I Know Why We Are Losing (and I may have a solution!!!)

[Borhan]

Ok guys, back in the day we drafted a QB named Ryan Leaf (omg yes I said it). Now when he was a rookie, one of my relatives hooked me up with a ton of autographed items by the man himself, Ryan Leaf. After we all saw that he was a joke, I didnt really care about the autographed items anymore and most likely lost them. Well I recently moved and guess what I found? Yup you guessed it: a Ryan Leaf autographed authentic jersey. It was hiding in some box.

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/3933/img0456mx2.jpg

Now with all of our misfortunes (2004 Wildcard loss, 2006 Divisional loss, 2007 AFC Championship loss, 2008 0-2 start) Ive come to the conclusion that this thing is a curse. I do plan on destroying the thing but I dont know how (I was thinking burning it). Any suggestions? :helmet

[LABoltsFan]

just a suggestion...

burn it with a voodoo doll of a <certain> Ref who blows calls.

and since we are banishing curses -

you might as well thrown in some sort of Colts, Steelers and Jaguars memorabelia.

(we dont have to worry about the Patriots, Karma has already taken care of them.)

[SanDiegosOnFire]

wow. it was tough just looking at that picture. you know its bad when it was only on my screen for a split second before i looked away and closed my browser. the only other things ive done that with were those sites with those gross videos.

please burn it ASAP. but be careful. i heard burning a he who must not be named jersey brings bad luck to you. he is satan after all.

[IpiCk31]

we just need to play defense

[makav3li]

ill take it off your hands for free

[MINI0n]

We need to stop handing Gates near-identical stats, that is the solution:
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk70/ntrisKKT/SCARYGATES.jpg

[ZipZap]

Burn it at the stake, all while recording it and placing the evidence on youtube for all to witness!

[Jay21]

Burn it at 51-0 degrees, problem solved

[Strife9878]

Find a place where it is exactly 51 degrees, and burn it with a 510 degree flame, on the 51st minute of the hour. Do not transport it in a paper bag whatever you do. Plastic only. do this exactly 51 hours 51 minutes before a necessary win.

Boss (boltcorpse) any suggestions to add?

[psuedo]

uh dont burn it, Ryan Leaf has the unique position of being the worst NFL draftee in history, that anomaly alone could make it worth a few bucks on EBAY someday

[say55ow]

Burn it and take a few pictures :)

[BlackwaterNYC]

You're fruit of the poisoned jersey. We'll have to take your heart.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/248/524821815_e9d41fd8ed.jpg

[SJSUPhil]

If you do sell it on Ebay, you should give the money to a Chargers supported charity. That might create some good Karma for you and the team.

[boltfan29]

Hmm...don't burn, the boychild LEAF has suffered enough. Where he is now is NOT where he wanted to be!!

Bury it, and place a stone on top with "THE PAST" printed on the stone. Then, if you have a dog (or borrow one!!) have the animal piddle on the stone!!

BTW...whatever became of his younger brother? Now, that's a kid I feel sorry for!!

[BigTrouble]

Burn it all!Today!

[Digerati]

Send it back to him. You accepted his bad mojo when you accepted the shirt, you must send it back to him to rid yourself of that mojo. If you burn it, who knows where the mojo might end up (floating around looking for a vessel). If you turn over ownership to someone else the mojo will stay (if that person is a Charger fan).
Put it in a bag (preferably one approved by the BHC) and send it back.

[Digerati]

Ryan Leaf
West Texas A&M University
Canyon, TX 79016

[mouwie]

The same thing happened to me.....only it was a laminated signed Leaf rookie card. It was a friends and he stuffed it in a box I was moving. I remember having visions of Linda Blair's head turning completely around when I saw it. It might have been Blair's body with Ed H's head on it

[sed777]

Sell it and donate the money to charity!

[Pigpimpc]

Dang he had an arm. I don't think he had good coaching. I was a fan of his and still think he could have been a good qb with the right breaks (maybe like an o line and some offensive help.)

[ZipZap]

Ryan Leaf
West Texas A&M University
Canyon, TX 79016

LMAO!

Can you imagine?

UPS knocks on his door. Leaf opens the door. "Oh, a package. Where do I sign?" 5 minutes later after sitting down with a knife to open the box he opens it and sees an authentic autographed jersey of his from 98' !!! LOL.

[thehotdelancey]

I'll give you 5 bucks for it. no joke

[TE Cottrell]

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[BayAreaCharger]

Bury it under the new Texas Stadium.

But DON'T TELL ANYBODY!