Phillips Does A Whole Lotta' Rappin' [rhymes, please]

[PGHChargerfan]

When :95: is on the field rappin', what does he say?

You know I'm here for the paycheck
Don't worry, I won't lay the wood
I'd slam your QB to the turf
But, darn it, I just ain't that good

What DOES he say?!

[BOLTZ92185]

Call charger park. Flood their phones and leave a messege that you not happy. Let them know your not happy with aj and norv.

[El Tee]

The number's 95
I'm the class of the league
unless it's fourth quarter
and i'm all fatigued

The other side is Monster
and i'm wondering why
he said he was 100%
all a bunch of lies

Playing under Rivera
is such a drag
i'm invisible all evening
until i get a penalty flag

We shut down Denver
For about the first half
But the same old outcome
Made me want to laugh

Cause before the game
I tried hard to jab
Afterwards dinner at Ruth Chris
Made rookies pick up the tab

Could lose my job tommorow
and it wouldn't even phase me
who even cares
if this coaching staff even plays me

cause i gots my dollas
and i got my bling
sit around the couch
wait for the cell phone to ring

cause i'll sign a new deal
new home will think they got a steal
but they never will understand
that it's an idiot behind the wheel




****

I used to really like #95. But he has sucked ever since Merriman got hurt. Nothing to show us. Not worth his spot.

Enjoy the steak, buddy. Enjoy the steak.

[Chargerfn909]

The number's 95
I'm the class of the league
unless it's fourth quarter
and i'm all fatigued

The other side is Monster
and i'm wondering why
he said he was 100%
all a bunch of lies

Playing under Rivera
is such a drag
i'm invisible all evening
until i get a penalty flag

We shut down Denver
For about the first half
But the same old outcome
Made me want to laugh

Cause before the game
I tried hard to jab
Afterwards dinner at Ruth Chris
Made rookies pick up the tab

Could lose my job tommorow
and it wouldn't even phase me
who even cares
if this coaching staff even plays me

cause i gots my dollas
and i got my bling
sit around the couch
wait for the cell phone to ring

cause i'll sign a new deal
new home will think they got a steal
but they never will understand
that it's an idiot behind the wheel




****

I used to really like #95. But he has sucked ever since Merriman got hurt. Nothing to show us. Not worth his spot.

Enjoy the steak, buddy. Enjoy the steak.


lol, classic post!

[Grodyman]

Shawn "Marcellus Wiley" Phillips.

[mc attack]

Call charger park. Flood their phones and leave a messege that you not happy. Let them know your not happy with aj and norv.

We are the managers not AJ. We all mail our season tickets back to the Spanos clan with this note...." You took our money, but you won't take our time, because we're not wasting anymore here with this sorry excuse"
When they see the future loss of revenue it will force them into action.
We can do it, but there are too many homers here who blindly support them despite the product on the field.

[ViVaChargers]

Shawn "Marcellus Wiley" Phillips.
i loled when i read that.:Bolt:

[BOLTZ92185]

We are the managers not AJ. We all mail our season tickets back to the Spanos clan with this note...." You took our money, but you won't take our time, because we're not wasting anymore here with this sorry excuse"
When they see the future loss of revenue it will force them into action.
We can do it, but there are too many homers here who blindly support them despite the product on the field.



Fans stop buying Charger hats,jerseys, shirts etc. Fans stop buying tickets maybe the lose in revenue might wake up Dean Spanos from the spell AJ has over him.

[binici]

My name is Phillips,
I ain't the Illist.
I'll try to get a sack,
but instead I'll talk smack.
You know we don't got game,
so why bother playing and just be lame.

[mc attack]

Schizzle my nizzle
Riveras got a riddle
What do do with Lights Out
He cannot blow a fart out

And by the same token
Our safeties they are broken
With virtually no pass rush
It makes this long term fan blush

I love Rivers and Jackson
That tandem gives us action
Alas my head is thinking
This team, they be stinking!

Doo Wop.

[Chargersrmylife]

once upon a time they called me "the other guy"
and now I am referred to as "what guy"
as soft as an flabby ass cheek
I play so soft my Jersey never reaks
but thats okay cuz at the end of the day
win or lose I am still gettin paid
so i hit up the club with my boy cooper
both of us deserve to be on football bloopers
we can't tackle or stop the run
ask how many sacks I got in the past two years and its none
for the past 2 years I have been MIA
and now shawne needs roids again to actually show up and play
as for me I will just run my mouth
because I do that better than shuttin down a route