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You do have your own skeletons.

Skeletons? Is that what's the cabinet?
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No, thank you for Orlando Franklin.
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I was referring to your Super Bowl debacle.
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No, thank you for Orlando Franklin.
Meh.

So I guess I better throw this classic pic out there one last time for enjoyment, before he becomes one of our own tomorrow. Must've been all part of the master plan



We should probably get one last laugh at this one too, given how the guy #74 was supposed to be blocking nearly turned that safety into a TD:

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Yes a big 6'7" thanks!
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While I think it's hilarious at this point in the off-season, it's still the smack shack, so.....

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300...iota-much-more
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Denver was the conference's most talented team as recently as January, but the Broncos flopped in the postseason because of an injured/over-the-hill (?) Peyton Manning and, as NFL Media's Bucky Brooks asserts, a general lack of toughness. Now the team has lost 2012 scapegoat Rahim Moore, run stuffer "Pot Roast" Knighton, versatile O-lineman Orlando Franklin and TD maker Julius Thomas (who, you might have heard, played college basketball). Meantime, the Chiefs, Chargers and even the Raiders (!) have closed the gap in the race for the West. Don't be surprised when the Bolts take the top spot. Unless K.C. takes it.
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That should instill a lot of confidence in you Donk fans, when this is what is being thrown out there in the offseason.
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Breaking news from the owner's meeting. John Horseface and Potatohead Manning told the NFL that if their list of demands weren't met, both would immediately retire, and in turn sue the NFL. Faced with losing its two media darlings, the NFL instituted the following rule changes for the 2015-2016 NFL season.

1. After every offensive snap, Potatohead will receive 60 seconds of pure oxygen in the huddle. There will be no time-out necessary by the Donks.

2. After every 2nd down, Potatohead will receive a Geritol tablet, and some Metamucil to wash it down. Again, no time-out is necessary.

3. After every third down, Potatohead will receive a flag for no reason, and be awarded an automatic first down.

4. Potatohead will be taken to the huddle via cart, and helped onto his feet by two attendants. They will remain on each side of him for the duration of the play, and do not count towards the "men on the field" rule. When necessary, they can also help block to ensure Potatohead stays upright.

5. Any defensive player who makes any physical contact with Potatohead will receive a 45 yard unnecessary roughness penalty. This will result in an automatic first down, a loss of 3 points by the opposing team, and a bonus down will be awarded to the Donks, which they can use at any time during the remainder of the game.

6. Any pass that falls incomplete within 15 yards of the end zone will be ruled an automatic touchdown. A pass caught inside the actual end zone will count as 14 points.

7. Any ref that does not award Potatohead a flag when he motions for one, will be immediately terminated from the league. Replacements, made very aware of the flag rule, will be standing by on the sidelines to be put into service on a moment's notice.

8. Extra point kicks are worth 5 points for Donkville.

9. Field goals made from over 25 yards out count the same as a touchdown.

10. The Donks will win the Super Bowl this year. If they do not, the entire 2015-2016 NFL season will be declared null and void. Potatohead will still be named the NFL MVP, as well as the Super Bowl MVP. He will also be awarded with 5 new NFL records. Those records may never before been heard of, but will be set by Potatohead nonetheless to help pad his legacy.
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While I think it's hilarious at this point in the off-season, it's still the smack shack, so.....

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300...iota-much-more

Its not that hilarious. The Donks are stepping down from their High Mule of recent years. Much has gone down hill there.
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Breaking news from the owner's meeting. John Horseface and Potatohead Manning told the NFL that if their list of demands weren't met, both would immediately retire, and in turn sue the NFL. Faced with losing its two media darlings, the NFL instituted the following rule changes for the 2015-2016 NFL season.

1. After every offensive snap, Potatohead will receive 60 seconds of pure oxygen in the huddle. There will be no time-out necessary by the Donks.

2. After every 2nd down, Potatohead will receive a Geritol tablet, and some Metamucil to wash it down. Again, no time-out is necessary.

3. After every third down, Potatohead will receive a flag for no reason, and be awarded an automatic first down.

4. Potatohead will be taken to the huddle via cart, and helped onto his feet by two attendants. They will remain on each side of him for the duration of the play, and do not count towards the "men on the field" rule. When necessary, they can also help block to ensure Potatohead stays upright.

5. Any defensive player who makes any physical contact with Potatohead will receive a 45 yard unnecessary roughness penalty. This will result in an automatic first down, a loss of 3 points by the opposing team, and a bonus down will be awarded to the Donks, which they can use at any time during the remainder of the game.

6. Any pass that falls incomplete within 15 yards of the end zone will be ruled an automatic touchdown. A pass caught inside the actual end zone will count as 14 points.

7. Any ref that does not award Potatohead a flag when he motions for one, will be immediately terminated from the league. Replacements, made very aware of the flag rule, will be standing by on the sidelines to be put into service on a moment's notice.

8. Extra point kicks are worth 5 points for Donkville.

9. Field goals made from over 25 yards out count the same as a touchdown.

10. The Donks will win the Super Bowl this year. If they do not, the entire 2015-2016 NFL season will be declared null and void. Potatohead will still be named the NFL MVP, as well as the Super Bowl MVP. He will also be awarded with 5 new NFL records. Those records may never before been heard of, but will be set by Potatohead nonetheless to help pad his legacy.
Works for me lol.
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