View Full Version : Cartman introduces the Colorado Buffaloes
denverboltfan
11-25-2007, 07:33 PM
http://ballhype.com/story/eric_cartman_introduces_colorado_s_starting_offens e/
http://www.faniq.com/blog/Video-Eric-Cartman-Introduces-the-Colorado-Buffaloes-Defense-Blog-5104
LOBOthemainman
11-25-2007, 07:38 PM
http://ballhype.com/story/eric_cartman_introduces_colorado_s_starting_offens e/
http://www.faniq.com/blog/Video-Eric-Cartman-Introduces-the-Colorado-Buffaloes-Defense-Blog-5104
That is great and I don't even like Southpark.
I still think "Givin him the bizness" is the best!
BolteRon
11-25-2007, 07:59 PM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824MNUS) Thats pretty funny .
TurnerThaBurner
11-25-2007, 11:35 PM
LOL, that was funny!
I'd like to see one of Cartman introducing the Donkey's starting offense. I can see it now... him saying "and Travis Henry smokes opposing defenses like he smokes a blunt!" :D
Urdam
11-26-2007, 03:13 PM
lmao! why can't they do stuff like this more often?
TrabucoWR
11-28-2007, 11:50 AM
"Cody Hawkins is the quarterback because he's the coach's son, and can do whatever he wants"
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I loved that! It's so true too. They had a junior quarterback (Brian White) that actually went to my high school who was supposed to get a shot to start this year but ended up transferring to Portland State because Dan Hawkins brought in his son.
TrabucoWR
11-28-2007, 11:51 AM
I'd like to see Tony Gwynn do that for a Charger game some time.
LightsOut4ever
11-28-2007, 03:24 PM
thats hilarious, i had only seen the defense
.......' and Boulder has aloooooot of hippies .......lol, cracks me up
rcali bolt hed
11-30-2007, 07:11 AM
I love it when south park ventures outside the show LMAO
SD Snake
11-30-2007, 10:35 PM
"Hugh Charles is our top running back and he ways 190 pounds just like me" and
Geroge the goldfish rabbit hypolite
Hiliarious!!
NCSUriversfan17
12-01-2007, 10:32 AM
Bloke comes home from the bar drunk at 4am in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he tries to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and lets rip a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown, I'm up 7 nothing."
She thinks to herself, "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies "Touchdown, tie score."
Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's laying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he craps in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replied, "Half time, switch sides."
NCSUriversfan17
12-01-2007, 10:33 AM
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "I'm a bit worried - can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
"Of course," replies the doctor, "Where do you think Chicago bears fans come from?"
NCSUriversfan17
12-01-2007, 10:34 AM
Q: What do you get when you put 28 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
NCSUriversfan17
12-01-2007, 10:35 AM
Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
NCSUriversfan17
12-01-2007, 10:35 AM
Q: Why is the Oakland football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
NCSUriversfan17
12-01-2007, 10:36 AM
Q: What's the difference between the Green bay Packers and Cheerios?
A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl.
NCSUriversfan17
12-01-2007, 10:37 AM
Q: Why does John Elway eat his cereal from a plate?
A: Because he's lost all three of his bowls
NCSUriversfan17
12-01-2007, 10:40 AM
You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of the Raiders. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Shoot the Raiders fan… twice.
SD Snake
12-02-2007, 08:02 PM
You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of the Raiders. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Shoot the Raiders fan… twice.
Um excuse but this isnt the joke thread.
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NCSUriversfan17: 0
B-Lightning
12-11-2007, 12:28 AM
http://ballhype.com/story/eric_cartman_introduces_colorado_s_starting_offens e/
http://www.faniq.com/blog/Video-Eric-Cartman-Introduces-the-Colorado-Buffaloes-Defense-Blog-5104
This cracked me up, we needs Cartman to introduce our opponents every week:LightsOut:
iblanco
12-11-2007, 12:50 AM
funny stuff
Dislipson
12-11-2007, 01:50 PM
That was pretty funny!