sunbiz1
10-27-2008, 08:44 AM
> Father O'Malley
>
> Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine
> spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked
> to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of
> the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a
> jacka.ss lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He
> promptly called the local police station.
>
> The conversation went like this:
> "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I
> help you?"
>
> "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father
> O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a jacka.ss lying
> dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send
> a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
>
> Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit,
> replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always
> my impression that you people took care of last
> rites!"
>
> There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
>
> Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly
> true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
>
> Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine
> spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked
> to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of
> the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a
> jacka.ss lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He
> promptly called the local police station.
>
> The conversation went like this:
> "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I
> help you?"
>
> "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father
> O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a jacka.ss lying
> dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send
> a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
>
> Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit,
> replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always
> my impression that you people took care of last
> rites!"
>
> There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
>
> Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly
> true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."