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FCBolt
10-15-2009, 06:43 PM
In preparation for his 510th post.
I'll kick it off:
Where in Portugal?
And why?
JammerHammer23
10-15-2009, 06:45 PM
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
FCBolt
10-15-2009, 07:09 PM
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Is it is possible that kramxel has no some cojones?
kramxel
10-15-2009, 07:16 PM
In preparation for his 510th post.
I'll kick it off:
Where in Portugal?
And why?
Oh my god!!!!
You shot Kenny!!!
Near Lisbon...
Why what?
P.S: Damn this ask thread creating spree!!!
kramxel
10-15-2009, 07:17 PM
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
That's an easy one!!!
On planet Earth!
kramxel
10-15-2009, 07:18 PM
Is it is possible that kramxel has no cojones?
Kramxel comes with a full set of portuguese saucage and corresponding cojones...
FCBolt
10-15-2009, 07:18 PM
Oh my god!!!!
You shot Kenny!!!
Near Lisbon...
Why what?
P.S: Damn this ask thread creating spree!!!
Why Portugal?
FCBolt
10-15-2009, 07:18 PM
Kramxel comes with a full set of portuguese saucage and corresponding cojones...
I fixed the original ;)
kramxel
10-15-2009, 07:19 PM
Why Portugal?
Ask my parents....
Damn them for being born here... and myself for being so far from the Q....
FCBolt
10-15-2009, 07:21 PM
Ask my parents....
Damn them for being born here... and myself for being so far from the Q....
You're Portuguese?
You must have grown up in the States though, correct?
kramxel
10-15-2009, 07:23 PM
You're Portuguese?
You must have grown up in the States though, correct?
Man, I guess this isn't your lucky day....
Never set foot in the US...
The farthest I've been is France, and that's in the wrong direction....
FCBolt
10-15-2009, 07:24 PM
Man, I guess this isn't your lucky day....
Never set foot in the US...
The farthest I've been is France, and that's in the wrong direction....
How is it then that your English puts Gooey's to shame?
:LightsOut:
kramxel
10-15-2009, 07:26 PM
How is it then that your English puts Gooey's to shame?
:LightsOut:
Go ask him...
I also use spell chek on IE.... that must be it...
kramxel
10-15-2009, 07:30 PM
http://www.embaixadadeportugal.jp/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mapalocal_en.png
http://maps.google.pt/maps?hl=pt-PT&safe=off&um=1&q=portugal%20mapa&ndsp=21&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=il
Just some extra info...
Jubilation T. Cornpone
10-15-2009, 07:41 PM
Twice now!!!!
I'm on a roll!!!
http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/Himg185/scaled.php?server=185&filename=18covbetteeyesbm4.gif&xsize=640&ysize=480
kramxel
10-15-2009, 07:43 PM
http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/Himg185/scaled.php?server=185&filename=18covbetteeyesbm4.gif&xsize=640&ysize=480
Welcome, sir to my humble establishment...
Jubilation T. Cornpone
10-15-2009, 07:45 PM
Welcome, sir to my humble establishment...
Thank you.
Dear Kramxel: Will I continue in a non corporeal form after my physical death in this body and did I exist in some form before I manifested here?
kramxel
10-15-2009, 07:52 PM
Thank you.
Dear Kramxel: 1-> Will I continue in a non corporeal form after my physical death in this body and 2-> did I exist in some form before I manifested here?
1-> Well it all depends on your will.... literally!
http://forums.chargers.com/showthread.php?t=70519&page=328
2-> I honestly bet you did.... I couldn't imagine the world through the ages without a JTC lurking around....
Jubilation T. Cornpone
10-15-2009, 08:02 PM
1-> Well it all depends on your will.... literally!
http://forums.chargers.com/showthread.php?t=70519&page=328
2-> I honestly bet you did.... I couldn't imagine the world through the ages without a JTC lurking around....
So I have to will myself to continue after my death? Sounds like a decision to be made and action to be taken soon, as when I die it will apparently be too late. So are you saying that the same is true of all of us. If so, then why are we doing anything other than willing ourselves to continue? (if you wish an after-life) Or maybe there is nothing to willing it and it only takes a moment to do so. So much is unanswered.
Jubilation T. Cornpone
10-15-2009, 08:08 PM
If there is a God, do you think that he will let you wear bags over your head in heaven. (assuming there is a heaven and that you have heads)
kramxel
10-15-2009, 08:10 PM
1->So I have to will myself to continue after my death? Sounds like a decision to be made and action to be taken soon, as when I die it will apparently be too late. 2-> So are you saying that the same is true of all of us. If so, then why are we doing anything other than willing ourselves to continue? (if you wish an after-life) 3->Or maybe there is nothing to willing it and it only takes a moment to do so. So much is unanswered.
1-> Most certainly!
Or your soul will be lost in the great incinerator!
2-> Well, to put it bluntly... your soul is made up by the collective of your experiences and what you have gone through in this life.
So it is natural that in terms of post-life sale values an experienced soul is much more valuable than a not so experienced one...
With that in mind you should do all you can in this life so that in the post-life you can rejoice in your success.
3-> In willing your soul, you not only guarantee an extra (infinite) surviving period for your soul, as you do guarantee that your life in this world has a purppose!
kramxel
10-15-2009, 08:11 PM
If there is a God, do you think that he will let you wear bags over your head in heaven. (assuming there is a heaven and that you have heads)
Of course!
In heaven you can do pretty much everything you want....
Jubilation T. Cornpone
10-15-2009, 08:13 PM
Of course!
In heaven you can do pretty much everything you want....
Is there sex in heaven?
And if yes, are babies born in heaven?
kramxel
10-15-2009, 08:14 PM
Is there sex in heaven?
And if yes, are babies born in heaven?
There's sex...
But it's always safe sex....
Heaven has it's own pill.
Jubilation T. Cornpone
10-15-2009, 08:15 PM
1-> Most certainly!
Or your soul will be lost in the great incinerator!
2-> Well, to put it bluntly... your soul is made up by the collective of your experiences and what you have gone through in this life.
So it is natural that in terms of post-life sale values an experienced soul is much more valuable than a not so experienced one...
With that in mind you should do all you can in this life so that in the post-life you can rejoice in your success.
3-> In willing your soul, you not only guarantee an extra (infinite) surviving period for your soul, as you do guarantee that your life in this world has a purppose!
Is this the ole "go to heaven or go to hell" thing.
kramxel
10-15-2009, 08:16 PM
Is this the ole "go to heaven or go to hell" thing.
It's more like put your soul to use or be recycled....
The incinerator is like this big recycling machine... new blank souls are produced at the expense of those futureless ones.
Jubilation T. Cornpone
10-15-2009, 08:17 PM
It's more like put your soul to use or be recycled....
The incinerator is like this big recycling machine... new blank souls are produced at the expense of those futureless ones.
Lastly, how do I know that all of what you say is true. Shouldn't I find out for myself?
kramxel
10-15-2009, 08:21 PM
Lastly, how do I know that all of what you say is true. Shouldn't I find out for myself?
If you find out for yourself without a proper plan to your soul, you will only find out part of it... and then you won't be able to do anything about it....
I have taken a tour to heaven, one of those pre-paid travel plans... that's how I know this stuff.... they have like a little angel that shows people around...
Jubilation T. Cornpone
10-15-2009, 08:23 PM
If you find out for yourself without a proper plan to your soul, you will only find out part of it... and then you won't be able to do anything about it....
I have taken a tour to heaven, one of those pre-paid travel plans... that's how I know this stuff.... they have like a little angel that shows people around...
I suspected as much. Ok, thx for the answers.
kramxel
10-15-2009, 08:25 PM
I suspected as much. Ok, thx for the answers.
No prob!
A warning, you should sell your soul as fast as you can....
You never know when the unexpected might happen...
boltcorpse
10-15-2009, 09:28 PM
A warning, you should sell your soul as fast as you can....
You never know when the unexpected might happen...
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/soulforsuperbowl/
23skidoo
10-15-2009, 09:51 PM
Dear Kramxel,
Are you a backwards printer company?
Signed
Why is ink so expensive?
guerro619
10-15-2009, 11:09 PM
Dear Kramy,
Since you've never been here in the states, what made you become a Charger Fan, much less a Football Fan???
kramxel
10-16-2009, 12:19 AM
Dear Kramxel,
Are you a backwards printer company?
Signed
Why is ink so expensive?
It's suffice that I say that it could have been my avatar inspiration...
No confirmation nor denial!
I've been using it for long now...
boltpride559
10-16-2009, 12:22 AM
Dear Kramxel,
Who are you and why do we need a "Ask Kramxel" thread?
Just wondering,
BP
kramxel
10-16-2009, 12:28 AM
Dear Kramy,
Since you've never been here in the states, what made you become a Charger Fan, much less a Football Fan???
It's a difficult question with a very simple, abeit somewhat long, answer.
I started watching football about 5 years ago... didn't know a thing about it... just had some curiosity....
As I watched it, and learned it, and eventualy fell in love with it, I started seeing more and more teams play....
In the end, only one team put a smile on my face when they scored (starting to scream at 3am in front of my PC)... and made me mad when they where scored against.... the Chargers....
That's when I realised I had found a team....
There are only 2 teams in sport that I'm crazy about: the Chargers in football and Benfica (the team I always supported) in the other football...
kramxel
10-16-2009, 12:29 AM
Dear Kramxel,
Who are you and why do we need a "Ask Kramxel" thread?
Just wondering,
BP
I am me... and go ask Ringo...
boltpride559
10-16-2009, 12:31 AM
Kramxel,
Why is your avi and sig upside down? Is that part of your "mojo"?
Just wondering again,
BP
kramxel
10-16-2009, 12:35 AM
Kramxel,
Why is your avi and sig upside down? Is that part of your "mojo"?
Just wondering again,
BP
Yes sir!
I'm in full reverse mojo for the upcoming MNF game!
If you want to learn more:
http://forums.chargers.com/showthread.php?t=70519&page=328
FCBolt
10-16-2009, 04:41 AM
Dear Kramxel,
How's all that vinho verde feeling now?
kramxel
10-16-2009, 04:50 AM
Dear Kramxel,
How's all that vinho verde feeling now?
Pretty, pretty nice!!!
http://zoliwine.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/img_8452.jpg
If you have the opportunity, try this!
It's a pretty accessible wine... and it's a personal favorite....
"Haja alegria com Casal Garcia"
Let there be joy with Casal Garcia!
kramxel
10-16-2009, 04:53 AM
Another recomendation.... a liquor this time:
http://www.buyinportugal.com/store/images/100291-01.jpg
I won't talk about Vinho do Porto, Port wine, because you probably have tried it... but that's always a must!
FCBolt
10-16-2009, 04:55 AM
Pretty, pretty nice!!!
http://zoliwine.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/img_8452.jpg
If you have the opportunity, try this!
It's a pretty accessible wine... and it's a personal favorite....
"Haja alegria com Casal Garcia"
Let there be joy with Casal Garcia!
Dear kramxel,
You rock--I'll seek that out.
And did you just take that pic?
Are you having a good lunch?
kramxel
10-16-2009, 05:00 AM
Dear kramxel,
You rock--I'll seek that out.
And did you just take that pic?
Are you having a good lunch?
Another recomendation:
http://www.buyinportugal.com/store/images/100288-01.jpg
I normaly only drink wine on special occasions... like dinner parties and such.... and never alone.
kramxel
10-16-2009, 05:05 AM
Do you have sangria over there?
http://www.thesunblog.com/gourmetgal/sangria.jpg
It's like a mix of, normally red wine sliced fruit... oranges, apples... and sugar... it's made on the fly and the ones sold on bottles are normally bad.
It's one of those things that you need to know the places that are good at making it...
boltpride559
10-16-2009, 08:45 AM
Do you have sangria over there?
http://www.thesunblog.com/gourmetgal/sangria.jpg
It's like a mix of, normally red wine sliced fruit... oranges, apples... and sugar... it's made on the fly and the ones sold on bottles are normally bad.
It's one of those things that you need to know the places that are good at making it...
Or you can just make it at home! :)
FCBolt
10-16-2009, 10:04 PM
Do you have sangria over there?
http://www.thesunblog.com/gourmetgal/sangria.jpg
It's like a mix of, normally red wine sliced fruit... oranges, apples... and sugar... it's made on the fly and the ones sold on bottles are normally bad.
It's one of those things that you need to know the places that are good at making it...
When friends come for Saturday night
It's nice to make up some Sangria wine
It's organic and it comes from the vine
It's also legal and it gets you so high
Yeah I love that Sangria wine
Love to drink it with old friends of mine
Yeah I love to get drunk with old friends of mine
When we're drinkin' that old Sangria wine
Whoa oh oh Woah oh oh I love Sangria wine
Whoa oh oh Woah oh oh I love Sangria wine
Start with some wine
Get some apples and brandy and sugar just fine
Old friends always show up on time
That's why you add Sparkling Burgandy wine
I love old Sangria wine
When I drink it with old friends of mine
Yeah I love to drink with old friends of mine
When we get drunk on that Sangria wine
In Texas on a Saturday night
Everclear is added to the wine sometimes
Some nachos, burritos and tacos
Who knows how it usually goes, it goes
Yeah I love that Sangria wine
Just like I love old friends of mine
They tell the truth when they're mixed with the wine
That's why I blend in the lemons and limes
And I love that Sangria wine
Love to drink it with old friends of mine
Yeah I love to drink with friends of mine
When we get drunk on that Sangria wine
Jerry Jeff Walker
FutbolAmericano
10-16-2009, 10:25 PM
Kramxel,
What are you studying in school?
Curious in Poway,
FA
[p.s., that sangria looks tasty!]
kramxel
10-18-2009, 06:21 PM
When friends come for Saturday night
It's nice to make up some Sangria wine
It's organic and it comes from the vine
It's also legal and it gets you so high
Yeah I love that Sangria wine
Love to drink it with old friends of mine
Yeah I love to get drunk with old friends of mine
When we're drinkin' that old Sangria wine
Whoa oh oh Woah oh oh I love Sangria wine
Whoa oh oh Woah oh oh I love Sangria wine
Start with some wine
Get some apples and brandy and sugar just fine
Old friends always show up on time
That's why you add Sparkling Burgandy wine
I love old Sangria wine
When I drink it with old friends of mine
Yeah I love to drink with old friends of mine
When we get drunk on that Sangria wine
In Texas on a Saturday night
Everclear is added to the wine sometimes
Some nachos, burritos and tacos
Who knows how it usually goes, it goes
Yeah I love that Sangria wine
Just like I love old friends of mine
They tell the truth when they're mixed with the wine
That's why I blend in the lemons and limes
And I love that Sangria wine
Love to drink it with old friends of mine
Yeah I love to drink with friends of mine
When we get drunk on that Sangria wine
Jerry Jeff Walker
Ahahaha!!
Nice find!!!
kramxel
10-18-2009, 06:31 PM
Kramxel,
What are you studying in school?
Curious in Poway,
FA
[p.s., that sangria looks tasty!]
Electrical Engeneering and Computer science (I think it's the equivalent to what you got over there)... specialization on Networks...
FutbolAmericano
10-19-2009, 08:53 AM
Electrical Engeneering and Computer science (I think it's the equivalent to what you got over there)... specialization on Networks...
That is a very good field to work in.
There is something called computer engineering, which is the combination of EE and CS. People who specialize in this will typically build circuits, program FPGAs and CPLDs, and design firmware for microprocessors. That's related to what I do. :)
It can be very frustrating, but even more rewarding.
Specialization in networks? That sounds more like software. Are you studying TCP/IP?
Have you been programming in C/C++?
thehotdelancey
10-19-2009, 11:05 AM
Kramxel,
Why don't you love me?
kramxel
10-19-2009, 05:12 PM
That is a very good field to work in.
There is something called computer engineering, which is the combination of EE and CS. People who specialize in this will typically build circuits, program FPGAs and CPLDs, and design firmware for microprocessors. That's related to what I do. :)
It can be very frustrating, but even more rewarding.
Specialization in networks? That sounds more like software. Are you studying TCP/IP?
Have you been programming in C/C++?
Just noticed my school site has an english version.... they translate it to Communication Networks Engineering...
I'm actually in my first year... despite being 26... I came back to study...
But yes, C/C++, Databases... basically all the Computer Engeneering fundamentals, and then the networking bits....
https://fenix.ist.utl.pt/cursos/lerc
If you wanna check it out...
kramxel
10-19-2009, 05:12 PM
Kramxel,
Why don't you love me?
But I do love you man!!!!
P.S: Who are you?
:layup
FCBolt
10-19-2009, 11:58 PM
Just noticed my school site has an english version.... they translate it to Communication Networks Engineering...
I'm actually in my first year... despite being 26... I came back to study...
But yes, C/C++, Databases... basically all the Computer Engeneering fundamentals, and then the networking bits....
https://fenix.ist.utl.pt/cursos/lerc
If you wanna check it out...
If the breeze is blowing from the west, does it affect C debugging?
Or is it the east?
FCBolt
10-19-2009, 11:59 PM
Kramxel,
Could you please bag up one of those cranes?
Thanks,
the ***un***official bagging crew
kramxel
10-20-2009, 12:01 AM
Kramxel,
Could you please bag up one of those cranes?
Thanks,
the ***un***official bagging crew
Going bagless for 2 weeks....
FCBolt
10-20-2009, 12:02 AM
Going bagless for 2 weeks....
Sack UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FutbolAmericano
10-20-2009, 10:55 AM
Just noticed my school site has an english version.... they translate it to Communication Networks Engineering...
I'm actually in my first year... despite being 26... I came back to study...
But yes, C/C++, Databases... basically all the Computer Engeneering fundamentals, and then the networking bits....
https://fenix.ist.utl.pt/cursos/lerc
If you wanna check it out...
Going back to study is a very good decision.
The curriculum looks like it is very similar to Computer Engineering, but heavier on the Computer Science than EE.
This is a fun field to work in.
If you ever need help with C/C++, just let me know.
boltcorpse
10-23-2009, 07:50 AM
Dear Kramxel,
The BHC has formulated a mojo-strategy for the upcoming game... to create baghead Norv avi's... however, we lack the photoshop skeelz to create said avi's.
Can you help us, sir... by designing several baghead Norv avi's and distributing them to the BHC masses?
Sincerely,
You are our only hope---
kramxel
10-25-2009, 03:30 AM
Dear Kramxel,
The BHC has formulated a mojo-strategy for the upcoming game... to create baghead Norv avi's... however, we lack the photoshop skeelz to create said avi's.
Can you help us, sir... by designing several baghead Norv avi's and distributing them to the BHC masses?
Sincerely,
You are our only hope---
I certainly will, sir!