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The Nose
10-21-2008, 02:31 PM
Alright folks, I have got my magic 8 ball and am prepared for any questions you might have.
Feel free to ask away.
Also, if you have any questions that might need more insight than an 8 ball, I do have a wiccan witch that sits in the cubicle next to me. I might be able to have her ask her cat, which apparently can communicate with the dead.
FCBolt
10-21-2008, 02:40 PM
How many toes does Jay Cutler have?
Are they webbed?
BoltsPride
10-21-2008, 02:57 PM
What's the ugly yellow bump on the end of your nose ?
kiwibolt
10-21-2008, 02:59 PM
Fried rice or steamed rice?
Bolt Cola
10-21-2008, 03:02 PM
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
wilrab
10-21-2008, 03:03 PM
Alright folks, I have got my magic 8 ball and am prepared for any questions you might have.
Feel free to ask away.
Also, if you have any questions that might need more insight than an 8 ball, I do have a wiccan witch that sits in the cubicle next to me. I might be able to have her ask her cat, which apparently can communicate with the dead.
Ummmm... can I have BoltsPride's avatar's phone number?
.
Lucid
10-21-2008, 03:10 PM
If betta fish (or fighting fish) attack each other when they see each other then how do they mate?
Maruchan
10-21-2008, 04:02 PM
do female fish suffer from vaginal dryness?
The Nose
10-21-2008, 04:33 PM
How many toes does Jay Cutler have?
Are they webbed?
Sources say that Cutler has 8 toes, of which only 4 are webbed.
The Nose
10-21-2008, 04:33 PM
What's the ugly yellow bump on the end of your nose ?
Theres a yellow bump on my nose?
The Nose
10-21-2008, 04:34 PM
Fried rice or steamed rice?
Sources say steamed rice if you are eating alone, but fried rice if you have company
The Nose
10-21-2008, 04:36 PM
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Sources say that if you lick the tootsie pop for more than 15 minutes then the tootsie pop is actually licking you.
Let's not delve into the complexity of this situation
The Nose
10-21-2008, 04:37 PM
Ummmm... can I have BoltsPride's avatar's phone number?
.
Sources say yes, but there would only be pain and dissapointment as she is a he.
The Nose
10-21-2008, 04:39 PM
If betta fish (or fighting fish) attack each other when they see each other then how do they mate?
Sources say that the female always wins, thus leaving the fight scene impregnated
The Nose
10-21-2008, 04:40 PM
do female fish suffer from vaginal dryness?
Sources say only when left out to dry
Charanna
10-21-2008, 05:21 PM
Why are girlz so mean and always wanting their way?:rolleyes:
The Nose
10-21-2008, 05:26 PM
Why are girlz so mean and always wanting their way?:rolleyes:
Sources say that god needed balance for making men so nice and passive
=)
Charanna
10-21-2008, 05:33 PM
Sources say that god needed balance for making men so nice and passive
=)
Oh, so that's the true meaning of the "Men are from Mars and Women from Venus" theory? Duh......and it was right there on the tip of my tongue too.
:D Thanks Nose
Lucid
10-21-2008, 05:50 PM
Ok, so the definition of God is all powerful, all seeing, all knowing, everywhere, everything and all good.
So he basically lacks nothing.
But Satan is pure evil.
Then how by definition can God be with Satan since if Satan is evil and God is Good thus by definition one of them would cease to exist?
The Nose
10-21-2008, 06:03 PM
Ok, so the definition of God is all powerful, all seeing, all knowing, everywhere, everything and all good.
So he basically lacks nothing.
But Satan is pure evil.
Then how by definition can God be with Satan since if Satan is evil and God is Good thus by definition one of them would cease to exist?
Sourses say that god is so good, he's evil, and the devil diggs that and is willing to accept it.
nzboltzaa
10-22-2008, 05:44 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
BoltsPride
10-22-2008, 08:13 AM
Sources say yes, but there would only be pain and dissapointment as she is a he.
:cool:
And your nose thinks pee wee herman is a stud.
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/fredmt/Cheers-1-1.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/fredmt/Cheerleaders.jpg
The Nose
10-22-2008, 09:32 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Sources say that a woodchuck could chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
LIGHTSOUT56
10-23-2008, 04:47 PM
who is batman?
mccharger
10-23-2008, 04:50 PM
Where did I put my wallet?
wilrab
10-23-2008, 05:08 PM
What is the difference between knows and nose? And while we are at it, how the heck do we know that the nose knows the answers to the questions that we are putting to the nose to see if he knows or not...
I need a breath after that.
.
mccharger
10-23-2008, 09:58 PM
It appears that the nose is clogged.
BoltsPride
10-24-2008, 07:46 AM
The nose is a big hose
31cromartie31
10-24-2008, 08:02 AM
Where did I put my wallet?
I second that!
Looks like i'm gonna need a new debit card :@
The Nose
10-24-2008, 09:37 AM
Where did I put my wallet?
Sources say you find your wallet in the last place you look.
The Nose
10-24-2008, 09:40 AM
What is the difference between knows and nose? And while we are at it, how the heck do we know that the nose knows the answers to the questions that we are putting to the nose to see if he knows or not...
I need a breath after that.
.
Sources say one is a Verb and one is a Noun
I guarantee my answers because they either come from my magic 8 ball or a wiccan witches cat.
The Nose
10-24-2008, 09:41 AM
It appears that the nose is clogged.
Sources say The Nose has returned with a costco bottle of antihistamine
The Nose
10-24-2008, 09:42 AM
The nose is a big hose
Sources say the Nose Blows
The Nose
10-24-2008, 09:44 AM
who is batman?
Sources say that there is a little bit of batman in all of us. Or just some of us who like to get kinky.
Charanna
10-24-2008, 10:07 AM
Why can't men (when lost) stop to get directions?
The Nose
10-24-2008, 10:25 AM
Why can't men (when lost) stop to get directions?
Sources say that men are never lost and know exactly where they are
=)
Sources say that men are never lost and know exactly where they are
=)
I was doubting his responses till this, i will not doubt again!
Bolt Cola
10-24-2008, 11:57 AM
Is the nose related to that Ask Jeeves Guy??
Charanna
10-24-2008, 12:12 PM
And why do men make obnoxious noises? :eek:
NorCal Charger
10-24-2008, 12:58 PM
What came first? The chicken. Or the egg?
The Nose
10-24-2008, 01:35 PM
Is the nose related to that Ask Jeeves Guy??
Jeeves is a Hack!
I mean.... Sources say no.
The Nose
10-24-2008, 01:35 PM
And why do men make obnoxious noises? :eek:
Sources say the love within a man can not be contained
The Nose
10-24-2008, 01:40 PM
What came first? The chicken. Or the egg?
Sources say that genetic material does not change during an animal's life.
Therefore the first bird that evolved into what we would call a chicken, probably in prehistoric times, must have first existed as an embryo inside an egg.
*The previous statement was plagierized because no funny or smart ass remark could be attained.
The Nose
10-24-2008, 01:50 PM
:cool:
And your nose thinks pee wee herman is a stud.
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/fredmt/Cheers-1-1.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/fredmt/Cheerleaders.jpg
Wait? Are you saying that Mr. Herman is not, in fact, a stud?
*Nose will be taking down all of his Pee Wee posters
Charanna
10-24-2008, 01:54 PM
Sources say that genetic material does not change during an animal's life.
Therefore the first bird that evolved into what we would call a chicken, probably in prehistoric times, must have first existed as an embryo inside an egg.
*The previous statement was plagierized because no funny or smart ass remark could be attained.
However, my Source says: On the 5th day...birds and fish were created to fill the waters and sky......;)
renojim
10-24-2008, 02:03 PM
How did the nose get so smart?
The love within the man can never be contained. :Cheers:
FCBolt
10-24-2008, 02:04 PM
Will the BHC ever cease to exist?
Relatedly, when will the 51-0 prediction bear fruit?
And will that fruit be ripe or rotten?
BoltsPride
10-24-2008, 03:06 PM
Who will be the head coach of the Chargers in 2009?
The Nose
10-24-2008, 03:24 PM
How did the nose get so smart?
The love within the man can never be contained. :Cheers:
Sources say years of daydreaming and complete disregard for others!
The Nose
10-24-2008, 03:28 PM
Will the BHC ever cease to exist?
Relatedly, when will the 51-0 prediction bear fruit?
And will that fruit be ripe or rotten?
Sources say that the BHC are technically dead and rotting, thus any fruit produced will, in turn, be rotting as well.
The chance of a 51-0 score ever happening is so minute, that if it ever happens, Boltcorpse will get sunburn on his little white fanny.
The Nose
10-24-2008, 03:31 PM
Who will be the head coach of the Chargers in 2009?
Sources say Norv Turner, but possibly this man:
http://web2freedom.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/petrino_quit.jpg
Bolt Cola
10-24-2008, 05:05 PM
Recent polls have shown that one-fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?
The Nose
10-24-2008, 05:15 PM
Recent polls have shown that one-fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?
Sources say it could have been a big frickin map
TurnerThaBurner
10-24-2008, 05:26 PM
Q: Why do we always have to press 1 for english on our phone when we live in America?
Q: How the hell did Paris Hilton get a record deal?
Q: Why do they call it a hit-and-run if no one is running? Why don't they just call it a hit-and-drive?
Q: How the hell did Miley Cyrus get a record deal?
Q: If they can have closed-captioned options available on TVs for deaf people, why can't they have braille options available on TVs for blind people?
Q: How the hell did the Jonas Brothers get a record deal?
Q: Why do ballerinas dance on their tiptoes? Why can't they just find taller women?
The Nose
10-24-2008, 05:51 PM
Q: Why do we always have to press 1 for english on our phone when we live in America?
Q: How the hell did Paris Hilton get a record deal?
Q: Why do they call it a hit-and-run if no one is running? Why don't they just call it a hit-and-drive?
Q: How the hell did Miley Cyrus get a record deal?
Q: If they can have closed-captioned options available on TVs for deaf people, why can't they have braille options available on TVs for blind people?
Q: How the hell did the Jonas Brothers get a record deal?
Q: Why do ballerinas dance on their tiptoes? Why can't they just find taller women?
Sources say:
1. It's the most commonly pressed option
2. People are sheep
3. Automobiles used to have feet
4. People are sheep
5. Because most of the blind people can hear
6. People are sheep
7. The tall ballerinas would just dance on their knees (I have thought about ballet and I think that if you had to hold a skittle in your butt and dance for an hour with out dropping it, you would probably look like you knew ballet)
*The Nose will be throwing out his Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus and Jonas Brothers albums.
renojim
10-26-2008, 02:41 PM
when will it end?
The Nose
10-27-2008, 11:14 AM
when will it end?
Sources say it will end on Nov 9th
Hamburglar
10-27-2008, 07:39 PM
Who are your sources?
BoltsPride
10-28-2008, 07:34 AM
Are there Aliens living among us ?????
The Nose
10-29-2008, 10:47 AM
Who are your sources?
Sources say refer to my first post =)
The Nose
10-29-2008, 10:48 AM
Are there Aliens living among us ?????
Sources say yes, look at Jamie Lee Curtis
o_O
TurnerThaBurner
10-29-2008, 10:57 AM
Sources say yes, look at Jamie Lee Curtis
o_O
Why are you picking on poor Jamie Lee Curtis?? There are FAR more suspicious-looking beings in this world that seem to be not of this planet.
Just look at Keith Richards.....
BoltsPride
10-29-2008, 11:19 AM
Just look at Keith Richards.....
Or any raider fan :D
CaliGirlInPA
10-29-2008, 12:31 PM
Mirror, mirror on the wall...who is the fairest football team of all???
Charanna
10-29-2008, 01:35 PM
How does she sell sea shells by the sea shore.......when they're free?
BoltsPride
10-29-2008, 04:07 PM
What is Colonel Sanders secret ingrediant...
23skidoo
10-29-2008, 04:46 PM
Is man-made global warming actually caused solely by the immense quantity of hot air billowing out of Al Gore's mouth?
The Nose
10-29-2008, 05:10 PM
Mirror, mirror on the wall...who is the fairest football team of all???
Arnold says : Chaaajaas
The Nose
10-29-2008, 05:12 PM
How does she sell sea shells by the sea shore.......when they're free?
Sources say she was a damned good sales woman
The Nose
10-29-2008, 05:13 PM
What is Colonel Sanders secret ingrediant...
Sources ask if you have ever seen the movie "Soylent Green"?
The Nose
10-29-2008, 05:14 PM
Is man-made global warming actually caused solely by the immense quantity of hot air billowing out of Al Gore's mouth?
Sources say global warming is solely caused by the immense heat from the friction of Rosie O' Donnels thighs rubbing together
23skidoo
10-29-2008, 05:16 PM
Edited to remove Bawks. :layup
Rivers_owns
10-29-2008, 10:49 PM
Will I get married?
BoltsPride
10-30-2008, 05:37 AM
Sources ask if you have ever seen the movie "Soylent Green"?
LOL.... I did... so that means Edward G Robinson and many others are part of the receipe..:eek:
The Nose
10-30-2008, 12:42 PM
Will I get married?
Sources say yes!
guerro619
10-30-2008, 05:42 PM
Who came up with the word "dude", and if he's still alive, what's his address?
renojim
10-31-2008, 05:05 PM
How much halloween candy is too much?
Do you have two more eyes on the other side of your face?
The Nose
11-01-2008, 12:57 AM
Who came up with the word "dude", and if he's still alive, what's his address?
Originally "dude" meant a city person amd unacustom to rural ways, and it became more unisex over the years.
IE - Ned Beatty in delivernce, this is a prime example
To answer youe qustion, you can blame the wild west
The Nose
11-01-2008, 01:00 AM
How much halloween candy is too much?
Do you have two more eyes on the other side of your face?
Sources say, there is not enough candy!
2 dimensional has its drawbacks
guerro619
11-01-2008, 05:05 PM
Did you eat too much candy last night. Is that why you have a zit on your nose?
The Nose
11-01-2008, 07:06 PM
Did you eat too much candy last night. Is that why you have a zit on your nose?
I am very sensitive about my nose sir!
miko760
11-02-2008, 12:06 AM
Has The Nose ever been wrong about anything in his life?
If so, what was it?
I am very sensitive about my nose sir!
Answer the question!
guerro619
11-03-2008, 01:48 PM
I am very sensitive about my nose sir!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be mean. I just whondered about that thing on your nose. And you say the "Nose knows everything"
The Nose
11-03-2008, 02:49 PM
Has The Nose ever been wrong about anything in his life?
If so, what was it?
Sources say once The Nose saw a burly bearded guy and could have sworn it was Jamie Lee Curtis. But The Nose’s wife corrected him and stated it looked like Josh Brolin hadn’t shaved in awhile, but then they realized that it was Jamie Lee Curtis.
And that’s the closest The Nose has been to being wrong
BoltsPride
11-03-2008, 02:55 PM
Is Donald Trumps hair real ????
The Nose
11-03-2008, 03:04 PM
Is Donald Trumps hair real ????
Sources say without his hair, Donald Trump would not exist
Bolt Cola
11-03-2008, 03:24 PM
Pepsi or Coca-Cola???
The Nose
11-03-2008, 04:04 PM
Pepsi or Coca-Cola???
Sources say Regular Coke, but Diet Pepsi
dekkerbasser
11-03-2008, 05:15 PM
Sneeze marbles or sweat cheese?
The Nose
11-03-2008, 05:39 PM
Sneeze marbles or sweat cheese?
Sources say sweat cheese, preferably cheddar
guerro619
11-03-2008, 06:52 PM
Mr. Nariz, Is Wrestling real?
Rivers_owns
11-04-2008, 12:58 AM
Sources say yes!
Awesome.. I'm getting married!!!
rcali bolt hed
11-04-2008, 08:00 AM
im at a cross roads this mourning should i have mini wheats or chex cereal for breakfast.
The Nose
11-04-2008, 09:51 AM
Mr. Nariz, Is Wrestling real?
Sources say yes, only if it is Thumb Wrestling
dekkerbasser
11-04-2008, 09:52 AM
How come the nose knows?
The Nose
11-04-2008, 09:52 AM
im at a cross roads this mourning should i have mini wheats or chex cereal for breakfast.
Sources say Chex only if it is Rice Chex, otherwise eat the Mini Wheats
The Nose
11-04-2008, 09:59 AM
How come the nose knows?
The Nose has inside information in the form of a magic 8 ball (Made in china) and for the really hard questions I consult a wiccan witch's cat.
renojim
11-04-2008, 12:04 PM
Did the Nose know there would be 100 replies to this thread?
The Nose
11-04-2008, 04:24 PM
Did the Nose know there would be 100 replies to this thread?
Sources say The Nose had a hunch
=)
FCBolt
11-04-2008, 04:46 PM
The Nose has inside information in the form of a magic 8 ball (Made in china) and for the really hard questions I consult a wiccan witch's cat.
Isn't 'wiccan witch' redundant?
supercharged21
11-05-2008, 11:08 AM
Will the Chargers win the AFC west?
Will the Chargers win the AFCC?
Will the Chargers win the SB?
and why am I craving thai food right now?
Bolt Cola
11-05-2008, 11:12 AM
Can the Nose smell what Barack is cooking?
23skidoo
11-05-2008, 04:45 PM
Sources say global warming is solely caused by the immense heat from the friction of Rosie O' Donnels thighs rubbing together
WOW, not only is The Nose in the know, but can edit posts too. nice:layup
I take back my Bawks.
What will this week's Chargers vs. Cheifs game final score be?
renojim
11-15-2008, 11:39 AM
Have we reached the limit of the Nose's knowledge?
Is the 8 ball in 2 or 3 pieces and the funny antifreeze water all over the shag carpet?
Or could it be that the Nose married the Wiccan and they are enjoying two weeks in the motel 6 in TJ.
So many questions will they all go unanswered?
Rivers_owns
11-16-2008, 04:32 AM
When should I start on my Economics homework?
guerro619
11-16-2008, 02:06 PM
Does the "nose, knows" if he's going to answer any of our questions.
Bolt Cola
06-22-2009, 12:45 PM
Is it true what people say about big noses? You know...big sneezes, loud snoring that sort of thing.
...and yeah i did just bring back an 8 month old thread
TurnerThaBurner
06-22-2009, 04:22 PM
...and yeah i did just bring back an 8 month old thread
Well done, grasshopper! :Cheers:
Lucid
06-22-2009, 04:24 PM
how long till I get banned (again)?
dekkerbasser
06-22-2009, 04:26 PM
how long till I get banned (again)?
3 weeks...........
FutbolAmericano
06-22-2009, 04:27 PM
Can you touch your belly button from the inside?
dekkerbasser
06-22-2009, 04:28 PM
Can you touch your belly button from the inside?
Whoa.
New inspiration for an avi I'm thinking..... :rolleyes:
JammerHammer23
06-22-2009, 07:06 PM
3 weeks...........
Dek, you gonna start a poll on this?
MacNeil24
06-22-2009, 11:17 PM
Nose, does my ass look fat in these jeans?
TurnerThaBurner
06-23-2009, 09:56 AM
Does The Nose know when The Nose is coming back from his hiatus?
EDIT: I think I'll just let the aliens who abducted him answer that question for him.....
BuenoExcelente
06-24-2009, 12:18 AM
Is is sexy that I can lick the tip of my own nose?
guerro619
06-24-2009, 03:58 PM
Is the Nose ever going to answer our questions...???
TurnerThaBurner
06-30-2009, 11:22 PM
Is The Nose still breathing??
FCBolt
06-30-2009, 11:23 PM
Is The Nose still breathing??
It's allergy season, beware what the nose blows...
TurnerThaBurner
06-30-2009, 11:38 PM
It's allergy season, beware what the nose blows...
And what does The Nose blow? I hear it's boogers, but it's snot.....
*BA-BOOM-TING!*
Thank you folks! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
guerro619
07-01-2009, 06:38 PM
And what does The Nose blow? I hear it's boogers, but it's snot.....
*BA-BOOM-TING!*
Thank you folks! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Can the "Nose" smell what TTB is cooking.........
TurnerThaBurner
07-02-2009, 04:39 PM
it doesn't matter what he can smell!!!
EDIT: (I hate the no caps lock option! :mad:)
Lucid
07-02-2009, 04:41 PM
Was the nose abducted by aliens?
TurnerThaBurner
07-02-2009, 04:45 PM
Was the nose abducted by aliens?
Have E.T. phone home so we can all find out!
Lucid
07-02-2009, 04:46 PM
Have E.T. phone home so we can all find out!
After that one night ET no longer returns my phone calls
:(
TurnerThaBurner
07-02-2009, 04:51 PM
After that one night ET no longer returns my phone calls
:(
Oh..... are you referring to that little incident with "the probe?"
Lucid
07-02-2009, 04:55 PM
Oh..... are you referring to that little incident with "the probe?"
The probe, the peanut butter jar, the political thing (tea bagging)... I mean it was all in good fun.
ET doesnt have a sense of humor
TurnerThaBurner
07-02-2009, 04:57 PM
The probe, the peanut butter jar, the political thing (tea bagging)... I mean it was all in good fun.
ET doesnt have a sense of humor
Neither do I, cause now I'm bored.
Lucid
07-02-2009, 04:59 PM
Neither do I, cause now I'm bored.
Boo Hoo.... wanna go pick a fight with a mod?
TurnerThaBurner
07-02-2009, 05:02 PM
Boo Hoo.... wanna go pick a fight with a mod?
Yes..... wanna watch?
Lucid
07-02-2009, 05:03 PM
Yes..... wanna watch?
I am more of a cheap shot person myself... but sure
TurnerThaBurner
07-02-2009, 05:11 PM
I am more of a cheap shot person myself... but sure
Wanna make it a no-holds-barred tag team match?
Lucid
07-02-2009, 05:19 PM
Wanna make it a no-holds-barred tag team match?
Sure, I am sorta sick of getting exiled when I least expect it. How about we send a mod to Cabo?
TurnerThaBurner
07-02-2009, 05:38 PM
Sure, I am sorta sick of getting exiled when I least expect it. How about we send a mod to Cabo?
Sounds good!
And to add insult to injury..... let's send them to Cabo on that ugly Asia-Air Raiders plane.....
Lucid
07-02-2009, 05:41 PM
Sounds good!
And to add insult to injury..... let's send them to Cabo on that ugly Asia-Air Raiders plane.....
Ok lets attack. I'll take the front, you take the back
TurnerThaBurner
07-02-2009, 06:10 PM
Ok lets attack. I'll take the front, you take the back
Why the back? :( I want to be able to look my opponent in the eyes before throwing this handful of anthrax in his face.
MacNeil24
07-02-2009, 08:31 PM
Why do you guys keep typing off to the side like that?
TurnerThaBurner
07-02-2009, 08:33 PM
Why do you guys keep typing off to the side like that?
According to Lucid, it's the kewl new trend.
MacNeil24
07-02-2009, 08:59 PM
Well if Lucid said it...
TurnerThaBurner
07-02-2009, 09:51 PM
Well if Lucid said it...
Thus, I am officially breaking that trend by aligning my posts to the center of the page, as you can see here.
MacNeil24
07-02-2009, 09:55 PM
Well how do I know who's cooler out of you and Lucid?
Lucid
07-02-2009, 10:03 PM
Well how do I know who's cooler out of you and Lucid?
Um, I am beyond cool, I am entering the eurotrash / d-bag galaxy
MacNeil24
07-02-2009, 10:42 PM
Um, I am beyond cool, I am entering the eurotrash / d-bag galaxy
Well it's going to be tough for TTB to compete with that.
That is about as cool as the other side of the pillow in the middle of January.
TurnerThaBurner
07-02-2009, 11:16 PM
Um, I am beyond cool, I am entering the eurotrash / d-bag galaxy
But I've entered the Cabo galaxy numerous times and lived to talk about it. You've got nothing on me, bub.
Lucid
07-02-2009, 11:25 PM
But I've entered the Cabo galaxy numerous times and lived to talk about it. You've got nothing on me, bub.
Oh, Paleeze! I was banned for 6 months.
I wear nothing but Ed Hardy, Affliction and 6 sweat bands per arm while always rockin the fauxhawk... bring it.
FCBolt
07-02-2009, 11:28 PM
This is a battle for 2nd place.
Neither of you guys hold a candle to MJ.
TurnerThaBurner
07-02-2009, 11:37 PM
Oh, Paleeze! I was banned for 6 months.
I wear nothing but Ed Hardy, Affliction and 6 sweat bands per arm while always rockin the fauxhawk... bring it.
BFD! I once stomped a Rotweiller to death with my Adidas!
NOW WHAT??
TurnerThaBurner
07-02-2009, 11:47 PM
This is a battle for 2nd place.
Neither of you guys hold a candle to MJ.
You're right. Neither one of us holds a candle to Michael Jackson...
FCBolt
07-02-2009, 11:58 PM
You're right. Neither one of us holds a candle to Michael Jackson...
Give that guy a Pepsi.
TurnerThaBurner
07-03-2009, 12:01 AM
Give that guy a Pepsi.
I would moonwalk to Jacko's grave and give him a Pepsi if I could.
FCBolt
07-03-2009, 12:05 AM
I would moonwalk to Jacko's grave and give him a Pepsi if I could.
He gave up his hair for pepsi :LightsOut:
TurnerThaBurner
07-03-2009, 12:17 AM
He gave up his hair for pepsi :LightsOut:
I remember when that incident happened. I freaked out when I heard it reported on the news. I was only about 6 at the time, so go figure.
The guy sacrificed his own locks for the choice of a new generation. It's things like that he should be remembered for.
So next time you youngsters take a swig from your can of Pepsi, at least pay homage to Jacko's burnt hair.
FCBolt
07-03-2009, 12:19 AM
I remember when that incident happened. I freaked out when I heard it reported on the news. I was only about 6 at the time, so go figure.
The guy sacrificed his own locks for the choice of a new generation. It's things like that he should be remembered for.
So next time you youngsters take a swig from your can of Pepsi, at least pay homage to Jacko's burnt hair.
I was in high school. Took about 2 hrs for the jokes to start.
TurnerThaBurner
07-03-2009, 12:29 AM
I was in high school. Took about 2 hrs for the jokes to start.
Ironically, those jokes are still going on today in high schools everywhere. And if it's not about burnt hair & Pepsi, it's about little boys' peepees.
Kids these days! (*shakes head in disbelief*)
FCBolt
07-03-2009, 12:51 AM
Ironically, those jokes are still going on today in high schools everywhere. And if it's not about burnt hair & Pepsi, it's about little boys' peepees.
Kids these days! (*shakes head in disbelief*)
I'm so out if it......
I haven't even heard a MJ joke since he died.
What you got TTB?
TurnerThaBurner
07-03-2009, 12:56 AM
I'm so out if it......
I haven't even heard a MJ joke since he died.
What you got TTB?
You should go to You Tube and check out some of the rather disturbing comments & jokes left by random MJ haters on some of his videos. Some of the ones leaving those comments aren't even 17 yet.
But just to shoot the breeze, here's an old MJ joke.....
What does Michael Jackson & Wal-Mart have in common?
FCBolt
07-03-2009, 01:37 AM
You should go to You Tube and check out some of the rather disturbing comments & jokes left by random MJ haters on some of his videos. Some of the ones leaving those comments aren't even 17 yet.
But just to shoot the breeze, here's an old MJ joke.....
What does Michael Jackson & Wal-Mart have in common?
I guess I've gotta say 'what?'.
So..
'what?'
TurnerThaBurner
07-03-2009, 01:50 AM
I guess I've gotta say 'what?'.
So..
'what?'
They both have little boys' pants half-off.....
Moving on.....
Lucid
07-03-2009, 09:35 AM
BFD! I once stomped a Rotweiller to death with my Adidas!
NOW WHAT??
I once kissed a girl back to life after a witch gave her a poisonous apple, then the lame drama queen got locked up in a tower and I had to climb her nasty unwashed hair to save her... AND I DID!
TurnerThaBurner
07-03-2009, 11:01 AM
I once kissed a girl back to life after a witch gave her a poisonous apple, then the lame drama queen got locked up in a tower and I had to climb her nasty unwashed hair to save her... AND I DID!
Kissing a dead girl and then climbing up her nasty unwashed hair is unsanitary. :eek:
And I don't want to know what you did to her corpse before kissing her back to life.....
Lucid
07-03-2009, 11:20 AM
Kissing a dead girl and then climbing up her nasty unwashed hair is unsanitary. :eek:
And I don't want to know what you did to her corpse before kissing her back to life.....
Well you ain't hardcore till you cross the line into Necrophilia
TurnerThaBurner
07-03-2009, 11:23 AM
Well you ain't hardcore till you cross the line into Necrophilia
Okay, now you're intimidating me. Truce?
Lucid
07-03-2009, 11:27 AM
Okay, now you're intimidating me. Truce?
Screw truce lets go get some mods!
TurnerThaBurner
07-03-2009, 11:37 AM
Screw truce lets go get some mods!
Well, grab your pitchfork & torch so we can get down to business!
MacNeil24
07-03-2009, 12:53 PM
So much for people asking The Nose questions in this thread haha.
TurnerThaBurner
07-05-2009, 01:19 AM
So much for people asking The Nose questions in this thread haha.
Well, The Nose has mysteriously disappeared. Where has he gone? Only The Nose knows.
LA-Z-BOY--BE
07-05-2009, 04:51 AM
Well, The Nose has mysteriously disappeared. Where has he gone? Only The Nose knows.
well then, the big question to ask the nose is: where is the nose?
I don't think he'll tell us
X FACTOR
07-05-2009, 12:53 PM
I'm so out if it......
I haven't even heard a MJ joke since he died.
What you got TTB?
After the initial autopsy results found heart failure, those closer to the situation doubted the results and had a second one performed. The results:
it wasnt heart failure at all....it was food poisoning, seems he ate a 9 year old "hotdog". :eek:
Lucid
07-05-2009, 01:49 PM
So... anyone want to start a thread speculating on what 'the nose' did to get himself 47 years in a Tijuana prison?
FCBolt
07-05-2009, 02:29 PM
After the initial autopsy results found heart failure, those closer to the situation doubted the results and had a second one performed. The results:
it wasnt heart failure at all....it was food poisoning, seems he ate a 9 year old "hotdog". :eek:
pretty good pretty good.
anything underscoring the fact that he was a pedophile rather than someone to be respected is good with me.
FCBolt
07-05-2009, 02:30 PM
So... anyone want to start a thread speculating on what 'the nose' did to get himself 47 years in a Tijuana prison?
blew
.....................
Chargrfan
07-06-2009, 05:06 AM
Someone should start something like this "ask nose" thing again...
MacNeil24
07-07-2009, 12:22 PM
Someone should start something like this "ask nose" thing again...
Well the Nose has to be here so we can ask him questions.
Only The Nose knows the whereabouts of the Nose.