View Full Version : best kid friendly clean joke ever
KDog-ravens fan
09-06-2009, 06:41 PM
Q:What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear
miko760
09-06-2009, 06:45 PM
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
thehotdelancey
09-06-2009, 07:19 PM
What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back??
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
gracety
09-06-2009, 10:30 PM
knock knock?
who's there?
dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bath tub i'm drowning
SDFanInUK
09-08-2009, 06:33 PM
Intoduce yourself and ask/do this to a group of young kids, the kids will typically answer yes to all these questions...until the last question.
Will you remember me after a day?
Will you remember me after a week?
Will you remember me after a month?
Will you remember me after a year?
Knock, knock?
Then you answer the "Who's there?" "You already forgot who I am?" I did this in front of 4th graders and they got a good laugh out of it.
Yes, very cheesy for us adults, but very funny to the youngins. :)
Letsgobolts
09-14-2009, 05:20 PM
Q: What did the lion say after he ate the clown?
A: That tasted funny
hahahahahahahahaha. Wow am I corny