sunbiz1
10-02-2008, 11:20 AM
A man schedules an appointment to see his doctor. As the doctor enters the room, the man sits there in his gown and says, "D.d.d.dd.dd.doctor, ya gotta h..h.h...h.hh.help me! My wife says she's g.g.g.g.gggg.g.gonna leave me if I don't stop ss.ss..s.s.stuttering!"
"I can see why!" says the doctor. On a hunch, the doctor tells the man to lift up his gown. "Well, no wonder you're stuttering! Your penis is so long, it's pulling on your vocal cords."
"Cc..cc.c.can you help me, doc?" the man asked.
"I think so," replied the doctor. He chops off six inches of the man's penis and then asks him to speak.
"My stutter is gone!" exclaimed the man. "Thank you so much!"
On a follow-up appointment a few days later, the man returns to the doctor's office. "Doc," he says, "I don't know how to go about telling you this but my wife has been so dissatisfied with our loving making the past few nights. She told me that she can put up with the stuttering and she wants to know if you can sew the six inches back on."
The doctor smiles slyly at the man and says, "T.t.t.t.t.tt.t.too l..l.l..l.late!"
"I can see why!" says the doctor. On a hunch, the doctor tells the man to lift up his gown. "Well, no wonder you're stuttering! Your penis is so long, it's pulling on your vocal cords."
"Cc..cc.c.can you help me, doc?" the man asked.
"I think so," replied the doctor. He chops off six inches of the man's penis and then asks him to speak.
"My stutter is gone!" exclaimed the man. "Thank you so much!"
On a follow-up appointment a few days later, the man returns to the doctor's office. "Doc," he says, "I don't know how to go about telling you this but my wife has been so dissatisfied with our loving making the past few nights. She told me that she can put up with the stuttering and she wants to know if you can sew the six inches back on."
The doctor smiles slyly at the man and says, "T.t.t.t.t.tt.t.too l..l.l..l.late!"