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Old 11-27-2012, 02:09 PM
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Uh, why are we using football euphamisms? Baseball is so much more clear.

Joshie- have you gotten to first base yet? You have to get there before you even get ready to take 'er home. I mean, usually.
I believe I used a basketball, a baseball, and a football euphanism in my advice.
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I believe I used a basketball, a baseball, and a football euphanism in my advice.
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Yoshie. Use the pickup lines. If you need more, just ask. There gold. I'm the GooRoo with the chicas.
1982 called. They're missing some pickup lines.
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"Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see."

Works. Every. Time.
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She leaves Sydney on Thursday. Only tomorrow to do something and i don't think i can do anything that quickly.

I got some ideas for GC, so i'll just go with those.
Go ask her out for dinner. Tell her you want to talk over the details of the Gold Coast trip. Maybe plan some sort of itinerary.

Are you going skydiving with her? Man, talk about a bond if you did. Wow.
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WOMM.... Day off tomorrow leaves and acorn roundup.
I need to get down to Saint George, and get me some pecans and walnuts. There are trees down there everywhere, and you can take all you want.

If someone hasn't beaten you to them yet.

I got about 10 pounds of each last year, and there were still lots left.

It's that time of year.
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Dont know if I posted this before I have a 50-60 foot Oak tree in my back yard. Its dropping Acorns and leaves now its not too bad but far from done. I did a rough count a few years back over 2000 Acorns on the ground that year. I planted 200 at my sisters and gave away about 200 more that year. I just throw them away.
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Joshie,

If I may weigh in on the situation...

- Every time you see her, tell her how nice she looks. You are thinking it, just tell her. Don't go with the "You are hot" or anything remotely sexual. Go with a specific thing, like "Your hair looks nice", "I love that perfume", or "You are so pretty." I know that is a difficult thing to say, because it puts your feelings out there, but girls like to hear that. They take time to look nice, and being told they are successful is key.

- Ask her if she would mind if you hold her hand. Again it seems corny, but it shows her you want to move to that step and you respect her enough to ask her. Same goes for giving her a kiss.

- When the kiss time comes, don't go overboard on the first one. If she likes it, you will know and you can increase in both duration and intensity.

You are in prime position right now. Now make your move and be confident and respectful.
You're spot on with the first part. I'd think saying something nice would come easily but it doesn't.

Second part is what i think i'm going to go with when i try take her out to dinner.
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Uh, why are we using football euphamisms? Baseball is so much more clear.

Joshie- have you gotten to first base yet? You have to get there before you even get ready to take 'er home. I mean, usually.
So many people seem to have variations on the baseball ones. I think the Football ones work better.

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Go ask her out for dinner. Tell her you want to talk over the details of the Gold Coast trip. Maybe plan some sort of itinerary.

Are you going skydiving with her? Man, talk about a bond if you did. Wow.
We talked about it all last night and sort of said when asking her it was so i could see her before she went to Byron Bay.

She is doing the skydiving far away. Byron Bay is like a couple hours away from the Gold Coast. Going with her "best friend" since he was the one who bought it for her birthday. She doesn't seem too keen on it but doesn't want to waste it.
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You're spot on with the first part. I'd think saying something nice would come easily but it doesn't.


She is doing the skydiving far away. Byron Bay is like a couple hours away from the Gold Coast. Going with her "best friend" since he was the one who bought it for her birthday. She doesn't seem too keen on it but doesn't want to waste it.
Joshie,
if this girl is that special, you should be noticing everything. Did she change her hair style? Have you notice her nail color? Even the shoes she wears? Take notice and mention those. That is what will speak volumes. You won't even have to tell he you like her. She will know and love you for it.

What does she like to do again? Is she a thrill junkie?
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