Jokes and funny stuff

[Chargerbabe17]

I don't know if we have a thread for jokes about other teams, but I would love to see if anyone has any good ones. I'll start with one on the 49er's!

A guy walks into a bar wearing a 49ers jersey and carrying a cat that's also wearing a 49ers jersey.

The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the 49ers game here? My TV is broken and my cat and I always watch the game together".

The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave."

The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game.

Pretty soon the Niners kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.

The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! Does he do that for every field goal?"
The guy nods, "Yeah, every time!"

The bartender asks, "What does he do for a touchdown?"

The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years." :LightsOut:

[Chargerbabe17]

Ok, now I see I put this in the wrong place. This is what happens when you don't have your first cup of coffee, can someone help me move this over?

[SillyBoltsFan]

Ok, now I see I put this in the wrong place. This is what happens when you don't have your first cup of coffee, can someone help me move this over?
Just like a woman... always wanting to re-arrange the place :p

<runs>

[LightsOut4ever]

LOL. I'd never heard that before, with any team. You could probably sub AZ of 2 years ago into there too (don't remember how long their drought was....but it was big). Or this years Ravens.

[Chargers Fan]

Since another joke thread is up, I'll re-hash some oldies yet again for those who haven't seen them:

How do you keep bears away from your campsite?
Pitch your tent in the endzone.

What has 100,000 legs and 27 teeth?
A Raiders home game.

How many Bengals does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one -- Chad Johson. He holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.

[LightsOut4ever]

Since another joke thread is up, I'll re-hash some oldies yet again for those who haven't seen them:

How do you keep bears away from your campsite?
Pitch your tent in the endzone.

What has 100,000 legs and 27 teeth?
A Raiders home game.

How many Bengals does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one -- Chad Johson. He holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.

ouch

others are hilarious though

[pcharged]

hmmm sounds good to me