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02-06-2005, 02:12 PM
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What do you call a faider fan with a 6th grade education?
A genius!
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02-07-2005, 03:40 PM
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All of these jokes are pretty funny. Wish I had one of my own.
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02-07-2005, 10:05 PM
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What do you call raider fan on the moon? - a problem What do you call 20 raider fans on the moon?- a problem What do you call every raider fan on the moon? Problem solved!
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02-07-2005, 10:57 PM
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I havent heard this joke in a while so bear with me....
There are 3 guys.....a Chargers fan, a Patriots fan, and a Raiders fan- and they were all special forces/CIA types who were looking to make it into the uppermost posts in the agency. The heads of the agency, dressed in suits and unsmiling, lead them down a dark hall to a hallway with 2 doors.....they all went into the first door. When they got in there they were told that their wives would be tied to a chair in the second room, and in a minute they would go in to the room one at a time and kill their wives one by one. Each one was given a gun and the first man, the Charger fan, was told to start off. The man put on his game face and went out the first door, but turned around before he went into the second door...he told the agency that he just couldnt do it. He was told to leave and the gun was given to the second fan.....the Patriots fan. The Pats fan took the gun and with steel in his eyes, he walked through the first and then the second door...after a few moments of silence he came back in to the room and told the agents that after seeing his wife there tied up on the chair, she looked so helpless and he couldnt do it....the man was asked to leave. Now it was just the Raiders fan and the agents. They gave him a nod and with that the Raiders fan went through the first and second door....the agents listened for the cue that the deed was being done. From the second room came a loud BANG_BANG_BANG_BANG_BANG_BANG....six shots rang out and a pause.......then all of a sudden came smashing sounds and snarling, and wood splintering and a blood curdling scream..... The Raiders fan came back in the room sweating and covered in blood....he said "You should have told me there were just blanks in the gun....I had to beat her to death with the chair!" I hope that was worth all the reading!
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02-08-2005, 09:16 AM
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02-08-2005, 05:38 PM
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What do you call a bunch of raider fans running down the street?
Jailbreak!
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02-15-2005, 05:03 PM
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two raider fans are in a car flat out drunk.
Who's driving? THE COPS
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