Dear Mr. Corpse......

[ELECTROSHOCK]

PLEASE DO NOT remove the bag until the Pro-Bowl.

Thank you

Sincerly

E.S.

[BolteRon]

I second that motion, mr. boltcorpse please don't take that bag
off untill completion of the season.

[boltsareback]

Boltcorpse should be the only person able to wear a bag at this point.

Where are all the bag ladies now? HUMMM..:rolleyes:

[dcboltfan]

He better not! I don't want ANY of us to change any of our winning superstitions.

11-5 here we come!

[SuperBowlBolts]

PLEASE DO NOT remove the bag until the Pro-Bowl.

Thank you

Sincerly

E.S.

He should just wear the bag forever it could mean a great off-season, draft and so on.

[Der_BlitzSchlag]

Are you saying that, "when the Corpse is bagged, then a win is also in the bag" ?. ;-)

[storm2122]

I second that motion, mr. boltcorpse please don't take that bag
off untill completion of the season.

storm2122 approves this message, which boltcorpse will ultimately approve also.:LightsOut::LightsOut:

[ELECTROSHOCK]

Just think, if he wears it through the off-season (all the way til next year) we will go all the way in 08 as well!

It can be the Corpsie-Dynasty!

[Charger64]

Good to see a grassroots movment in the works for corpsi to keep his bag on. I made that request of him sometime around week 6 or 7 and he balked.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

He will keep the bag until the playoffs start. After that it doesn’t matter until the regular season starts next year.
The question is who will lead us in the playoffs?
Red underwear, SBF.

[riverhead]

He will keep the bag until the playoffs start. After that it doesn’t matter until the regular season starts next year.
The question is who will lead us in the playoffs?
Red underwear, SBF.

Short answer JTC is...YES!

We need the Bag, SBF, the red underwear (compliments of Joe McRugby..remember Joe.. NO BLEACH) and all The Mojo we can muster.:Cheers:

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

Short answer JTC is...YES!

We need the Bag, SBF, the red underwear (compliments of Joe McRugby..remember Joe.. NO BLEACH) and all The Mojo we can muster.:Cheers:
Well I never argue with a Mod, as you probably knew before you posted.

Mojo?

Austin Powers?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8b/Austin_Powers.jpg/800px-Austin_Powers.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8b/Austin_Powers.jpg)

[IAHawkeyes]

Frankly Corpse, you old salt, I say the bag remains a permanent fixture. I'm sure the small children you were scaring before you donned your papyrus chapeau will agree!

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

“If we ever go looking for our Mojo again, we won’t look any further than our own backyard, because if it isn’t there, we never really lost it to begin with.”

[AirCro]

PLEASE DO NOT remove the bag until the Pro-Bowl.

Thank you

Sincerly

E.S.
What he said. And keep up the good work.

[dead bolt]

I believe I'll be keeping the bag and shopping for red underwear. You know, in the hope of having both a running game and a passing game. I'm also going looking for a little Antonio Cromartie figure to glue to the dash of my car.

[boltcorpse]

He will keep the bag until the playoffs start. After that it doesn’t matter until the regular season starts next year.
The question is who will lead us in the playoffs?

JTC... I find your lack of faith disturbing.

As previously mentioned, I went on a 10-game winning streak last season with the Patented Boltcorpse Personal Guarantee (PBPG). It took a hex by a New England witch to render the PBPG ineffective.

See here:

http://forums.chargers.com/showthread.php?p=1374671&highlight=boltcorpse+wrath+dust#post1374671

I am now a perfect 6-0 with the paper bag this season, sir. I am undefeated. Batting 100%. Rather than discard the bag in the playoffs, perhaps we should consider a way to safeguard the bag against possible hexes and/or supernatural powers rendering the bag ineffective.

You are but one vote, sir... I believe the forum members will make the right choice regarding whether the bag should be utilized during the playoffs. As a fair and democratic President, I promise that I will respect whatever the majority decision may be.

The aforementioned being said... the Bolts suck and will miss the playoffs anyway...

Titans: 51
Chargers: 0

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

JTC... I find your lack of faith disturbing.

As previously mentioned, I went on a 10-game winning streak last season with the Patented Boltcorpse Personal Guarantee (PBPG). It took a hex by a New England witch to render the PBPG ineffective.

See here:

http://forums.chargers.com/showthread.php?p=1374671&highlight=boltcorpse+wrath+dust#post1374671

I am now a perfect 6-0 with the paper bag this season, sir. I am undefeated. Batting 100%. Rather than discard the bag in the playoffs, perhaps we should consider a way to safeguard the bag against possible hexes and/or supernatural powers rendering the bag ineffective.

You are but one vote, sir... I believe the forum members will make the right choice regarding whether the bag should be utilized during the playoffs. As a fair and democratic President, I promise that I will respect whatever the majority decision may be.

The aforementioned being said... the Bolts suck and will miss the playoffs anyway...

Titans: 51
Chargers: 0
That’s exactly what I’m saying.
We need a leader who is not susceptible to every witch who comes down the 95 or has the change to pay the toll on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

[Strife9878]

JTC... I find your lack of faith disturbing.

As previously mentioned, I went on a 10-game winning streak last season with the Patented Boltcorpse Personal Guarantee (PBPG). It took a hex by a New England witch to render the PBPG ineffective.

See here:

http://forums.chargers.com/showthread.php?p=1374671&highlight=boltcorpse+wrath+dust#post1374671

I am now a perfect 6-0 with the paper bag this season, sir. I am undefeated. Batting 100%. Rather than discard the bag in the playoffs, perhaps we should consider a way to safeguard the bag against possible hexes and/or supernatural powers rendering the bag ineffective.

You are but one vote, sir... I believe the forum members will make the right choice regarding whether the bag should be utilized during the playoffs. As a fair and democratic President, I promise that I will respect whatever the majority decision may be.

The aforementioned being said... the Bolts suck and will miss the playoffs anyway...

Titans: 51
Chargers: 0

Between the bag and your predicions for the other team we are doingwell... please leave it on and remain negative, and give me a job.

[LVSupercharged]

Never Bag the Bag, unless of course you have a bigger and badder bag.

[dead bolt]

That’s exactly what I’m saying.
We need a leader who is not susceptible to every witch who comes down the 95 or has the change to pay the toll on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

Have you ever been hexed by a witch? I have, and that's some bad juju. Perhaps BC needs to double-bag it for the playoffs this year. If we make it. Which we won't.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

Have you ever been hexed by a witch? I have, and that's some bad juju. Perhaps BC needs to double-bag it for the playoffs this year. If we make it. Which we won't.
Geez, are you just going to leave us hanging after making that statement.

[OKCBOLTSFAN]

I have an easy solution to the New England witch problem. Huh? It's NOT considered justifiable homicide?

Okay, plan B. We use Frimples as a decoy. The witch goes to throw a hex, she hexes the wrong baghead! C'mon Frimp, take one for the team! EARN that outrageous 15% !!!!

[TurnerThaBurner]

Did somebody say witch?



http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/2775/wickedwitchuo4.jpg

[Nater]

Geez, are you just going to leave us hanging after making that statement.

He is one of the posting-dead after all, which is a likely result.

[usnidc]

JTC... I find your lack of faith disturbing.

As previously mentioned, I went on a 10-game winning streak last season with the Patented Boltcorpse Personal Guarantee (PBPG). It took a hex by a New England witch to render the PBPG ineffective.

See here:

http://forums.chargers.com/showthread.php?p=1374671&highlight=boltcorpse+wrath+dust#post1374671

I am now a perfect 6-0 with the paper bag this season, sir. I am undefeated. Batting 100%. Rather than discard the bag in the playoffs, perhaps we should consider a way to safeguard the bag against possible hexes and/or supernatural powers rendering the bag ineffective.


I think a protection spell in is order:

We call thee, you who guard the watchtowers of the west
To guide Boltcorpse through the darkness and ensure his safety.
In the shadows, evils hides, ready to draw Boltcorpse’s powers from him.
But with your help
He shall be strong
And banish all that do him wrong
Send them way, send them astray
never again to pass our way.
So mote it be.:Bolt:

[benjamink15]

I think a protection spell in is order:

We call thee, you who guard the watchtowers of the west
To guide Boltcorpse through the darkness and ensure his safety.
In the shadows, evils hides, ready to draw Boltcorpse’s powers from him.
But with your help
He shall be strong
And banish all that do him wrong
Send them way, send them astray
never again to pass our way.
So mote it be.:Bolt:

ROFL ... if those letters were the shade of blue that JTC uses you coulda fooled me

JTC has slightly better grammar though

[kiwibolt]

I am now a perfect 6-0 with the paper bag this season, sir. I am undefeated. Batting 100%. Rather than discard the bag in the playoffs, perhaps we should consider a way to safeguard the bag against possible hexes and/or supernatural powers rendering the bag ineffective.


The easiest solution would be to wear a velostat helmet (http://www.stopabductions.com/main.htm)on top of the bag.
http://www.atlantis2012.com/foto-forum/2007/helmet%5B1%5D.jpg
Velostat would certainly stop any witch hexes and if it truly is a government conspiracy that the Pats go 16-0 then the velostat is the only substance proven to resist the alien brain waves the government would send from Area 51 to hex the bag mojo.


Solution 2 would be to simply put a plastic bag on top of the paper bag.... just don't forget to breathe deeply.

[chargerfan1978]

The title of this thread isn't so bad. However, I'd have to say the posts in this thread of sent this forum to a new low.

[benjamink15]

The title of this thread isn't so bad. However, I'd have to say the posts in this thread of sent this forum to a new low.

Party Pooper :nono:

[dead bolt]

I think a protection spell in is order:

We call thee, you who guard the watchtowers of the west
To guide Boltcorpse through the darkness and ensure his safety.
In the shadows, evils hides, ready to draw Boltcorpse’s powers from him.
But with your help
He shall be strong
And banish all that do him wrong
Send them way, send them astray
never again to pass our way.
So mote it be.:Bolt:

I think we're off to a good start here. Whomever we face in the playoffs, we probably need to plan for the witch contingency. I'm also considering acquiring a Bill Belichick Voodoo Doll.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

Kiwi: aliens and witches are two different things.
You’re right though. Witches aren’t the only threat.
We need to make these hats out of red underwear.

http://www.stopabductions.com/hat.jpg


Dr. Evelyn Paglini is probably our best practitioner of good magic and is a well known spiritual warrior.

http://www.mysticalblend.com/

She has many methods of blocking hexes.


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I’m glad that the Mods have begun to participate in the subject.

My current question is: Is the Corpse leader enough to see all threats and take the necessary steps to counteract them come playoff time?
Personally, I believe that only 'Mod leadership' is capable of the level of competence that is required.
So, I will be the first to say it.

Replace the Corpse with a Mod for the post season run.

[kiwibolt]

Kiwi: aliens and witches are two different things.
You’re right though. Witches aren’t the only threat.
We need to make these hats out of red underwear.

I’m glad that the Mods have begun to participate in the subject.


My current question is: Is the Corpse leader enough to see all threats and take the necessary steps to counteract them come playoff time?
Personally, I believe that only 'Mod leadership' is capable of the level of competence that is required.
So, I will be the first to say it.

Replace the Corpse with a Mod for the post season run.
A winning streak is nothing to shake a stick at....

I think Joe's underwear and Corpse's bag are the way to go :D all we need to do is step up the anti-hex, mind meld defense come playoff time.

[Maruchan]

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0178.gif

[boltcorpse]

My current question is: Is the Corpse leader enough to see all threats and take the necessary steps to counteract them come playoff time?
Personally, I believe that only 'Mod leadership' is capable of the level of competence that is required.
So, I will be the first to say it.

Replace the Corpse with a Mod for the post season run.

Again, JTC... I find your lack of faith disturbing.

As President of the Bandwagoners and CEO of Bagheads, Inc., I am clearly a proven leader. However, no leader can "see all threats." Leaders typically have advisors or panels of advisors for every subject they may deal with. Insofar as the postseason is concerned as it relates to the paper bag, perhaps we should assemble in advance a team of qualified advisors to assist with the issue of protecting the integrity of the bag's powers. You, sir, may be an advisor on this panel. I welcome the advisement of the mods on this subject as well.

Remember, the bottom line is that the Bolts are 6-0 with the paper bag this season. That is undefeated, sir. Batting 100%. A perfect record. I don't think you want to abandon this sort of mojo come playoff time. Let's protect the mojo and insulate it from being rendered ineffective, sir.

The real question is... are you part of the problem, sir... or are you part of the solution?

[benjamink15]

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0178.gif

NOICE! :layup

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

Again, JTC... I find your lack of faith disturbing.

As President of the Bandwagoners and CEO of Bagheads, Inc., I am clearly a proven leader. However, no leader can "see all threats." Leaders typically have advisors or panels of advisors for every subject they may deal with. Insofar as the postseason is concerned as it relates to the paper bag, perhaps we should assemble in advance a team of qualified advisors to assist with the issue of protecting the integrity of the bag's powers. You, sir, may be an advisor on this panel. I welcome the advisement of the mods on this subject as well.

Remember, the bottom line is that the Bolts are 6-0 with the paper bag this season. That is undefeated, sir. Batting 100%. A perfect record. I don't think you want to abandon this sort of mojo come playoff time. Let's protect the mojo and insulate it from being rendered ineffective, sir.

The real question is... are you part of the problem, sir... or are you part of the solution?
See, this is what I’m talking about people.
BC is in denial.
BC is 6 and 0.
Last year he was 10 and 0.
What happened in the playoffs?
He was 0 and 1.
BC equals Marty.
We all love BC. We all loved Marty.
Are we strong enough to make the hard choices?

[boltcorpse]

See, this is what I’m talking about people.
BC is in denial.
BC is 6 and 0.
Last year he was 10 and 0.
What happened in the playoffs?
He was 0 and 1.
BC equals Marty.
We all love BC. We all loved Marty.
Are we strong enough to make the hard choices?

Let's be fair, sir. My playoff record is not nearly as abysmal as Marty's... I am not 0-6 in the playoffs dating back to 1994, sir. I am 0-1, with my only playoff loss resulting from a New England witch hex.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

Let's be fair, sir. My playoff record is not nearly as abysmal as Marty's... I am not 0-6 in the playoffs dating back to 1994, sir. I am 0-1, with my only playoff loss resulting from a New England witch hex.
I believe that Martys playoff percentage is higher than 0.00.
I could be wrong though.
Isn't he like 5 and 13 or maybe it's 14 now?
Either way that’s a better than 25% winning percentage.
I’m not great at math but I think that 25% is higher than 0%.
Granted you have only had one shot at it.
Then factor in that Marty got his teams to the AFC Championship game.
If we want to be fair then we shouldn’t emphasize those points of view that suit our prejudices and ignore the other factors.
And about the witch thing.
Why did you spend most of the off-season berating the Chargers about how they let you down?
Either you were in control or you weren’t.
I find it hard to follow a leader. I find it almost impossible to follow a leader who shifts the blame to those he is leading when things get tough.
Ask not what your Chargers can do for you; ask what you can do for your Chargers.
Now there is a leader!

[BlackwaterNYC]

Ask not what your Chargers can do for you; ask what you can do for your Chargers.
Now there is a leader!

Err, you guys haven't seen my pet starling, cronkite?

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

I think a protection spell in is order:

We call thee, you who guard the watchtowers of the west
To guide Boltcorpse through the darkness and ensure his safety.
In the shadows, evils hides, ready to draw Boltcorpse’s powers from him.
But with your help
He shall be strong
And banish all that do him wrong
Send them way, send them astray
never again to pass our way.
So mote it be.:Bolt:
Someone is thinking clearly.
Here is some honest to goodness real witch lore.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

Err, you guys haven't seen my pet starling, cronkite?
I was sittin' home alone one night in L.A.,
Watchin' old Cronkite on the seven o'clock news.
It seems there was an earthquake that
Left nothin' but a Panama hat
And a pair of old Greek shoes.
Didn't seem like much was happenin',
So I turned it off and went to grab another beer.
Seems like every time you turn around
There's another hard-luck story that you're gonna hear
And there's really nothin' anyone can say
And I never did plan to go anyway
To Black Diamond Bay.

[ELECTROSHOCK]

Ask not what your Chargers can do for you; ask what you can do for your Chargers.
Now there is a leader!


http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d2/Douglassberger/untitled.jpg?t=1196896905

[boltcorpse]

I believe that Martys playoff percentage is higher than 0.00.
I could be wrong though.
Isn't he like 5 and 13 or maybe it's 14 now?
Either way that’s a better than 25% winning percentage.
I’m not great at math but I think that 25% is higher than 0%.
Granted you have only had one shot at it.
Then factor in that Marty got his teams to the AFC Championship game.
If we want to be fair then we shouldn’t emphasize those points of view that suit our prejudices and ignore the other factors.

JTC - I am losing patience with you, sir.

Did I say Marty has never won a playoff game? Negative, sir. I only referenced Marty's playoff record since 1994. Do your research, sir. Yes, Marty did win some playoff games earlier in his career, but Marty has 6 straight playoff losses dating back to 1994.

Regardless, the bottom line is that your view regarding replacing me and/or the paper bag in the postseason is substantially outnumbered in this forum. Perhaps if you run an effective campaign you can drum up some additional support to impeach me, sir. As it stands now, however, I think you're just one voice of protest amongst a forum of true believers.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d2/Douglassberger/untitled.jpg?t=1196896905
That’s probably one of the reasons why JFK was taken out.
He was going to blow the whistle on area 51 and expose the aliens.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

JTC - I am losing patience with you, sir.

Did I say Marty has never won a playoff game? Negative, sir. I only referenced Marty's playoff record since 1994. Do your research, sir. Yes, Marty did win some playoff games earlier in his career, but Marty has 6 straight playoff losses dating back to 1994.

Regardless, the bottom line is that your view regarding replacing me and/or the paper bag in the postseason is substantially outnumbered in this forum. Perhaps if you run an effective campaign you can drum up some additional support to impeach me, sir. As it stands now, however, I think you're just one voice of protest amongst a forum of true believers.
True believers?
Behold the God who bleeds.

[boltcorpse]

True believers?
Behold the God who bleeds.

Behold the critic who whines.

And to be fair, I am usually referenced as President and/or CEO, sir... not "God," but thanks for the promotion.

BC: 51
JTC: 0

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

Behold the critic who whines.

And to be fair, I am usually referenced as President and/or CEO, sir... not "God," but thanks for the promotion.

BC: 51
JTC: 0
I’m afraid that you have been de-bagged sir, and that three sixes are glowing brightly on your forehead.
BC: 666
JTC: 51
Chargers: 0

[ELECTROSHOCK]

That’s probably one of the reasons why JFK was taken out.
He was going to blow the whistle on area 51 and expose the aliens.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d2/Douglassberger/jfkboltcorpse.jpg?t=1196899522

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d2/Douglassberger/jfkboltcorpse.jpg?t=1196899522
lol, good one
You sir, have had more electroshock therapy than is recommended in the manual.

[ELECTROSHOCK]

lol, good one
You sir, have had more electroshock therapy than is recommended in the manual.

LOL...just waiting for someone to be offended by it.

[SD Snake]

JTC... I find your lack of faith disturbing.

As previously mentioned, I went on a 10-game winning streak last season with the Patented Boltcorpse Personal Guarantee (PBPG). It took a hex by a New England witch to render the PBPG ineffective.

See here:

http://forums.chargers.com/showthread.php?p=1374671&highlight=boltcorpse+wrath+dust#post1374671

I am now a perfect 6-0 with the paper bag this season, sir. I am undefeated. Batting 100%. Rather than discard the bag in the playoffs, perhaps we should consider a way to safeguard the bag against possible hexes and/or supernatural powers rendering the bag ineffective.

You are but one vote, sir... I believe the forum members will make the right choice regarding whether the bag should be utilized during the playoffs. As a fair and democratic President, I promise that I will respect whatever the majority decision may be.

The aforementioned being said... the Bolts suck and will miss the playoffs anyway...

Titans: 51
Chargers: 0
Nice stats right there

[chargerfan1978]

Party Pooper :nono:

You people should keep it football. Who cares about all this rhetoric nerd herd chattah going on between JTC and bagcorpse. I like to talk good English, but you two take it too far from the gridiron, and all the bandwagon bagcorpse fans. You people need to get the hell out of this sports forum, and find a symposium, debate, or summit meeting to express the intelligence you all seem love to spew here.

Party Pooper? Is that all you got? Bring it.

[boltcorpse]

You people should keep it football. Who cares about all this rhetoric nerd herd chattah going on between JTC and bagcorpse. I like to talk good English, but you two take it too far from the gridiron, and all the bandwagon bagcorpse fans. You people need to get the hell out of this sports forum, and find a symposium, debate, or summit meeting to express the intelligence you all seem love to spew here.

chargerfan1978: 51
boltcorpse: 0
JTC: 0
bagheads: 0

[kiwibolt]

You people should keep it football. Who cares about all this rhetoric nerd herd chattah going on between JTC and bagcorpse. I like to talk good English, but you two take it too far from the gridiron, and all the bandwagon bagcorpse fans. You people need to get the hell out of this sports forum, and find a symposium, debate, or summit meeting to express the intelligence you all seem love to spew here.

Party Pooper? Is that all you got? Bring it.
To be honest, I've been on the edge of moving this thread for awhile.....

but I figure leaving it open keeps all the wierdos busy and contained in this one bizarre-o thread. (sort of trying to keep the stink under the covers, 'ya know?)

<runs for cover>

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

To be honest, I've been on the edge of moving this thread for awhile.....

but I figure leaving it open keeps all the wierdos busy and contained in this one bizarre-o thread. (sort of trying to keep the stink under the covers, 'ya know?)

<runs for cover>
I agree: keep the status quo as it currently stands.
The scenario that has now been revealed must play out to the end of days.

[Strife9878]

See, this is what I’m talking about people.
BC is in denial.
BC is 6 and 0.
Last year he was 10 and 0.
What happened in the playoffs?
He was 0 and 1.
BC equals Marty.
We all love BC. We all loved Marty.
Are we strong enough to make the hard choices?

The boss has hired me to help dampen your spirits... so i am going to try.

BC may be 0-1 in the playoffs however i must say that like marty the players screwed up and they were both victims of the loss. In boltcorpes case the forum members didnt continue to aid in the superstitions they believed lead to wins. So sir, your argument has little validity.

I agree: keep the status quo as it currently stands.
The scenario that has now been revealed must play out to the end of days.

We agree... this battle between the bag heads and yourself must remain in public view.

chargerfan1978: 51
boltcorpse: 0
JTC: 0
bagheads: 0

Boss are you sure you wish to add more then to scores? Isn't our goal to preserve the superstition?

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

The boss has hired me to help dampen your spirits... so i am going to try.

BC may be 0-1 in the playoffs however i must say that like marty the players screwed up and they were both victims of the loss. In boltcorpes case the forum members didnt continue to aid in the superstitions they believed lead to wins. So sir, your argument has little validity.



We agree... this battle between the bag heads and yourself must remain in public view.



Boss are you sure you wish to add more then to scores? Isn't our goal to preserve the superstition?
How about that idea people.
Is it your fault that the Chargers got beat last year in the playoffs?
Strife claims that BC hired him to tell us that the playoff loss is our fault.

[Strife9878]

How about that idea people.
Is it your fault that the Chargers got beat last year in the playoffs?
Strife claims that BC hired him to tell us that the playoff loss is our fault.


I was not hired to say that... i was hired to aid him in destorying your spirits... I was merly saying that boltcorps and marty were both victims of the loss... weather it is the players, the fans supersiticions, or just the stars of destiny changeing will never be known in this lifetime.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

I was not hired to say that... i was hired to aid him in destorying your spirits... I was merly saying that boltcorps and marty were both victims of the loss... weather it is the players, the fans supersiticions, or just the stars of destiny changeing will never be known in this lifetime.
Are you saying that Boltcorpse will never know the reason why we lost last year?

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

It looks like Plan 9 from outer space is on target and progressing nicely.

[boltcorpse]

Are you saying that Boltcorpse will never know the reason why we lost last year?

Mods, recommend 24-hour ban on JTC, effective immediately, so we may not have to listen to his senseless banter any longer.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

Mods, recommend 24-hour ban on JTC, effective immediately, so we may not have to listen to his senseless banter any longer.
I second the motion.
Might just as well make it a lifetime ban.

[Strife9878]

Mods, recommend 24-hour ban on JTC, effective immediately, so we may not have to listen to his senseless banter any longer.

Boss you do need to admit that your methods failed, do you second my theroy, or do you have your own reasons whyu your methods failed to win it all?

[gocharge]

umm.... it was a witch

another one was defeated after the Kansas City game with a :Bolt:

Then boltcorpe felt he could take the bag off after the Bronco's defeat+.

Then AP really enjoyed running up and down the field all day long on us, just had a terrific time out there he did he did he did.

So Boltcorpse quickly put the bag back on steadfastly.

If I remember correctly, that is.

[boltcorpse]

Please note that this thread, like many others in this forum, has been hijacked and taken hostage by JTC. The views expressed by JTC and other forum members in this thread are not necessarily shared/condoned by the Corpse.

To reiterate the only facts that matter, this season the Bolts are...

6-0 with the paper bag
0-2 without the paper bag.

A forum poll will be administered prior to the postseason regarding whether the paper bag should be worn by the Corpse during the playoffs. The results of the poll shall be honored by yours truly. That being said, the Bolts will choke away the rest of the regular season and miss the playoffs. Titans 51, Bolts 0, etc.

Mods... recommend locking the thread a.s.a.p. before JTC comes back with any further talk about Corpsie impeachment, God, aliens, Area 51, Plan 9 from outer space, etc...

[dead bolt]

He is one of the posting-dead after all, which is a likely result.

Exactly.

As I said before...witch hexes are bad news, and generally unforeseen (at least until last year's playoffs) in the American football realm (although somewhat common occurrences in European football, as I understand, but so are riots). I don't see that the failure of the guarantee needs any more explanation than that...we just need to plan ways to counteract hexes in the future, as both boltcorpse and I have recommended previously on this thread.

Even should some of you be unconvinced of this point, and see the playoff loss as somehow indicative of a weakness in the bag and boltcorpse guarantee in general, I would remind you that boltcorpse is indeed 6-0 with the bag this season. I would defy you to find someone who has predicted this season's Bolt performance with any better accuracy. I'm certainly not aware of anyone.

Finally, what else but the BC Bag could have produced the win over Indy? This is the one that clinched it for me. We all watched that game, and it sure wasn't the way we played in the second half. I've loved this team since 1980, but we practically begged Indy to win. Boltcorpse was hexed by a witch, but Vinatieri was hexed by a bag.

That said, I'm not sure that the red underwear thing is such a bad idea either. I think we should all come together, bag on boltcorpse, don our bags and/or red underwear, and build up the sort of bad-ass karma that'll propel our team to a super bowl victory.

[Strife9878]

Please note that this thread, like many others in this forum, has been hijacked and taken hostage by JTC. The views expressed by JTC and other forum members in this thread are not necessarily shared/condoned by the Corpse.

To reiterate the only facts that matter, this season the Bolts are...

6-0 with the paper bag
0-2 without the paper bag.

A forum poll will be administered prior to the postseason regarding whether the paper bag should be worn by the Corpse during the playoffs. The results of the poll shall be honored by yours truly. That being said, the Bolts will choke away the rest of the regular season and miss the playoffs. Titans 51, Bolts 0, etc.

Mods... recommend locking the thread a.s.a.p. before JTC comes back with any further talk about Corpsie impeachment, God, aliens, Area 51, Plan 9 from outer space, etc...


I must disagree boss... cant we keep this vote bettween members of Bagheads inc? I will have no problem counting the votes.

[The Moekid]

I think we should all come together, bag on boltcorpse, don our bags and/or red underwear, and build up the sort of bad-ass karma that'll propel our team to a super bowl victory.

Your slavish devotion has clouded your judgment and you have ignored your own advice. Whatever good you thought came from bagging on boltcorpse has been undone in one post.

[dead bolt]

Your slavish devotion has clouded your judgment and you have ignored your own advice. Whatever good you thought came from bagging on boltcorpse has been undone in one post.

I should say that it was JTC's belief that bagging boltcorpse would bring us a beautiful bounty of bolt brilliance. But I boldly believe that boltcorpse's own bag brandishing (and his bag bandwagon) was the biggest basis for bumping our bolts' ball-playing.

I must say that I'm bothered that your bonhomie has become baseless dead bolt bashing.

Bye.

[dead bolt]

Your slavish devotion has clouded your judgment and you have ignored your own advice. Whatever good you thought came from bagging on boltcorpse has been undone in one post.

By the by...you're bozo for believing I'm boltcorpses' b****. Buck-up, buddy.

B's - 51
The Moekid - 0

[boltcorpse]

I should say that it was JTC's belief that bagging boltcorpse would bring us a beautiful bounty of bolt brilliance. But I boldly believe that boltcorpse's own bag brandishing (and his bag bandwagon) was the biggest basis for bumping our bolts' ball-playing.

I must say that I'm bothered that your bonhomie has become baseless dead bolt bashing.

Bye.

dead bolt = genius.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

The Undead: 666
The Aliens: 51
The Living: 0

[Hamburglar]

**** the System!

robble robble robble robble robble

[The Moekid]

By the by...you're bozo for believing I'm boltcorpses' b****. Buck-up, buddy.

B's - 51
The Moekid - 0

touchy little dead bolt

[The Moekid]

dead bolt = genius.

maybe i had it backwards on who is who's *****

[Strife9878]

maybe i had it backwards on who is who's *****
sir if you need to figure that out just look in the mirror... *cough* keep up the attacks on the boss while i keep defending him*cough*

[GoTomlinson]

There are two untouchables on the Chargers. Number one is obviously LT. Number two is BoltCorpse. You couldn't trade him for two first rounders.

[The Moekid]

sir if you need to figure that out just look in the mirror... *cough* keep up the attacks on the boss while i keep defending him*cough*

you forgot the word "blow"

[OKCBOLTSFAN]

I must disagree boss... cant we keep this vote bettween members of Bagheads inc? I will have no problem counting the votes.
Absolutely right. If a New England witch can cast a hex through this forum, an opposing team's trolls can surely sway an important vote on this forum.

I still say we use Frimples as a decoy, there just may be too many grassy knolls on this forum.

[JoeMcRugby]

It's official: the Titans don't stand a chance.

How can they withstand the combined power of Corpsie's bag & guarantee, the game-morning jogging shirt and red underwear?

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3381/joe4ttss4.png

An unbeatable combination - thanks to SillyBoltsFan's photoshop work!!

:layup

[OKCBOLTSFAN]

It's official: the Titans don't stand a chance.

How can they withstand the combined power of Corpsie's bag & guarantee, the game-morning jogging shirt and red underwear?

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3381/joe4ttss4.png

An unbeatable combination - thanks to SillyBoltsFan's photoshop work!!

:layup
If (God forbid) the underwear thing fails us, I hope you'll go through and delete ALL references to them. Especially, if like most lucky clothing items, they don't get washed. Just a little too much information, IMO:eek:

[JoeMcRugby]

If (God forbid) the underwear thing fails us, I hope you'll go through and delete ALL references to them. Especially, if like most lucky clothing items, they don't get washed. Just a little too much information, IMO:eek:

Whatever it takes. ;)

I'm doing everything in my power to "will" the Bolts to victory. Others need to do whatever is necessary to pull their own weight on the Chargers bandwagon. :LightsOut:

[kiwibolt]

Whatever it takes. ;)

I'm doing everything in my power to "will" the Bolts to victory. Others need to do whatever is necessary to pull their own weight on the Chargers bandwagon. :LightsOut:
I've worn my Charger beltbuckle everyday during the current win streak- I will continue to do so..... that and eating 4 grilled hot dogs just before gametime. The sacrifices I make.....

[dead bolt]

touchy little dead bolt

Just because I'm dead, it doesn't mean that I don't have tender feelings <wistful sigh>. This season's been hard on me. Try a bag or some red underwear, Moekid. you might like it.

[The Moekid]

Just because I'm dead, it doesn't mean that I don't have tender feelings <wistful sigh>. This season's been hard on me. Try a bag or some red underwear, Moekid. you might like it.

i don't want to fuel your fantasies. probably better for you to let go and maybe you can escape purgatory and not be troubled by mundane earthly football seasons

[boltcorpse]

There are two untouchables on the Chargers. Number one is obviously LT. Number two is BoltCorpse. You couldn't trade him for two first rounders.

My name is Boltcorpse, and I approve this message.

[The Moekid]

There are two untouchables on the Chargers. Number one is obviously LT. Number two is BoltCorpse. You couldn't trade him for two first rounders.

We fired a coach that went 14-2. Nobody's safe.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

It is the beginning of the end leading to the start of the new beginning.
The wait is finally over. The bible was right.

[gocharge]

My house got broken into. Not much to take and it was not totally trashed just rummaged through. I had a collection of dimes that filled an empty Dole pineapple juice can, same for nickle's and pennies and only some dollar & quarter coin's. They put it all in my red gym bag, to funny. They also fancied my white w/black stripe basketball addidas. There was something else, what was it oh I remember they took my first ever computer that I just got in 2004. Reporting live from the downtown Salt Lake City Library. So my post count is gonna take a hit until I can get another computer. Insurance may cover it. will call in the morning to find out. We just got a new apple store in Salt Lake this year. Maybe I will end up going to a Mac. Grew up with an apple IIe. Having my computer stolen is bad but my addidas whoa that is mind numbing. And my old panasonic tv vhs is still there so I can watch the game at home still. They checked for finger prints,nothing. This is not the first time I have run into bad luck in Utah. In 2002 my Raliegh full suspension was stollen in the heart of the city in the middle of the day. When I got back to the bike rack the lock and all was gone. Then I noticed that the rack was not secured to the sidewalk. all you had to do was lift I guess. So it may be awhile before I am back to where I was on this forum, we will see. Ben fun though. Will still try to keep up with pickems. I will not do as well I am sure, if that is possible. I only get one our time slots at the library, and will be hard to get down here often. And it is always packed. I only have 18 minutes left already and I have other stuff to do. This is such a bum-mer. Hope the Chargers win.

gocharge

[dcboltfan]

WOW... that was quite a read. Now I know, after all these years how people rack up post numbers so quickly.

That being said: If anyone votes for Corpse to take the bag off in the post season.... those people will be tarred and feathered on this forum should the bolts lose... so vote wisely folks.

REMEMBER that there is TRUE SCIENCE to "Intention Manifestation".

[boltcorpse]

My house got broken into. This is such a bum-mer. Hope the Chargers win.


Dude... you totally just jinxed us.

Mods... recommend 72 hour ban on gocharge for posting about his terrible mojo on this thread about superstitions... that must be a violation of forum rules, no?

I may have to double-bag it on Sunday, folks. I'll see what I can do.

[gocharge]

Dude... you totally just jinxed us.

Mods... recommend 72 hour ban on gocharge for posting about his terrible mojo on this thread about superstitions... that must be a violation of forum rules, no?

I may have to double-bag it on Sunday, folks. I'll see what I can do.

My sincere apoligies Boltcorpse, I am a little out of sorts though so I hope you will understand my not starting a new thread or something else. Just wanted to keep the forum posted as to my situation should they wonder what is up. This is where I last posted so I just went here, and also because of the superstition as well I guess. But I hope it works for the best somehow sir.

Go Chargers defeat the Titans! :Bolt:

[Strife9878]

WOW... that was quite a read. Now I know, after all these years how people rack up post numbers so quickly.

That being said: If anyone votes for Corpse to take the bag off in the post season.... those people will be tarred and feathered on this forum should the bolts lose... so vote wisely folks.

REMEMBER that there is TRUE SCIENCE to "Intention Manifestation".

Sir I have a better idea. we must prevent a vote for the chargers to lose from happening at all. There are 3 ways to stop this.

I see you have a gun good sir *moves the barrel away from my head, and aims it toward JTC in case the safety fails* use it... find all the patriot fans, raider fans, ESPN reporters, and anyone else who wants the chargers to use. I assume you are a good shot, i am sure bag heads inc could reimburse you up to 2 shots per kill... i hope you are a good shot.

2nd: limit who can vote. I am sure other teams fans are watching us in every ally, window, and sewer we pass and they are discovering our secrets. we must make sure those voters have shown they

A. are true bolt fans
B. Have singed the pact to remove he who's name must never be mentioned from existence if the chance ever arises.
C. Have been on this forum long enough to know how powerful the bag is.

3rd. Have all votes sent to myself or another member of bagheads inc. we figure out who's votes are legit and only count those. This isn't American politics...we must make sure that people have some minimal level of intelligence before they vote.

[The Moekid]

My sincere apoligies Boltcorpse, I am a little out of sorts though so I hope you will understand my not starting a new thread or something else. Just wanted to keep the forum posted as to my situation should they wonder what is up. This is where I last posted so I just went here, and also because of the superstition as well I guess. But I hope it works for the best somehow sir.

Go Chargers defeat the Titans! :Bolt:

a new low. i understand how david koresh succeeded in attracting followers

[Strife9878]

http://www.imagesjournal.com/issue08/reviews/sixthsense/pic5.jpg

Image code: 51
JTC: 0

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

Try a right click, show picture.

[Strife9878]

Try a right click, show picture.

I allready tried that... repost it and do it right this time.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

I allready tried that... repost it and do it right this time.
I’ll upload it to imageshack.
I’m looking at the picture in both Internet Explorer and Firefox.

[Strife9878]

I still do not see it on the thread... i went directly to image shack and did but it is not apearing in this thread.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3522/pic5gj7.jpg

I see dead people: they don't know they're dead.

[NorCalBoltBrain]

I remember when Corpse was just a normal, earnest charger fan just like the rest of us, posting his opinions on various aspects of charger football in a thoughtful yet contemporary manner. That was just 2 short years ago. Then came the 14-2 season, and the 51-0 predictions, and the self-declared bandwagon presidency. Then came Norv Turnrer and Ted Cottrell and the current roller coaster season, which seems to have destroyed whatever shred of sanity that BC was clinging onto.

[boltcorpse]

I remember when Corpse was just a normal, earnest charger fan just like the rest of us, posting his opinions on various aspects of charger football in a thoughtful yet contemporary manner. That was just 2 short years ago. Then came the 14-2 season, and the 51-0 predictions, and the self-declared bandwagon presidency. Then came Norv Turnrer and Ted Cottrell and the current roller coaster season, which seems to have destroyed whatever shred of sanity that BC was clinging onto.

Excellent summary, sir. Concise and insightful.

I'll give you an A+

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

Personally, I’m focused on the playoffs.
If we can’t make the playoffs at this point, then there was very little chance of doing anything in them anyway.
My question currently is: what are the keys to victory in the playoffs?

[Charger1LV]

Maybe we should get a Mod to DELETE that thread...get that curse off the forum for good.

JTC... I find your lack of faith disturbing.

As previously mentioned, I went on a 10-game winning streak last season with the Patented Boltcorpse Personal Guarantee (PBPG). It took a hex by a New England witch to render the PBPG ineffective.

See here:

http://forums.chargers.com/showthread.php?p=1374671&highlight=boltcorpse+wrath+dust#post1374671

I am now a perfect 6-0 with the paper bag this season, sir. I am undefeated. Batting 100%. Rather than discard the bag in the playoffs, perhaps we should consider a way to safeguard the bag against possible hexes and/or supernatural powers rendering the bag ineffective.

You are but one vote, sir... I believe the forum members will make the right choice regarding whether the bag should be utilized during the playoffs. As a fair and democratic President, I promise that I will respect whatever the majority decision may be.

The aforementioned being said... the Bolts suck and will miss the playoffs anyway...

Titans: 51
Chargers: 0

[boltcorpse]

My question currently is: what are the keys to victory in the playoffs?

Many would say the paper bag & red underwear sir.

[badmary]

I guess having faith in your team would be out of the question ?
Wearing a bag on your head must be some kind of self image thing .....

[boltcorpse]

Maybe we should get a Mod to DELETE that thread...get that curse off the forum for good.

The hex/curse specifically rendered ineffective my Patented Boltcorpse Personal Guarantee, sir.

I think what we need to do now is safeguard the paper bag. Please note that none of us, including myself, fully understand the powers associated with the paper bag. At first, I did not believe the powers of the bag... hence, I took the bag off and we dropped a couple of games without it... my condolences, fans.

Bottom line is that the bag is 6-0 this season... undefeated. For all we know, the bag may be incapable of being hexed or cursed. The bag may be all-powerful. It is a little scary to hold such power... but I acknowledge my responsibility and I will do what is necessary to utilize the power of the bag to its maximum extent in favor of the Bolts.

The aforementioned being said...

Titans: 51
Bolts: 0

[dead bolt]

I guess having faith in your team would be out of the question ?
Wearing a bag on your head must be some kind of self image thing .....

Perhaps unfortunately, the bag has performed more reliably this season than has the Chargers. I will cheer for the bolts, but bet on the bag. The red underwear strategy has less cosmic inertia behind it so far, but I'm willing to give it a chance.

[dcboltfan]

I remember when Corpse was just a normal, earnest charger fan just like the rest of us, posting his opinions on various aspects of charger football in a thoughtful yet contemporary manner. That was just 2 short years ago. Then came the 14-2 season, and the 51-0 predictions, and the self-declared bandwagon presidency. Then came Norv Turnrer and Ted Cottrell and the current roller coaster season, which seems to have destroyed whatever shred of sanity that BC was clinging onto.


I think most sincere, honest fans have lost a bit of their sanity this season... BC is just a bit more public with his insanity.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

Many would say the paper bag & red underwear sir.
Many said last year that it was patented guarantees or warrantees or whatever it was.
I could be wrong, but I think that it was many of the same people who are saying bags and underwear this year.

[The Moekid]

I remember when Corpse was just a normal, earnest charger fan just like the rest of us, posting his opinions on various aspects of charger football in a thoughtful yet contemporary manner. That was just 2 short years ago. Then came the 14-2 season, and the 51-0 predictions, and the self-declared bandwagon presidency. Then came Norv Turnrer and Ted Cottrell and the current roller coaster season, which seems to have destroyed whatever shred of sanity that BC was clinging onto.

So, he's a casualty. It's tragic really. I don't see any way back for BC.

[dcboltfan]

Many said last year that it was patented guarantees or warrantees or whatever it was.
I could be wrong, but I think that it was many of the same people who are saying bags and underwear this year.

yeah... like YOU do not remember what your "secret lover" (BC) was doing last year... (no that is NOT jealousy!!!! lol)

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

yeah... like YOU do not remember what your "secret lover" (BC) was doing last year... (no that is NOT jealousy!!!! lol)
lol
I think that I’ve just been fired upon by whatever that weapon is in your avatar.

[dcboltfan]

lol
I think that I’ve just been fired upon by whatever that weapon is in your avatar.

hahaha... I could not resist!

[Totally Bolted]

Personally, I’m focused on the playoffs.
If we can’t make the playoffs at this point, then there was very little chance of doing anything in them anyway.
My question currently is: what are the keys to victory in the playoffs?

This should be a thread on it's own.

1) Win division - this will aid in creating the swagger any team needs going in. (It can beat anyone)
2) Improve speed of pass rush. I think coverage is improving. This can add seconds to pass reads. speeding up the rush capitalizes on coverage.
3) Consistent passing successes. This will move the chains and more importantly get eight out of the box.
4) utilize a wide open running game. Send LT to every possible hole and side with reckless abandon and then mix in Lo and Burner to beat them down more.

[boltcorpse]

1) Win division - this will aid in creating the swagger any team needs going in. (It can beat anyone)
2) Improve speed of pass rush. I think coverage is improving. This can add seconds to pass reads. speeding up the rush capitalizes on coverage.
3) Consistent passing successes. This will move the chains and more importantly get eight out of the box.
4) utilize a wide open running game. Send LT to every possible hole and side with reckless abandon and then mix in Lo and Burner to beat them down more.

5) Make certain Boltcorpse wears the paper bag
6) Ban JTC during the playoffs so his bad mojo may not invade the forum

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

hahaha... I could not resist!
No problem, I always wanted a hole in my body the size of a football. (in addition to my mouth, that is)

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

5) Make certain Boltcorpse wears the paper bag
6) Ban JTC during the playoffs so his bad mojo may not invade the forum
It is too late to apologize.

[Totally Bolted]

It is too late to apologize.

Not if it is
- ad nauseam - ad infinitum - ad hoc

[boltcorpse]

It is too late to apologize.

It's not too late, sir... I will allow you to apologize... but only as long as it's sincere.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

This should be a thread on it's own.

1) Win division - this will aid in creating the swagger any team needs going in. (It can beat anyone)
2) Improve speed of pass rush. I think coverage is improving. This can add seconds to pass reads. speeding up the rush capitalizes on coverage.
3) Consistent passing successes. This will move the chains and more importantly get eight out of the box.
4) utilize a wide open running game. Send LT to every possible hole and side with reckless abandon and then mix in Lo and Burner to beat them down more.
I would support an ad hoc committee to study the matter.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

It's not too late, sir... I will allow you to apologize... but only as long as it's sincere.
Rest assured that I will give the matter all the thought that it merits.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

Kiwi, your plan is working pretty well.
I commend you on your ingenuity.

[Shamrock]

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0178.gif
A bagged smilie ..... too funny !!!

[Shamrock]

It looks like Plan 9 from outer space is on target and progressing nicely.The worst movie of all time. It was so bad that I laughed for half the damn time it was on.

[dead bolt]

Kiwi, your plan is working pretty well.
I commend you on your ingenuity.

I agree. As one of said weirdos, it is nice to have a thread to call home.

[kiwibolt]

I agree. As one of said weirdos, it is nice to have a thread to call home.
Home is where you rest your dead.....uh, I mean head.

[Strife9878]

You know what they say... home is where you hang your enemy's head this thread is a great home. *sneaks up behind JTC*

[boltcorpse]

My name is Boltcorpse, and I do not approve the title of this thread.

It should be changed to "Dear Mr. President." The proper respect must be granted.

You must all respect my authority.

http://www.garmentdistrict.com/store/popculture/southpark/collectibles/pins_respect.jpg

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

The worst movie of all time. It was so bad that I laughed for half the damn time it was on.
A cult classic.

[gocharge]

a new low. i understand how david koresh succeeded in attracting followers

I am a free spirit Moekid. What is your jest.

[Shamrock]

A cult classic.

I had a General Ed course at Fresno State called "Drama 62" ... can't remember the profs name. It was held in a huge movie theatre/performing arts center on campus. All we did was watch bizarre movies all semester. Probably the easiest class to fullfill that GE requirement.

Plan 9 from Outer Space was one of the movies. It had to be the ultimate bad low budget movie ever made. Horribly edited, pathetically produced .... yet unintentionally funny for how bad it was. It's actually worth renting for the comedic value.

[The Moekid]

I am a free spirit Moekid. What is your jest.
Surely?

I might have misunderstood whether your original post was for real but BC's response seemed so void of any humane quality and when you subsequently prostrated yourself, it just became clear.

[The Moekid]

It's not too late, sir... I will allow you to apologize... but only as long as it's sincere.
you are such a giver

[The Moekid]

5) Make certain Boltcorpse wears the paper bag
6) Ban JTC during the playoffs so his bad mojo may not invade the forum

I'm shocked that you would even consider talking about the playoffs at this stage of the season. Huge jinx.

[dead bolt]

My name is Boltcorpse, and I do not approve the title of this thread.

It should be changed to "Dear Mr. President." The proper respect must be granted.

You must all respect my authority.

http://www.garmentdistrict.com/store/popculture/southpark/collectibles/pins_respect.jpg

I believe that Herr Cartman pronounces it "Authoritah!"

[boltcorpse]

I'm shocked that you would even consider talking about the playoffs at this stage of the season. Huge jinx.

Leave the superstitions to the experts, sir. I know what I'm doing.

[Shamrock]

I know what I'm doing.


Is that the lawyer's version of Bubba saying, "Hey y'all, watch this !!!" .... just before something happens which will require an ambulance summons?

[boltcorpse]

Is that the lawyer's version of Bubba saying, "Hey y'all, watch this !!!" .... just before something happens which will require an ambulance summons?

Dude... you just jinxed us.

I'm going to have to double-bag it this Sunday, folks.

I'll take one for the team, no problem.

I'm a giver.

Give 'til it hurts.

[Shamrock]

Dude... you just jinxed us.

I'm going to have to double-bag it this Sunday, folks.



Go ahead and double bag. But, the Chargers have won the last three road games I've attended, and I'll be at LP Field this Sunday.

Bolts will win. Bank on it.

:logo

[boltcorpse]

the Chargers have won the last three road games I've attended, and I'll be at LP Field this Sunday.

Bolts will win. Bank on it.

:logo

In that case, I'm wagering on the Titans for sure.

Titans: 51
Boltz: 0

[dead bolt]

Go ahead and double bag. But, the Chargers have won the last three road games I've attended, and I'll be at LP Field this Sunday.

Bolts will win. Bank on it.

:logo

Sounds like you need to attend all road games for the rest of the season. Might I suggest you take along a bag, or at least a pair of red underwear?

[The Moekid]

Leave the superstitions to the experts, sir. I know what I'm doing.
we're headed for a charger nightmare.

[boltcorpse]

we're headed for a charger nightmare.

You mean like the 1-3 nightmare that the Bolts were before I started wearing the paper bag, sir?

You mean like the 0-2 sort of nightmare that represents the Chargers' record whenever I have taken the bag off during the week leading up to a game, sir?

Riiiight.

There's only one nightmare here, sir... and it's your attitude.

Bolts 6-0 with the paper bag. Can't argue the facts, sir.

[AlaBolt]

Since I've been a member since 04.... I've never seen a poster as entertaining as BC , Please keep up the good work ,... I enjoy he negativity... I see you have become some what of a Cult figure... More power to you... :Beer:

[The Moekid]

You mean like the 1-3 nightmare that the Bolts were before I started wearing the paper bag, sir?

You mean like the 0-2 sort of nightmare that represents the Chargers' record whenever I have taken the bag off during the week leading up to a game, sir?

Riiiight.

There's only one nightmare here, sir... and it's your attitude.

Bolts 6-0 with the paper bag. Can't argue the facts, sir.

i mean like the nightmare that's consistently afflicted this franchise over the years.

maybe, you sir are bigger than the nightmare?

[boltcorpse]

maybe, you sir are bigger than the nightmare?

Time will tell. Facts speak for themselves.

I was sent here for a reason.

I will make you believe.

Titans: 51
Boltz: 0

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

It's a semi-interesting battle.
So far the score is 6 to 6 to 6.
A three way tie.

[Shamrock]

It's a semi-interesting battle.
So far the score is 6 to 6 to 6.
A three way tie.

The last thing I would want to be known for would be doing a three way with a corpse.

[Chargerfreak]

The last thing I would want to be known for would be doing a three way with a corpse. A three way with corpse ? Hmmm, I don't know......... Maybe if he left the bag on.......

[boltcorpse]

A three way with corpse ? Hmmm, I don't know......... Maybe if he left the bag on.......

Um... ok, that's just wrong, sir.

That comment is so wrong that it must be a jinx of some kind.

I may have to triple-bag it on Sunday. This thread getting dangerously close to being locked...

And one more time for good measure...

Titans: 51
Boltz: 0

[Chargerfreak]

Um... ok, that's just wrong, sir.

That comment is so wrong that it must be a jinx of some kind.

I may have to triple-bag it on Sunday. This thread getting dangerously close to being locked...

And one more time for good measure...

Titans: 51
Boltz: 0 What is this, "Freak's a jinx week" ??? Someone else said that I was jinxing for my sig that says we are like Steelers SB 2006 !!!
I am not a jinx !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want boltcorpse to approve my message, so here:
May you all burn in the firey depths of Hell, and may Styx be your new home location in the upper right hand corner of your posts.
:p

[boltcorpse]

May you all burn in the firey depths of Hell, and may Styx be your new home location in the upper right hand corner of your posts.

My name is Boltcorpse, and I approve this message.

[The Moekid]

Um... ok, that's just wrong, sir.

That comment is so wrong that it must be a jinx of some kind.

I may have to triple-bag it on Sunday. This thread getting dangerously close to being locked...

And one more time for good measure...

Titans: 51
Boltz: 0

triple bag, double bag, paper or plastic. it really doesn't matter bc. no one man can overcome the charger mojo.

[boltcorpse]

triple bag, double bag, paper or plastic. it really doesn't matter bc. no one man can overcome the charger mojo.

Yes, by now we all know that is your theory, sir. Please note that the facts suggest otherwise.

Bolts 6-0 with the paper bag this season. I subscribe to the bag theory. Obvously, you don't. You need not spam this thread with your repeated assertions that the bag is bogus. Pete and Repeat, sir. You're like a broken record.

Mods, recommend 24-hour ban on The Moekid, just because he's annoying.

[The Moekid]

Pete and Repeat, sir. You're like a broken record.

really? with the same recycled lines you use over and over again? I gave you the chance to prove the power of the bag last week. You declined the challenge thereby exposing the bag gag for what it is. I'm sorry to have let the hot air out of the bag.

[spysnipedis]

really? with the same recycled lines you use over and over again? I gave you the chance to prove the power of the bag last week. You declined the challenge thereby exposing the bag gag for what it is. I'm sorry to have let the hot air out of the bag.

what is the charger mojo statistics for this season?

what is the bag statistics for this season?

i am waiting sir *well no i am not, i'm going to sleep i work overnight

[boltcorpse]

really? with the same recycled lines you use over and over again? I gave you the chance to prove the power of the bag last week. You declined the challenge thereby exposing the bag gag for what it is. I'm sorry to have let the hot air out of the bag.

You need to read the forum rules again, sir.

Section 51.0 clearly states that the Corpse is the only forum member permitted to utilize hypocrisy.

Mods, recommend 24-hour ban on The Moekid for failing to recognize forum rules and etiquette.

[Chargerfreak]

really? with the same recycled lines you use over and over again? I gave you the chance to prove the power of the bag last week. You declined the challenge thereby exposing the bag gag for what it is. I'm sorry to have let the hot air out of the bag.Article 51.0.51.0 clearly states, and I quote that ..."the President of the Bandwagoners is the only one allowed to repeat themselves, over and over again. It is then up to the Charger masses to riot over his/her words." It is the only way to govern, really.

Mods, I second Moekid's ban. I have no idea what he did, but I was banned once. Everyone should have to, just because I was. :p

[The Moekid]

I must say that I am impressed by the devotion shown by the bandwagoners faithful to their leader.

Bandwagoners/Bagheads: 51
The Moekid: 0

[boltcorpse]

I must say that I am impressed by the devotion shown by the bandwagoners faithful to their leader.

Bandwagoners/Bagheads: 51
The Moekid: 0

My name is Boltcorpse, and I approve this message with a little holiday jig: http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1245836513

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

I must say that I am impressed by the devotion shown by the bandwagoners faithful to their leader.

Bandwagoners/Bagheads: 51
The Moekid: 0
The Area 51s are nothing if not persistent.
The movement may have shrunk to a bare minimum, but it breathes still.

[TurnerThaBurner]

At this point, I have way too much time on my hands, so I figured I'd troll around in this thread just for the hell of it. Carry on w/ the pointless bickering...























































Oh, and MERRY CHRISTMAS all ye bagheads!

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/613/southparkbagheadxmaswl2.gif

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

At this point, I have way too much time on my hands, so I figured I'd troll around in this thread just for the hell of it. Carry on w/ the pointless bickering...
Pointless?
There has been plenty of pointing going on in this thread.
And a lot of fingertip sized bruises on many chests.

[Strife9878]

Pointless?
There has been plenty of pointing going on in this thread.
And a lot of fingertip sized bruises on many chests.

forutunitly for you... I cant aim with this bag on my head.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

forutunitly for you... I cant aim with this bag on my head.
Don’t worry about it, I am my own punishment.

[ELECTROSHOCK]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d2/Douglassberger/norv_chargers.jpg?t=1197166981

The end of the world is finally here....

CoachCorpse 51

NFL 0

[CJ BADAZZ]

PLEASE DO NOT remove the bag until the Pro-Bowl.

Thank you

Sincerly

E.S.

WHY? Just askin

GO BOLTZ:logo

[TurnerThaBurner]

Pointless?
There has been plenty of pointing going on in this thread.
And a lot of fingertip sized bruises on many chests.

I must warn you, I'm very ticklish in that spot.

[dead bolt]

really? with the same recycled lines you use over and over again? I gave you the chance to prove the power of the bag last week. You declined the challenge thereby exposing the bag gag for what it is. I'm sorry to have let the hot air out of the bag.

Just noting that the Moekid declined the identical challenge. I'd consider adding my voice to the call for a Moekid ban, but I'm beginning to think that he has been the single strongest contributor to JTC's "bag the boltcorpse" strategy, and thus should be allowed to continue bagging, for the sake of a Charger victory.

The Moekid - 51
Titans - 0

[boltcorpse]

Just noting that the Moekid declined the identical challenge. I'd consider adding my voice to the call for a Moekid ban, but I'm beginning to think that he has been the single strongest contributor to JTC's "bag the boltcorpse" strategy, and thus should be allowed to continue bagging, for the sake of a Charger victory.

I hereby nominate dead bolt as "Rookie of the Year" for the Official San Diego Chargers Forum.

[ChargerDiva]

I hereby nominate dead bolt as "Rookie of the Year" for the Official San Diego Chargers Forum.

Mistress Diva seconds the nomination.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

I must warn you, I'm very ticklish in that spot.
It’s a ticklish situation.
I will try to keep my fingers non-extended, yet unclenched.
It's a good thing that Little Stevie Wonder isn't a member.

[cap808]

It’s a ticklish situation.
I will try to keep my fingers non-extended, yet unclenched.
It's a good thing that Little Stevie Wonder isn't a member.

Calm down gentleman... It's getting a little too "friendly" in here.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

I hereby nominate dead bolt as "Rookie of the Year" for the Official San Diego Chargers Forum.
I’ll third that for the local area.
dead bolt for Area 51 rookie of the year.
Grab it, bag it, shag it and maggot, just don’t let the old Hag sag January again.

Calm down gentleman... It's getting a little too "friendly" in here.
We will try not to throw that particular "lifestyle choice" piece of wood on the fire.

[cap808]

We will try not to throw that particular "lifestyle choice" piece of wood on the fire.
Cute. It's ok, I'll let you "Flame" on with your "lifestyle choice" fire. :)

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

Cute. It's ok, I'll let you "Flame" on with your "lifestyle choice" fire. :)
I debated posting it for awhile. It is kind of offensive, but I meant no harm.
Mods, if it is too much please delete it.

[cap808]

I debated posting it for awhile. It is kind of offensive, but I meant no harm.
Mods, if it is too much please delete it.
All in jest, all in jest. I didn't think we were being PI until you mentioned it just now. Hmmm... Oh well, nothing offensive was what I thought.

[Hamburglar]

**** The System!

[The Moekid]

The Area 51s are nothing if not persistent.
The movement may have shrunk to a bare minimum, but it breathes still.

a small but militant group holed up somewhere in the hills around the 8 and 15 intersection

[The Moekid]

I hereby nominate dead bolt as "Rookie of the Year" for the Official San Diego Chargers Forum.

just give him the heisman

[The Moekid]

Just noting that the Moekid declined the identical challenge. I'd consider adding my voice to the call for a Moekid ban, but I'm beginning to think that he has been the single strongest contributor to JTC's "bag the boltcorpse" strategy, and thus should be allowed to continue bagging, for the sake of a Charger victory.

The Moekid - 51
Titans - 0

I'm not sure what's more fanciful: the baghead/bandwagoner movement or the "serious" fans discussing strategy for a rematch with the patriots.

dead bolt. you would have been exiled from the frontier. when a duel is proposed or in this case a challenge issued, you don't come back and propose a different duel or different challenge. you should be tied to a donkey and dragged into the hills.

you're in a sophomore slump. you've lost a step. mods, you know what to do.

[dead bolt]

I'm not sure what's more fanciful: the baghead/bandwagoner movement or the "serious" fans discussing strategy for a rematch with the patriots.

dead bolt. you would have been exiled from the frontier. when a duel is proposed or in this case a challenge issued, you don't come back and propose a different duel or different challenge. you should be tied to a donkey and dragged into the hills.

you're in a sophomore slump. you've lost a step. mods, you know what to do.

I recall your "challenge." "Challenging" boltcorpse to drop the bag at 6-0 isn't a challenge, it's asking someone to give up the only mojo the Chargers have in order to provide you with entertainment. I scoff at your challenge, you silly, silly man.

I think you've watched "Tombstone" a few too many times, but to keep with your frontier analogy, your "challenge" was akin to Curly Bill "challenging" Doc Holliday to just give his guns away to charity and see what happens. And I'd never ride off into the hills with your beloved Donkey and leave you lonely on a saturday night. I'm just sweet that way.

Donkey Love - 51
dead bolt - 0

[dead bolt]

I’ll third that for the local area.
dead bolt for Area 51 rookie of the year.
Grab it, bag it, shag it and maggot, just don’t let the old Hag sag January again.



<blushes> ROTY nominations from boltcorpse, the Diva, and JTC? I've waited all of my life for such an honor. I'd just like to thank Jesus, Janet, Tito, LaToya, Jermaine.....

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

I recall your "challenge." "Challenging" boltcorpse to drop the bag at 6-0 isn't a challenge, it's asking someone to give up the only mojo the Chargers have in order to provide you with entertainment. I scoff at your challenge, you silly, silly man. I think you've watched "Tombstone" a few too many times, but to keep with your frontier analogy, your pansy "challenge" was akin to Curly Bill "challenging" Doc Holliday to just give his guns away to charity and see what happens. And I'd never ride off into the hills with your beloved Donkey and leave you lonely on a saturday night.

You keep saying the most outlandish things.
Now you appear to be saying that the Chargers have no mojo of their own.
You are a promising rookie in the alien arena but you probably should spend more time proofreading, and analyzing the possible implications of your words.

<blushes> ROTY nominations from boltcorpse, the Diva, and JTC? I've waited all of my life for such an honor. I'd just like to thank Jesus, Janet, Tito, LaToya, Jermaine.....


Don't count the "Moon Rocks" until the ship has landed; but you’re probably a shoe-in since BC will be making the choice.

[dead bolt]

You keep saying the most outlandish things.
Now you appear to be saying that the Chargers have no mojo of their own.
You are a promising rookie in the alien arena but you probably should spend more time proofreading, and analyzing the possible implications of your words.




I have been appropriately chastised. In my zeal to respond to the Moekid's sad donkey suggestion, I clearly misspoke. Let the record show that I officially state that the Chargers clearly have independent, self-arising, & self-sustaining mojo. However, said mojo has been significantly more apparent this year when boltcorpse wears his bag.

[Jubilation T. Cornpone]

I have been appropriately chastised. In my zeal to respond to the Moekid's sad donkey suggestion, I clearly misspoke. Let the record show that I officially state that the Chargers clearly have independent, self-arising, & self-sustaining mojo. However, said mojo has been significantly more apparent this year when boltcorpse wears his bag.
Now you sound to me like a true politician.
You might be running the extraterrestrial world in a few years.
I know, your response might be; No one will ever replace BC.
We’ll assume it said, and very politically correctly said it was.
You learn fast.

edit: extraterrestrial world? there is an example of choosing words more carefully. it works, but could be used against me. realm might have been a better choice.

[Chargerfreak]

<blushes> ROTY nominations from boltcorpse, the Diva, and JTC? I've waited all of my life for such an honor. I'd just like to thank Jesus, Janet, Tito, LaToya, Jermaine.....
Let's not get too big for the toolbox just yet there bolty. You have only been nominated. This season, I have seen some GREAT first time posts in here. Other candidate's must be looked at first. As an aficionado of the smack region of our nation, I would like to see some evidence that you have slapped the hell out of a visiting troll.

Oh, I know there is much more to a true ROTY than smack, but I have learned in life that every vote is self-serving. As my leanings go, so must the weight that I lend such matters.

On a positive note, for you Rook, you have met the bylaws minimum requirement of 51.0 posts. However, it's not by much. If another Rook shows up with good smack, and more posts, I fear that my support for you will wane.

For the nomination, and so many sheep with blinders on that would follow pres. corpse right off of a cliff (please don't make me remind you that he bet the entire national treasury fund on the chefs last week) I give you a new style Bolt. Wear it proudly our young Rook, never take it off, and ask to be buried with it in the end. :logo

[The Moekid]

I have been appropriately chastised. In my zeal to respond to the Moekid's sad donkey suggestion, I clearly misspoke. Let the record show that I officially state that the Chargers clearly have independent, self-arising, & self-sustaining mojo. However, said mojo has been significantly more apparent this year when boltcorpse wears his bag.

the junior bolt's a touchy little one and occasionally misfires in his zeal to prop up his alter ego. that said, bags, red underwear, couch positions, rituals, whatever. use em if you've got em. a win today and we will officially be back on track.

[boltcorpse]

If the Bolts clinch today, I may have to rest the bag until the postseason.

That being said, Bolts lay an egg...

Titanz: 51
Boltz: 0

[dead bolt]

If the Bolts clinch today, I may have to rest the bag until the postseason.

That being said, Bolts lay an egg...

Titanz: 51
Boltz: 0

So what is it, Corpsie? Is the bag on or off? Admirers and imitators want to know.

[boltcorpse]

So what is it, Corpsie? Is the bag on or off? Admirers and imitators want to know.

I wear the bag for the Bolts and for the fans, sir. I'm a giver. As such, whether I wear the bag should really be subject to forum consensus.

Keeping in mind that the paper bag is currently a perfect 7-0 this season, my feeling is that the bag should remain at least until the Bolts clinch the AFCW... then the bag should be rested until the postseason (pending forum approval via a poll).

The aforementioned being said, Bolts will drop 3 in a row and miss the playoffs.

Lionz: 51
Boltz: 0

[AirCro]

I wear the bag for the Bolts and for the fans, sir. I'm a giver. As such, whether I wear the bag should really be subject to forum consensus.

Keeping in mind that the paper bag is currently a perfect 7-0 this season, my feeling is that the bag should remain at least until the Bolts clinch the AFCW... then the bag should be rested until the postseason (pending forum approval via a poll).

The aforementioned being said, Bolts will drop 3 in a row and miss the playoffs.

Lionz: 51
Boltz: 0
Keep up the good work sir.

[ChargerDiva]

I wear the bag for the Bolts and for the fans, sir. I'm a giver. As such, whether I wear the bag should really be subject to forum consensus.

Keeping in mind that the paper bag is currently a perfect 7-0 this season, my feeling is that the bag should remain at least until the Bolts clinch the AFCW... then the bag should be rested until the postseason (pending forum approval via a poll).

The aforementioned being said, Bolts will drop 3 in a row and miss the playoffs.

Lionz: 51
Boltz: 0

What? I say no poll. Only the DIVA poll matters. What I say goes. The bag is staying until I allow you to remove it. Obey the Mistress.

[dead bolt]

What? I say no poll. Only the DIVA poll matters. What I say goes. The bag is staying until I allow you to remove it. Obey the Mistress.

I'd, uh, keep the bag on, BC.

<hears subconscious chanting, "Must obey the Diva. Must obey the Diva. Must obey the Diva...">

[boltcorpse]

I say no poll. Only the DIVA poll matters. What I say goes. The bag is staying until I allow you to remove it. Obey the Mistress.

That does not sound subject to negotiation, folks.

[ELECTROSHOCK]

Almost forgot.........


THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT THIS WEEK MR. CORPSE.

PS: Can I get an early Score Prediction for next weeks game against Detroit?

[boltcorpse]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT THIS WEEK MR. CORPSE.

PS: Can I get an early Score Prediction for next weeks game against Detroit?


Sure... no problem... I'm a giver... give 'til it hurts.

Lions have dropped 5 games in a row, but the Bolts are all banged up... tough game to call... I'll have to say...

Lions: 51
Bolts: 0

[BolteRon]

Thanks boltcorpse i needed that. And this is for you http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_4_13.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824MNUS)

[boltcorpse]

Interesting that the naysayers have abandoned post now that the paper bag is 7-0, still undefeated, still batting 100%.

Facts don't lie.

It is what it is.

Lions: 51
Bolts: 0

[JoeMcRugby]

Interesting that the naysayers have abandoned post now that the paper bag is 7-0, still undefeated, still batting 100%.

Facts don't lie.

It is what it is.

Lions: 51
Bolts: 0

The red underwear is backing you up at 3-0.

Let the naysayers scoff and disbelieve. :layup

[Tideas]

the bag will start losing its effectiveness in 2 games...

[boltcorpse]

the bag will start losing its effectiveness in 2 games...

That's right, kid... because after the Bolts clinch, I'm resting the bag until the postseason.

That being said, Bolts will lay multiple eggs and miss the playoffs altogether.

Lions: 51
Bolts: 0

[Hamburglar]

**** the system

[ChargerDiva]

That's right, kid... because after the Bolts clinch, I'm resting the bag until the postseason.

That being said, Bolts will lay multiple eggs and miss the playoffs altogether.

Lions: 51
Bolts: 0

Are you hard headed? I already told you the bag is staying until I say you can remove it. Don't make me spank you.

[The Moekid]

Are you hard headed? I already told you the bag is staying until I say you can remove it. Don't make me spank you.

now we're getting somewhere. spank that corpse, spank that corpse

[boltcorpse]

Are you hard headed? I already told you the bag is staying until I say you can remove it. Don't make me spank you.

Acknowledged.

I concede on all points.

Mistress Diva: 51
Corpsie: 0

[LABoltsFan]

Take off the bag... Hang your head high and stand tall beside your team.

Traditions/superstitions only work until they fail.... Then everyone puts away their rabbits feet and 4 leaf clovers and wonders if we lost because we truly were beat...

i'd rather break your spell during this game than when its a super critical game.

Lets start a tradition of getting a beer buzz, talking crap to the tv and enjoying the game. (anyone who doesnt do this, and has in subsequent weeks must immediately continue.)

It's only football folks, and i am sure that our team will lead us to the playoffs. Its not too hard as our division is crap; if we dont make it, we all should wear bags (even the players).

[AlaBolt]

Take off the bag... Hang your head high and stand tall beside your team.

Traditions/superstitions only work until they fail.... Then everyone puts away their rabbits feet and 4 leaf clovers and wonders if we lost because we truly were beat...

i'd rather break your spell during this game than when its a super critical game.

Lets start a tradition of getting a beer buzz, talking crap to the tv and enjoying the game. (anyone who doesnt do this, and has in subsequent weeks must immediately continue.)

It's only football folks, and i am sure that our team will lead us to the playoffs. Its not too hard as our division is crap; if we dont make it, we all should wear bags (even the players).


Corpsie please retain the bag, at least for another 10 years, That way we will become the team of the decade.... Is there anyway we could get you to maybe get freezed dried, with the bag... Then guaranting the Bolts will be Champs for ever:D

[dead bolt]

Take off the bag... Hang your head high and stand tall beside your team.

Traditions/superstitions only work until they fail.... Then everyone puts away their rabbits feet and 4 leaf clovers and wonders if we lost because we truly were beat...

i'd rather break your spell during this game than when its a super critical game.

Lets start a tradition of getting a beer buzz, talking crap to the tv and enjoying the game. (anyone who doesnt do this, and has in subsequent weeks must immediately continue.)

It's only football folks, and i am sure that our team will lead us to the playoffs. Its not too hard as our division is crap; if we dont make it, we all should wear bags (even the players).

I should remind you that you are currently messing with a 7-0 record and a Mistress Diva imperative. Dangerous ground, sir. Dangerous ground.

[dead bolt]

now we're getting somewhere. spank that corpse, spank that corpse

I feel dirty.

[boltcorpse]

Bolts now 10-0 with the paper bag this season.

Undefeated in the regular season with the paper bag... matching the '72 Fins and '07 Pats.

Time for the bag to get tested in the postseason, folks.

[PR17]

Bolts now 10-0 with the paper bag this season.

Undefeated in the regular season with the paper bag... matching the '72 Fins and '07 Pats.

Time for the bag to get tested in the postseason, folks.

BC you are lucky we won today or else i was going to come over jump on you and......u already know... hahaha

[gobolts_charger]

Bolts now 10-0 with the paper bag this season.

Undefeated in the regular season with the paper bag... matching the '72 Fins and '07 Pats.

Time for the bag to get tested in the postseason, folks.

All hail the Corpse!! The bag stays on!!

[mccharger]

If it doesnt work out, perhaps you could try plastic next year.

[MountainDew]

PLEASE DO NOT remove the bag until the Pro-Bowl.

Thank you

Sincerly

E.S.



Dear Mr, Bag, that crap is old and not funny really kill it

[SillyBoltsFan]

Dear Mr, Bag, that crap is old and not funny really kill it

Not near as funny as this post (http://forums.chargers.com/showpost.php?p=1773544&postcount=15), eh?

[Dojo]

Not near as funny as this post (http://forums.chargers.com/showpost.php?p=1773544&postcount=15), eh?
Please don't associate me with that post. Thank you, and good night

And Mr. Corpse,
I regret to inform you that I, as of October 2007, own the registered trademark of the bag on head winning technique. You'll be hearing from my lawyer, sir. Mods, you can ban him now.

[SillyBoltsFan]

Please don't associate me with that post. Thank you, and good night.

Not the quoted part... ;)

[dead bolt]

If it doesnt work out, perhaps you could try plastic next year.

I'd caution against plastic. It's a bad scene.

[Strife9878]

No The Boss must leave it on until we win the super bowl. It may help our drafts, coaching hires, ect ect.

[hegor]

Bolts now 10-0 with the paper bag this season.

Undefeated in the regular season with the paper bag... matching the '72 Fins and '07 Pats.

Time for the bag to get tested in the postseason, folks.

I'm with you Boltcorpse. Since my family are mostly ex-Rams fans, do you think its ok to wear a hollowed-out watermelon or should I stick with the traditional paper bag?

Titans: 51
Bolts : 0

[SanDiegoSuperSnarf]

I wish youd replace the brown paper bag, with a thick plastic bag, nd make sure you tie it tightly around your neck and breath deep over and over ,

Plasticbag: 51
Boltcorpse: 0

[JoeMcRugby]

Bolts now 10-0 with the paper bag this season.

Undefeated in the regular season with the paper bag... matching the '72 Fins and '07 Pats.

Time for the bag to get tested in the postseason, folks.

Don't forget the combo power of the pre-game jogging attire consisting of the opponent's t-shirt and the magical red underwear.

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/9677/joefaiduhnn9.png

Started it with the Ravens game, directly causing the Chargers to go on their current 6-game run. ;)

Got a bit scary today - the Raider gear touching my skin resulted in instantaneous combustion a few times during my jog, but the "stop, drop & roll" technique on lawns along the way worked like a charm. :LightsOut:

I may be hospitalized with alcohol poisoning after February 3rd, but it's for a worthy cause.

Only 4 more to go!! :Cheers:

[CruX]

Bolts now 10-0 with the paper bag this season.

Undefeated in the regular season with the paper bag... matching the '72 Fins and '07 Pats.

Time for the bag to get tested in the postseason, folks.

The legend of the bag continues. Do you celebrate with Cristal Champagne as the streak continues?

[TNT (LT,LO,MT)]

The only question is... How did we manage to win 1 game without the bag?

[OKCBOLTSFAN]

The only question is... How did we manage to win 1 game without the bag?
Two words....Rex Grossman. Expect Bears fans to double bag next season.

[BlackwaterNYC]

"The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I (BC?) always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman (JTC?) stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault." Ty Cobb

I'm siding with Jubilation on this one. Corpse has devolved into a pagan totem who runs the diamond with wanton abandon (that holds double for BC's dodgy bootlick, deadbolt). The sirrealists need to take back this forum and take it back fast. The post-season looms.

[OKCBOLTSFAN]

If it doesnt work out, perhaps you could try plastic next year.
Scientific tests are being conducted now to determine whether or not plastic bags will work next year. Our test subject, Frimples, is wearing one now. So far, the test is going......Frimples? You okay? Hey Frimp- uh-oh.

Scientific tests have determined that the life of the President of the Bandwagoners Asociation could be put at risk by using a plastic bag. Our test subject, once revived, will now check the safety of nailing a wood board to one's head.

[mccharger]

Scientific tests are being conducted now to determine whether or not plastic bags will work next year. Our test subject, Frimples, is wearing one now. So far, the test is going......Frimples? You okay? Hey Frimp- uh-oh.

Scientific tests have determined that the life of the President of the Bandwagoners Asociation could be put at risk by using a plastic bag. Our test subject, once revived, will now check the safety of nailing a wood board to one's head.......lol!

[BlackwaterNYC]

Our test subject, once revived, will now check the safety of nailing a wood board to one's head.

You're feelin' it too, eh OKC?

Frimples is one tough hombre. Be it plastic or plank, he'll pass your astronaut tests with high honors.

[boltcorpse]

The only question is... How did we manage to win 1 game without the bag?

I put the paper bag on when the Bolts hit 1-3, sir. Since then, the Bolts have won this season only when I wore the bag all week leading up to game day. There were 2 weeks when I took the bag off (vs. Jags & vs. Vikings)... I need not remind you of the outcome of those games.

Yes, the Bolts beat the hapless Bears in SD without the bag, sir... but the Bolts are only 1-5 this season without the bag and 10-0 with the bag. You take your choice.

Here is a point of concern, however... that I think is worthy of mention, folks: last season I went 10-0 with the Patented Boltcorpse Personal Guarantee (PBPG). However, a New England witch hexed the PBPG before the Pats playoff game and the Bolts lost. This season I am again 10-0... this time with the paper bag. I feel that some safeguards are necessary. My agent - Frimples - and some of my associates (dead bolt, et. al.), as well as a team of scientists and anthropologists are looking into ways to safeguard the powers connected with the paper bag as we head into the postseason.

In conclusion...

Titans: 51
Bolts: 0

[Strife9878]

I put the paper bag on when the Bolts hit 1-3, sir. Since then, the Bolts have won this season only when I wore the bag all week leading up to game day. There were 2 weeks when I took the bag off (vs. Jags & vs. Vikings)... I need not remind you of the outcome of those games.

Yes, the Bolts beat the hapless Bears in SD without the bag, sir... but the Bolts are only 1-5 this season without the bag and 10-0 with the bag. You take your choice.

Here is a point of concern, however... that I think is worthy of mention, folks: last season I went 10-0 with the Patented Boltcorpse Personal Guarantee (PBPG). However, a New England witch hexed the PBPG before the Pats playoff game and the Bolts lost. This season I am again 10-0... this time with the paper bag. I feel that some safeguards are necessary. My agent - Frimples - and some of my associates (dead bolt, et. al.), as well as a team of scientists and anthropologists are looking into ways to safeguard the powers connected with the paper bag as we head into the postseason.

In conclusion...

Titans: 51
Bolts: 0

Hey boss do you think the fact that it is always on your head will keep it from getting tampered with?

[Dojo]

Just to let everyone know, I have not abandoned my bagheaded ways, just a stint in the hospital made me realize that I was allergic to paper bags. I have substituted the bag for make up. I hope this has not angered the baghead gods. Plus, I'm 3-0 with my make up on. And look how happy I look :D <----just like in the picture.

[ChargerDiva]

Hey boss do you think the fact that it is always on your head will keep it from getting tampered with?

No need to worry. Anyone that considers tampering with the bag will have to deal with me. The bag is safe.

[boltcorpse]

Hey boss do you think the fact that it is always on your head will keep it from getting tampered with?

The bag itself shall remain safe. It's the mojo connected with the bag that is the concern. The mojo must be protected at all costs.

Your suggestions regarding mojo-protection are welcome.

[ChargerDiva]

The bag itself shall remain safe. It's the mojo connected with the bag that is the concern. The mojo must be protected at all costs.

Your suggestions regarding mojo-protection are welcome.

I feel that now is the time to reveal myself (get your minds out of the gutter). I am the mojo protector. This is why I have so fierce in my protection of the bag, even when it's wearer wanted to rest it. The bag and mojo are interconnected, therefore it must not be removed until the go ahead has been given, which it hasn't been. When the time is right, I will allow for the removal of the bag. Until then the bag stays.

[MT Bolt Fan]

The bag itself shall remain safe. It's the mojo connected with the bag that is the concern. The mojo must be protected at all costs.

Your suggestions regarding mojo-protection are welcome.

Wrap the outside of the bag with tin foil?

[OKCBOLTSFAN]

The bag itself shall remain safe. It's the mojo connected with the bag that is the concern. The mojo must be protected at all costs.

Your suggestions regarding mojo-protection are welcome.
If you're still in Hawii, you can always hunt down a kahuna to bless it. His mojo may not be that of a Louisiana bayou voo doo priestess, but it should last 3 games.

[chargertom]

You're feelin' it too, eh OKC?

Frimples is one tough hombre. Be it plastic or plank, he'll pass your astronaut tests with high honors.

Ummm ... he is a she. :eek:

[chargertom]

Mr. Corpse,

Due to my concerns for the safety and integrity of the bag, I have moved your thread to the "Funny" forum.

Less traffic in and around the bag should help make sure that it stays safe and sound for a nice run in the playoffs.

Safety first, I always say.

[OKCBOLTSFAN]

Mr. Corpse,

Due to my concerns for the safety and integrity of the bag, I have moved your thread to the "Funny" forum.

Less traffic in and around the bag should help make sure that it stays safe and sound for a nice run in the playoffs.

Safety first, I always say.
Uh oh, demoting Corpsie from GD to "funny", I see your bandwagon membership being revoked in the future.:nono::p

[TJ21]

Ummm ... he is a she. :eek:

No, he is not, despite his disturbingly persistent claims otherwise.

[TJ21]

Oh and while I'm here. Boltcorpse, I hate you and you are a criminal. You should be put in jail for the rest of your life, and some of someone else's too. That is all.

[chargertom]

Uh oh, demoting Corpsie from GD to "funny", I see your bandwagon membership being revoked in the future.:nono::p

As long as my Homer status is on lockdown, I have no worries. :logo

[kwright09]

Double bag it for the playoffs!!!! Do it corpsie!!