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rcali bolt hed
04-16-2009, 04:01 PM
i posted a pic of this in the draft talk section,then i found this crazy Little plethora and thought hey its funny.

http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2008/07/31/rey-maualuga-is-not-as-he-seems/

Rey Maualuga Is Not as He Seems

Posted Jul 31, 2008 8:57PM By Brian Grummell (http://www.fanhouse.com/bloggers/brian-grummell/) (RSS feed (http://www.fanhouse.com/bloggers/brian-grummell/rss.xml))
Filed Under: USC (http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/category/usc/), General CFB Insanity (http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/category/general-cfb-insanity/)

http://www.blogcdn.com/ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/media/2008/07/rey-maualuga-new-look-1-180.jpgFierce, terrifying middle linebacker? Well, yes. You earn that when your near-decapitations of UCLA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTct4-vvhiQ) and Illinois quarterbacks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJhktBHplvg) become internet legend. Polynesian warrior? Sure, he's got the tattoos. But there's another side to "Rey Rey" he wants you to know about*: His feminine side.

At right, you have Maualuga waxing philosophical about gender issues and the modern man. For example, are the tribal tattoos just too masculine and awesome, or are they compatible with the more feminized modern man? Ask him, he's got the answer. Is pink "in" this year? He doesn't even have to answer that one because we already know.

Another question answered: does this set USC football back? Rey knows the answer, son: hell to the no. This is modern man, hear him roar. Now if you excuse him he's got some quarterbacks to bury.

More pictures after the jump.

*We assume USC is scrambling in damage control mode as we speak.

We knew you wanted more!

If you've ever wondered if you can play D-I football with those on, the answer is yes.
http://www.blogcdn.com/ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/media/2008/07/rey-maualuga-new-look-2-425.jpg
Now just don't bother asking for an autograph, can't you see the man's busy?
http://www.blogcdn.com/ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/media/2008/07/rey-maualuga-new-look-3-425.jpg

Totally Bolted
04-16-2009, 09:40 PM
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http://www.blogcdn.com/ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/media/2008/07/rey-maualuga-new-look-1-180.jpg


Kinda makes him even more scary. :eek:

BoltsUK
04-24-2009, 04:15 AM
I bet you wouldnt tell him he looked ridiculous

TurnerThaBurner
04-25-2009, 04:47 AM
http://www.blogcdn.com/ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/media/2008/07/rey-maualuga-new-look-1-180.jpg


All he needs now are the David Boston nipple rings and he'll be complete.

LightsOutLVI
04-25-2009, 06:10 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/media/2008/07/rey-maualuga-new-look-1-180.jpg


All he needs now are the David Boston nipple rings and he'll be complete.

Oh, and if you add animal print clothing, he'll be well on his way... Wait, he is set, he's going to the bungholes :D

LightsOut4ever
04-25-2009, 11:52 PM
thanks a lot guys..I bet it was the circulating of these pics that caused him to fall past us

SD Chargers21
04-26-2009, 06:35 AM
Yeah, it is all your fault!

jboysd1904
04-28-2009, 05:30 PM
Rey looks a little doughy next to Ellison.

http://www.blogcdn.com/ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/media/2008/07/rey-maualuga-new-look-3-425.jpg

PGHChargerfan
05-22-2009, 12:25 PM
At least he's wearing shorts under those skivvies! Yikes!

We should be thankful we weren't subjected to his 'other side'. I don't think we need the nightmares.

I'm glad Ellison wasn't looking as he was walking past.

AKSwiftYupik
05-22-2009, 12:34 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/media/2008/07/rey-maualuga-new-look-1-180.jpg


All he needs now are the David Boston nipple rings and he'll be complete.
may be has them.

supersteven
05-22-2009, 02:15 PM
I'm even happier we got Larry English now.

BMW
05-29-2009, 10:27 PM
Yeah I wouldn't want to see him without shorts and a pink thong lol