The WaterPark to blame for Week 1 loss.????

[LA Chargers '07]

I told a buddy who's a Skins fan about the waterpark thing and he laughed and said thats typical Norv.

He did tell me when the Chargers first aqcuired Norv... "You're play calling may get better but be ready to not always see your players fully prepared every week"

Now I think about how week 1 the Chargers didnt always look as sharp particularly the Defense.

Shall we blame Norv's ingenious plan to go to Knotts Soak City on the last day of training camp as to why our defense looked 'sluggish' to say the least???????

[RAWDOGG]

Shut this thread down just for that fact that it is completely stupid..........

PEOPLE GET OVER LAST WEEKS LOSS...........it happens in the NFL!

[SDBoltsGirl]

There's nothing wrong with having fun every now and then.. I think Saturday night is the perfect time to stop worrying about last Sunday's game and get ready for the one tomorrow..

[rjb1816]

Well Tom Coughlin took the team bowling during training camp last year and they won the Super Bowl so ur theory is shot right there

[LA Chargers '07]

This thread rocks.

And i'm still dead serious about this.
Norv has a reputation for his teams not looking prepared at times. And when u take the team to a waterpark on the last day of training camp instead of opting to have a productive day.... well.... what arguement do u think that supports???

Gimme a break, shut this thread down. As silly as this idea may sound it could be completely legit.

Also u got our own fans saying "Well.... this is just like week 5 of the preseason for us....!"

R -U- K I D D I N G
M E ???!!!

This loss will haunt us until we put a winning streak together which is not easy to do in the NFL.

As silly as this notion sounds, lemme ask u this...

DID OUR TEAM LOOK 100% PREPARED ON WEEK 1?????

Seeing the team go down waterslides is cute in the preseason.
Seeing the team miss tackles and play soft in Week 1 isnt.

Think about that before u 'shut anything down'

[LA Chargers '07]

also, think about how prepared the Broncos looked against the Raiders.

And yes i know it was the lowly Raiders, but either way THEY LOOKED PREPARED to beat the hell out of a crappy team and thats just what they did.

We couldnt beat the Panthers AT HOME who were short their biggest offensive weapon.

The waterpark trip aint so cute anymore is it...????

[Sundiego]

This thread rocks.

And i'm still dead serious about this.
Norv has a reputation for his teams not looking prepared at times. And when u take the team to a waterpark on the last day of training camp instead of opting to have a productive day.... well.... what arguement do u think that supports???

Gimme a break, shut this thread down. As silly as this idea may sound it could be completely legit.

Also u got our own fans saying "Well.... this is just like week 5 of the preseason for us....!"

R -U- K I D D I N G
M E ???!!!

This loss will haunt us until we put a winning streak together which is not easy to do in the NFL.

As silly as this notion sounds, lemme ask u this...

DID OUR TEAM LOOK 100% PREPARED ON WEEK 1?????

Seeing the team go down waterslides is cute in the preseason.
Seeing the team miss tackles and play soft in Week 1 isnt.

Think about that before u 'shut anything down'

Sometimes people think too hard about nothing. I think this might be one of those times.

[TurnerThaBurner]

It's all Merriman's fault!!! If he didn't have torn ligaments in his knee, he could've sacked Delhomme on that last play!!! He's lost a step!!! :rolleyes:

[SDfansince'86]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....wait, are you serious?

The guys practiced that same evening....I'm sorry, but I think you're just digging right now. We can't expect these guys to not have a little fun every now & then; I thought (and still think) the waterpark trip was great. AND not tackling was an issue WAY before the waterpark....

[LA Chargers '07]

yeah but y'know when u go to the beach and you're in the water for too long.

Youre equilibrium gets thrown off from being in the water too long.
Maybe they were not balanced because of the excessive watersliding hence the bad tackling....

Far fetched but who knows????

[TurnerThaBurner]

also, think about how prepared the Broncos looked against the Raiders.

And yes i know it was the lowly Raiders, but either way THEY LOOKED PREPARED to beat the hell out of a crappy team and thats just what they did.


Dude, a junior varsity team could've prepared for the Raiders and beaten them!


Better check your adult diaper for extra wetness. That might explain why you're getting worked up over nothing. ;)

[Der_BlitzSchlag]

Dude, a junior varsity team could've prepared for the Raiders and beaten them!


Better check your adult diaper for extra wetness. That might explain why you're getting worked up over nothing. ;)

Oh, clean up om isle #7 PLEASE :LightsOut:

[SanDiegosOnFire]

I told a buddy who's a Skins fan about the waterpark thing and he laughed and said thats typical Norv.

He did tell me when the Chargers first aqcuired Norv... "You're play calling may get better but be ready to not always see your players fully prepared every week"

Now I think about how week 1 the Chargers didnt always look as sharp particularly the Defense.

Shall we blame Norv's ingenious plan to go to Knotts Soak City on the last day of training camp as to why our defense looked 'sluggish' to say the least???????
your name alone discredits anything you say imo

[sdfan21]

Shut this thread down just for that fact that it is completely stupid..........

PEOPLE GET OVER LAST WEEKS LOSS...........it happens in the NFL!

Agree! Shut it down! Shut it down! :LightsOut:

[JCDavey]

doesn't matter who the HC is, chargers always have games where they look totally unprepared

vs a lesser dolphins team, at home in sd in 05

even under coryell, they had some real dog games

it's football.

[LA Chargers '07]

Gimme a break i'm born and raised SD for chrissake i dont need this prejudiceness now. U guys that come with this anti L.A. crap are the TJ Simers of San Diego.

I'm a proud San Diegan. My whole family is in SD.
I chose my name because i live in L.A. now.

U guys dont need to show your ignorance
in order to not prove a point.

Born and raised national city.

u think i'm not a true Charger fan???

Get your head right before u attack one of your own.

Your ignorance discredits anything U SAY.
Good job Charger fan ;)

[JCDavey]

Gimme a break i'm born and raised SD for chrissake i dont need this prejudiceness now. U guys that come with this anti L.A. crap are the TJ Simers of San Diego.

I'm a proud San Diegan. My whole family is in SD.
I chose my name because i live in L.A. now.

U guys dont need to show your ignorance
in order to not prove a point.

Born and raised national city.

u think i'm not a true Charger fan???

Get your head right before u attack one of your own.

Your ignorance discredits anything U SAY.
Good job Charger fan ;)05 , home, vs dolphins

massive chokejob

blame the waterpark all you want, we choked, we choke from time to time, we're going to choke again this season at some point, hopefully it's not during the playoffs, if we make it that far

[Der_BlitzSchlag]

05 , home, vs dolphins

massive chokejob

blame the waterpark all you want, we choked, we choke from time to time, we're going to choke again this season at some point, hopefully it's not during the playoffs, if we make it that far

Getting cold feet?. Buyer's remorse?. The Chargers sold you a cr*ppy bill of goods?. What?. 0-2, here we come!. Ain't gonna be pretty around in here here, next week ;)

[RAWDOGG]

Dude, a junior varsity team could've prepared for the Raiders and beaten them!


Better check your adult diaper for extra wetness. That might explain why you're getting worked up over nothing. ;)


HAHAHAHA

A wet diaper and too much coffee would make anyone rant like that :layup

[LA Chargers '07]

05 , home, vs dolphins

massive chokejob

blame the waterpark all you want, we choked, we choke from time to time, we're going to choke again this season at some point, hopefully it's not during the playoffs, if we make it that far

i'm not neccessarily blaming the waterpark tahn rather saying perhaps it's a glimpse/symbol into Norv's lax preparation.

One thing about Marty.
Our team looked prepared most weeks.

I dunno i'm just sick of having to play 'catch up' all season.
When will we finally DOMINATE???

And to me the answer to that question is, when we are more prepared week in and week out.

[Nospin]

Well Tom Coughlin took the team bowling during training camp last year and they won the Super Bowl so ur theory is shot right there

Excellent idea! Coughlin planted that word in their head in the pre-season.;)

[JCDavey]

Getting cold feet?. Buyer's remorse?. The Chargers sold you a cr*ppy bill of goods?. What?. 0-2, here we come!. Ain't gonna be pretty around in here here, next week ;)no but i could see this season washing out with all the injuries mounting, that's why i said if :LightsOut:

[JpN114]

this post is retarded...do you think?

[JCDavey]

i'm not neccessarily blaming the waterpark tahn rather saying perhaps it's a glimpse/symbol into Norv's lax preparation.

One thing about Marty.
Our team looked prepared most weeks.

I dunno i'm just sick of having to play 'catch up' all season.
When will we finally DOMINATE???

And to me the answer to that question is, when we are more prepared week in and week out.another thing about marty is, he makes baby jesus cry in january

[LA Chargers '07]

another thing about marty is, he makes baby jesus cry in january

well yeah thats the trade off.
I think our offense has opened up a lot more. It is now poised to be more balanced than ever. Something that probably couldnt ever be fully achieved under Marty.

But our D seemingly has gotten soft from a lack of looking technically sound and alert. (I am counting our 4 preseason games in this since it seemed to carry over into week 1)

So which is the lesser or more of the 2 evils????

This is the reason at least IMO why we havent looked like the dominant team we could and should be.

[SillyBoltsFan]

yeah but y'know when u go to the beach and you're in the water for too long.

Youre equilibrium gets thrown off from being in the water too long.
Maybe they were not balanced because of the excessive watersliding hence the bad tackling....

Far fetched but who knows????

Very far fetched... I think you've been in a wet one far too long!

Have you been chasing mud guppies again?

[RAWDOGG]

haha

Love the disclaimer as a signature

It's the name people don't like it's threads/posts like these http://forums.chargers.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

[Smaug]

I guess that you'll have to put on an extra thick diaper for Sunday's game, the rumor is that Norv is taking the team skydiving before the game tomorrow!

[TheBoyBolt]

I can't believe this thread even exists.

Really, the water park???

[OKCBOLTSFAN]

I can't believe this thread even exists.

Really, the water park???What do you expect from a grown man who wears diapers for no other reason than to not go to the bathroom?



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[LA Chargers '07]

I just got word that the Chargers practice today before the Denver game consisted of a viewing of the movie Summer School.

Norv went on to explain how Mark Harmon was an underappreciated actor and that he 'never quite lived up to his potential'

Norv ended his speech in an English accent. (He figured he;'d change things up a bit)

Tommorows morning breakfast for the team will consist of coffee, all u can eat Donuts, Snickers bars and cotton candy along with a viewing of the movie Karate Kid.
(only the tournament scene when the 'you're the best' song comes on.)

[RAWDOGG]

Just off the wagon bro.........anytime you want, no one is keeping you here against your will...........

[TurnerThaBurner]

I just got word that the Chargers practice today before the Denver game consisted of a viewing of the movie Summer School.

Norv went on to explain how Mark Harmon was an underappreciated actor and that he 'never quite lived up to his potential'

Norv ended his speech in an English accent. (He figured he;'d change things up a bit)

Tommorows morning breakfast for the team will consist of coffee, all u can eat Donuts, Snickers bars and cotton candy along with a viewing of the movie Karate Kid.
(only the tournament scene when the 'you're the best' song comes on.)


You are SO full of ****!



Today's movie is slated to be "Fast Times At Ridgemont High", where the scene when Forrest Whitaker demolishes the Lincoln team for mistakingly trashing his car out of revenge will be played over and over and over again as motivational inspiration for our team as they head into Donkeyville with a collective chip on their shoulders...


*EDIT: I've just received word that the morning breakfast consisting of donuts, Snickers & cotton candy was available for all players up until Jamal arrived. Coincidentally, all the fruit & bagels down at the breakfast bar have mysteriously disappeared! Hotel security has been placed on high alert...

[mccharger]

This thread rocks.

And i'm still dead serious about this.
Norv has a reputation for his teams not looking prepared at times. And when u take the team to a waterpark on the last day of training camp instead of opting to have a productive day.... well.... what arguement do u think that supports???

Gimme a break, shut this thread down. As silly as this idea may sound it could be completely legit.

Also u got our own fans saying "Well.... this is just like week 5 of the preseason for us....!"

R -U- K I D D I N G
M E ???!!!

This loss will haunt us until we put a winning streak together which is not easy to do in the NFL.

As silly as this notion sounds, lemme ask u this...

DID OUR TEAM LOOK 100% PREPARED ON WEEK 1?????

Seeing the team go down waterslides is cute in the preseason.
Seeing the team miss tackles and play soft in Week 1 isnt.

Think about that before u 'shut anything down'Dude you are way too dramatic.

[OKCBOLTSFAN]

Dude you are way too screwed in the head.
Fixed it for ya.

[LA Chargers '07]

Fixed it for ya.

^^^^^
another guy that cant seem to handle the fact that a grown man wears diapers to football games.

You've acted weird towards me ever since i admitted that.

Whats your deal???