyone said Raider Greatness?
No, but they said :
Raiders-committment to excelence twice already...
concudan
03-25-2007, 10:54 AM
Lions victory
rcali bolt hed
03-25-2007, 11:12 AM
hey puertoricanrobb has anyone mentioned military intelligence LOL
puertoricanrobb
03-25-2007, 11:17 AM
hey puertoricanrobb has anyone mentioned military intelligence LOL
No, not yet rcali....
concudan
03-25-2007, 11:33 AM
Classy behavior from TO
rcali bolt hed
03-25-2007, 11:34 AM
drug free randy moss
sensible pacman jones
BCBoltFan
03-25-2007, 11:48 AM
female mail man
rcali bolt hed
03-25-2007, 12:06 PM
fosters aussie beer (just ask jackfrost and rivers-own)
619MINUS17
03-25-2007, 07:07 PM
Black light
619MINUS17
03-25-2007, 07:07 PM
Criminal justice
jackfrost
03-25-2007, 07:33 PM
Reality TV !!!!
rcali bolt hed
03-25-2007, 07:34 PM
icy hot like the muscle rub product
rcali bolt hed
03-25-2007, 07:39 PM
jumbo shrimp
what about this
not so much an oxy for word but an oxy action park in the driveway
619MINUS17
03-25-2007, 08:35 PM
Dodge Ram.
619MINUS17
03-25-2007, 08:40 PM
standard deviation
619MINUS17
03-25-2007, 08:45 PM
freezer burn...
ok i'm done...
...for now.
Jay21
03-26-2007, 03:32 AM
rap music
...yep, I went there
Wolf_Bolts_Fan
03-26-2007, 07:30 AM
jumbo shrimp
what about this
not so much an oxy for word but an oxy action park in the driveway
I often wonder why people Drive in a Parkway & Park in a Driveway...
Thunderstruck21
03-26-2007, 09:22 PM
rap music
...yep, I went there
good one:LightsOut:
puertoricanrobb
03-28-2007, 07:05 PM
rap music
...yep, I went there
good one:LightsOut:
You two should be ashamed of yourselves....
Wolf_Bolts_Fan
03-29-2007, 05:24 AM
How about Power Nap?
TuckerFouts
04-03-2007, 05:46 PM
Baby Grand Piano
Daily Special
Spank
04-03-2007, 07:50 PM
I often wonder why people Drive in a Parkway & Park in a Driveway...
Thats a classic.
Along the same lines... Why does "little" have more letters than "big"?
Strife9878
04-05-2007, 03:17 PM
Cant belive this wasnt posted...
Good Morning
Wolf_Bolts_Fan
04-06-2007, 05:30 AM
Has anyone said, Instant Classic?
Waylon138
04-06-2007, 08:47 AM
Oakland Raiders Football Team :LightsOut:
GoTomlinson
04-06-2007, 09:08 AM
Here is a great one:
Eli Manning
Wolf_Bolts_Fan
04-06-2007, 10:03 AM
Oo Oo....The Living Dead
Boltz2175
04-12-2007, 08:22 PM
Larry Johnson....um....good!
rcali bolt hed
04-13-2007, 03:06 PM
this one was right under our noses! (THE NEW THROWBACK UNIS)
ChargersFan55
04-13-2007, 04:52 PM
"brand new pre-owned"
Spank
07-18-2007, 05:44 PM
I just got a telemarketing call asking if they could tell me how to utilize my "Disposable Income".
Thats gotta be at the top of this list....
LOBOthemainman
07-18-2007, 05:57 PM
I just got a telemarketing call asking if they could tell me how to utilize my "Disposable Income".
Thats gotta be at the top of this list....
Did you give him the 'CLICK'?
LOBOthemainman
07-18-2007, 05:58 PM
"With all deliberate speed"
SD Chargers21
07-19-2007, 07:53 PM
Sheli Manning-MVP
56lightsout56
07-19-2007, 11:02 PM
realistic and football savy Donkey fans
realistic and football savy Faider fans
realistic and football savy Chefs fans
who did i leave out?
denverboltfan
07-21-2007, 09:23 PM
Liberal Kansas
LOBOthemainman
07-22-2007, 12:49 AM
Liberal Kansas
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THAT IS DAYUM RIGHT!!!!
TurnerThaBurner
07-26-2007, 10:41 PM
Here's a simple one...
Pretty Ugly
o-line protag
07-26-2007, 10:57 PM
If this has been said already I apologize, but I don't feel like rifling through a gazillion posts...this refers to football only.
CHEAP TICKETS.