M1CHAEL
08-14-2008, 09:45 AM
No Way Out
Q. You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of Denver Broncos. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A. Shoot the Bronco’s fan… twice.
Playing Possum
Q. Why the Chiefs are like a possum?
A. Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Differences
Q. What's the difference between a winning Raiders team and a UFO?
A. Someone has seen a UFO.
Q. You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of Denver Broncos. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A. Shoot the Bronco’s fan… twice.
Playing Possum
Q. Why the Chiefs are like a possum?
A. Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Differences
Q. What's the difference between a winning Raiders team and a UFO?
A. Someone has seen a UFO.