Elvis??

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Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so
long, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never been married
and he is curious as to what an American endures in everyday life.
So, he decides to go to the States before it is too late. He hops
on the plane bound for Nevada. He arrives in the Airport in Las Vegas.

As he is exiting the plane, someone in the airport runs up to him and
exclaims, "Elvis! Oh my God! It's Elvis! I knew you weren't dead
Elvis! How have you been?" Father looks at her and says, "Get outta
me face. Can't you see I'm not Elvis? I don't look a thing like Elvis."

The father moves on to his cab waiting outside. He hops in his cab
and he's a little upset so he tells the cabby, "Take me to my hotel
and step on it." The cabby turns and says, "Sure thing sir - Oh my
God! It's Elvis! I knew you weren't dead! I'm your number one fan!
It's so great to see you!" "Shut up, you imbecile. I'm not Elvis!
Now turn around and drive!"

So, the cabby speeds up to the hotel. Father O'Malley gets his
things and walks up to the hotel check-in counter. "Oh my God! Oh my
God! It's you!" screams the hotel clerk. "You're back Elvis! I knew
this day would happen. We saved everything just the way you like it!
Free cheeseburgers, peanut butter and fried banana sandwiches,
masseurs, complementary hookers and a full liquor bar! I'm so glad
you're back!"

Father O'Malley looks at the hotel clerk and says, "Thank you. Thank
you very much!"