rcali bolt hed
08-20-2008, 07:55 PM
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply
pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The
blockage will be almost instantly removed
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
seat by simply using the sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and
bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your
veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,
then you will be afraid to cough.
Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer
and you will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of
life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldnt move and it does use duct tape.
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply
pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The
blockage will be almost instantly removed
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
seat by simply using the sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and
bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your
veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,
then you will be afraid to cough.
Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer
and you will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of
life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldnt move and it does use duct tape.