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leftyinthepen
09-23-2008, 01:00 PM
I figured any post about the Raiders might be in the funny thread....

http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=398

it's old, but still funny


Lawsuit Would Ban Raiders Logo from Super Bowl

by Scott Ott (ScottOtt@ScrappleFace.com) for ScrappleFace (http://www.scrappleface.com/) · No Comments (http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=398#comments)

(2003-01-24) — A coalition of one-eyed persons filed a class-action lawsuit today to stop the Oakland Raiders from displaying their logo (http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=2003012416@/i/nfl/clubhouse/oak.gif) during Sunday’s Super Bowl game.
The plaintiffs allege that the logo — the head of a man wearing an eye-patch in front of crossed swords under the word ‘Raiders’–gives the impression that one-eyed persons are “thugs and criminals.”
“We’ve spent years trying to escape the pirate image,” said a spokesman, “And now, millions of people around the world will watch the game on Sunday and come away with one lasting impression: ‘Beware of the one-eyed!’”
Raiders owner Al Davis, NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue, and ABC Television are reportedly working with the group’s attorneys to reach an out-of-court settlement. Terms of the agreement would allow the Raiders to retain the logo in exchange for commercial time during the game.
Two 30-second “sensitivity” ads would celebrate the contributions of the one-eyed to society, and include a montage of influential one-eyed persons throughout history.

CaliGirlInPA
09-23-2008, 03:00 PM
I figured any post about the Raiders might be in the funny thread....

http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=398

it's old, but still funny


yeah that sure is something

sed777
09-23-2008, 03:42 PM
*** 03'????

Charger Dave
09-23-2008, 03:57 PM
Here is a prediction for what we will be reading this time next year ;):

Reports: Raiders Coach James Lofton has been told he'll be fired

Marsupial News
Article Launched: 09/22/2009 08:49:17 AM PDT

Fresh off Sunday's loss to San Diego in which the Raiders blew a 23-14 fourth-quarter lead, team officials have reportedly told Coach James Lofton he will be fired as early as today, according to published media reports.

Similar reports surfaced two weeks ago when the Contra Costa Times reported that Managing General Partner Al Davis was prepared to fire Lofton before the season's end. Following that report, the Raiders won at Kansas City, perhaps saving Lofton's job for another week.

Sunday's meltdown in Buffalo appears to be the last straw. EPSN and Fixedsports.com reported today that Lofton has been told he will be fired.

Davis has fired a coach just twice during the season in his 47-year career with the Raiders. In 1989, Davis released Mike Shanahan four games into the season and promoted Art Shell to replace him, and then again in 2008, Davis released Lane Kiffin and promoted James Lofton to replace him.

Chargers Fan
09-23-2008, 07:44 PM
What has a million legs and fourteen teeth?

"Raider Nation"

EndzoneJunkie
09-30-2008, 02:37 AM
Whats the Diffrence between a DEAD Raider Fan laying in the road, or a DEAD Jets Fan laying in the road????

The Dead Jets Fan, has skid marks leading up too it...

EndzoneJunkie
09-30-2008, 02:38 AM
How do you starve a Raider Fan?

Hide his food stamps in his work boots...