sunbiz1
10-07-2008, 10:25 AM
>A Mafia Godfather found out that his bookkeeper had
> cheated him out of Ten (10) million dollars. Also, his
> bookkeeper was deaf. That was the reason he got the
> job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf
> bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have
> to testify about in court.
>
> When the Godfather went to confront the bookkeeper
> about his missing 10 million, he brought along his
> attorney, who knew sign language. The Godfather told
> the lawyer, "Ask him where is the 10 million bucks he
> embezzled from me." The attorney, using sign language,
> asked the bookkeeper where the money was. The
> bookkeeper signed back, "I don't know what you are
> talking about."
>
> The attorney told the Godfather, "He says he doesn't
> know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulled
> out a pistol, put it to the bookkeeper's temple and
> said, "Ask him again!" The attorney signed to the
> bookkeeper, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"
> The bookkeeper signed back, "OK! You win! The money is
> in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my
> cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
>
> The Godfather asked the attorney: "Well, what'd he
> say?"
>
> The attorney replied, "He says you don't have the
> nerve to pull the trigger."
> cheated him out of Ten (10) million dollars. Also, his
> bookkeeper was deaf. That was the reason he got the
> job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf
> bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have
> to testify about in court.
>
> When the Godfather went to confront the bookkeeper
> about his missing 10 million, he brought along his
> attorney, who knew sign language. The Godfather told
> the lawyer, "Ask him where is the 10 million bucks he
> embezzled from me." The attorney, using sign language,
> asked the bookkeeper where the money was. The
> bookkeeper signed back, "I don't know what you are
> talking about."
>
> The attorney told the Godfather, "He says he doesn't
> know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulled
> out a pistol, put it to the bookkeeper's temple and
> said, "Ask him again!" The attorney signed to the
> bookkeeper, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"
> The bookkeeper signed back, "OK! You win! The money is
> in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my
> cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
>
> The Godfather asked the attorney: "Well, what'd he
> say?"
>
> The attorney replied, "He says you don't have the
> nerve to pull the trigger."