Let's sign him up: Chargers new starting ILB

[JoeMcRugby]

I want to see this guy's form on film. Sounds very promising!! :Cheers:


Gorilla Injures 1 During Escape at Zoo
By PETE IACOBELLI
AP
posted: 1 HOUR 14 MINUTES AGO

COLUMBIA, S.C. (June 12) - A 390-pound gorilla grabbed some low-hanging bamboo to scale a wall at a South Carolina zoo Friday, escaping his enclosure and tackling a worker before returning to his pen about five minutes later.

The gorilla at Riverbanks Zoo and Gardens ran into a pizza-stand employee who curled up and played dead to try to avoid further injuries, officials said. The man, who works for Aramark Corp., was taken to a hospital and released a short time later with cuts and bruises.

Zoo executive director Satch Krantz said the worker heard a strange sound, saw the gorilla outside the enclosure and turned to run.

"Then the gorilla did what gorillas do," he said.

The animal quickly closed the 30-foot gap between them and knocked the worker down.

Witness Juanita McAllister Caldwell told WLTX-TV (http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=74946&catid=2) that the gorilla was looking into her eyes as he stood just six feet away from her.

"Pounding on his chest and hollering just as you know in one of those King Kong movies," she said. While others around her ran, she stood still.

Shortly afterward, the gorilla went over another wall and back into his enclosure.
"By then, the gorilla realized he was probably somewhere he shouldn't have been and wanted to go home," Krantz said.

The culprit is believed to be a 16-year-old western lowland gorilla named Mike, though zoo officials said they didn't know for certain. Three gorillas are in the exhibit.

[Jaypee59]

I want to see this guy's form on film. Sounds very promising!! :Cheers:


i thought james harrison was a steeler?? hes a free agent? ;) lol

and plus hes a OLB you silly goose.

[Bolt4Life]

i thought james harrison was a steeler?? hes a free agent? ;) lol

and plus hes a OLB you silly goose.

I was thinking it was Haynesworth

[Jaypee59]

I was thinking it was Haynesworth


nooo my friend, he said linebacker, not DT.

btw, you look at harrisons picture and he fits the description very well.

[JoeMcRugby]

Alright, I need to move the thread to a different forum.

[FCBolt]

But AJ doesn't have the guts to pick him up.
What is the vet minimum for a 16yo gorilla anyway?
Are we too cheap even for that???????????????

[Jaypee59]

But AJ doesn't have the guts to pick him up.
What is the vet minimum for a 16yo gorilla anyway?
Are we too cheap even for that???????????????


not if its james harrison aka 16. yr. old gorilla.

we can use a guy like him, MLB?? not really we got siler/dobbins/burnett/cooper/wilhelm. safety seem reasonable??

[FCBolt]

not if its james harrison aka 16. yr. old gorilla.

we can use a guy like him, MLB?? not really we got siler/dobbins/burnett/cooper/wilhelm. safety seem reasonable??

Mike's 390. I don't think he can pull off safety.

[Jesse21SD]

For a second, I thought it was SD zoo. I was about to say, "DAMNIT, Why did I have to be off today!!!"

ahaha

[Shamrock]

Duckgorillas ???

[jackfrost]

Duckgorillas ???



Ohhh, that could work !!!!

[jackfrost]

Alright, I need to move the thread to a different forum.



Now what would possibly give you that idea Joe ???? http://forums.chargers.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[rcali bolt hed]

Okay, its obvious what position this Gorilla prefers just look at the name MIKE not SAM not WILL so its clear hes a MLB.But here's the thing I'm thinking he should be converted to a D lineman for the simple fact "stance".
All LBs stand up right/ 2 point stance, i think this might be a hinder to the players abilities.Clearly this g-unit is most comfortable in a 3 or 4 point stance,got to get the best out of a players natural style.

[JammerHammer23]

YOu kidding? Line him up at RG.

[rcali bolt hed]

Here is a pic from training camp, he looks to be in good physical condition.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/30/article-1132389-033E42C1000005DC-814_468x405_popup.jpg
Its just his off the field life style that comes to question
Paris Hilton And A Gorilla (http://www.monkeyology.com/2008/04/02/paris-hilton-and-a-gorilla/)

http://harvardlampoon.com/files/images/Parody%20Cover.gif

The National Geographic… with mr. gorilla on the cover. One should note Paris Hilton has a long history with primates. The NY Post reported about her birthday party
After downing TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon, guests reported seeing Hilton play with a monkey while a band of midgets led a pack of goats around the room.
It’s also said she had a pet monkey at one point, though apparently she doesn’t know her primates to well as it was a the nfl player gorilla gorilla.

(midgets and goats sounds like the JNCP)

[JammerHammer23]

Here is a pic from training camp, he looks to be in good physical condition.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/30/article-1132389-033E42C1000005DC-814_468x405_popup.jpg
Its just his off the field life style that comes to question
Paris Hilton And A Gorilla (http://www.monkeyology.com/2008/04/02/paris-hilton-and-a-gorilla/)

http://harvardlampoon.com/files/images/Parody%20Cover.gif

The National Geographic… with mr. gorilla on the cover. One should note Paris Hilton has a long history with primates. The NY Post reported about her birthday party
After downing TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon, guests reported seeing Hilton play with a monkey while a band of midgets led a pack of goats around the room.
It’s also said she had a pet monkey at one point, though apparently she doesn’t know her primates to well as it was a the nfl player gorilla gorilla.

(midgets and goats sounds like the JNCP)

We're gonna have to learn how to contain him. I think if he enters next year's draft he will fall to the 7th because of that off the field issue. I think we can keep him in line, and get a future HOFamer out of him.

[Jaypee59]

Mike's 390. I don't think he can pull off safety.


why not?

ellison and mike..man thatd be double the prescence at safety!

both hard hitters just waiting to knock someones head off.


We're gonna have to learn how to contain him. I think if he enters next year's draft he will fall to the 7th because of that off the field issue. I think we can keep him in line, and get a future HOFamer out of him.


7th...you kidding me? he'll be a 1st round prospect, but i think due to his issues hell fall right down to the 32nd pick and i think we'll be able to get him at the point.

[JammerHammer23]

why not?

ellison and mike..man thatd be double the prescence at safety!

both hard hitters just waiting to knock someones head off.





7th...you kidding me? he'll be a 1st round prospect, but i think due to his issues hell fall right down to the 32nd pick and i think we'll be able to get him at the point.

Not with those off the field issues... he will drop far even with his raw talent and brute strength... and teams will be scared to use him in TC because of injuries.... we will get a real winner in the 7th

[TurnerThaBurner]

Here is a pic from training camp, he looks to be in good physical condition.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/30/article-1132389-033E42C1000005DC-814_468x405_popup.jpg



I see Jamal's future replacement @ nose tackle!

[JammerHammer23]

I see Jamal's future replacement @ nose tackle!

He and Vaughn can have a match for the spot, but I think we know who wins.....