20 Blonde Jokes

[LTfan4life]

No offense to Blondes...my girlfriend is one [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

1) Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a porche.

2) Q: Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice bottle?
A: Because it said concentrate.

3) Q: How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer.

4) Q: What's the diff between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

5) Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on top of her.

6) Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.

7) Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?

8) Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say "Hello"

9) Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.

10) Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a natural blonde?
A: Blow in her ear - if natural, watch as she floats...

11) Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
A: Double-dumb.

12) Q: Why did the blonde go to the rehab center?
A: Because she thought she was hooked on phonics

13) Q: What is foreplay for a blonde?
A: 30 mins of begging.

14) Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's quite difficult opening the legs of an Ironing Board.

15) Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A: An air mattress.

16) Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?
A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.

17) Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

18) Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: She didn't want to waken the sleeping pills.

19) Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

20) Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

[rule12b]

A blond and her boyfriend are walking along and a pigeon flying over head takes a dump right on the poor guy's head. "Quick!" he says to his girlfriend as the poo runs down his forhead, "get me some toilet paper!"

"Sweetie," the blond explains authoritatively, "that pigeon will be long gone by the time I get back!"

[mgpretzel]

A blonde was speeding, and a cop pulled her over. the Cop happend to be blond as well. The Blonde Cop walked up and asked to see her drivers license. The blonde franticly looked through her purse.
Finally she aksed
"Well, What does it look like?"
The Blonde Cop said
"it is rectangular and it has your picture on it."
So the Blonde looked through her purse and found a mirror and she saw her reflection and said to the cop "here" and handed it to her. The Blonde cop looked at it and gave it back. and said " I'm sorry I didn't know you were a Cop!"

I know.... its corney!