God is a stand up comic

[tomc42]

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and
hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in
staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I
always try to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a
seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says, "I
believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life.
I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing field."
God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and offers him a seat
to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

[Spank]

I'm laughing. Its funny.

[Urdam]

lol I wonder what happened to Brady?

[engage]

Hilarious omg

[TurnerThaBurner]

LOL! What a selfish pr!ck that Brady is! Not kindly offering his seat to the old & powerful almighty? *tsk, tsk* Keep him on the hot seat and just give him a one-way ticket to hell! :p

[JCDavey]

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and
hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in
staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I
always try to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a
seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says, "I
believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life.
I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing field."
God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and offers him a seat
to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat." that is pretty damn good lol