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Old 10-18-2004, 03:13 PM
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A man appears before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him in the mouth, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."
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Old 10-20-2004, 06:16 PM
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HAHAHA nice.
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Old 10-20-2004, 06:55 PM
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LOL! Too funny
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I dont get it
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Old 10-21-2004, 04:50 PM
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I dont get it
you kidding?
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Old 10-21-2004, 08:48 PM
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I dont get it
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."

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Geekster ... that was one of the best jokes I've seen in awhile. Can't wait to tell it at work Monday. We tell jokes all the time, and it's been awhile since we've had one this good.

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Old 12-11-2004, 07:11 PM
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I dont get it
The biker killed him[img]i/expressions/SDG_Bolt.gif[/img]
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Old 12-11-2004, 07:13 PM
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Good Joke. There are a lot of those kind of jokes out there but that is the best I've heard
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A classic joke but still funny
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