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Old 11-29-2005, 04:18 PM
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How many Raider Fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50, 2 to screw in the bulb, and 30 to tell you how manny super bowls they have, the other 18 left in the 2nd qrt.
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Old 11-29-2005, 05:03 PM
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Know how to keep the Oakland Raiders off your front lawn?


Answer: Put up a goal post.
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Old 12-03-2005, 12:49 PM
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ok, a kid goes to his counselor and says he wants to live somewhere else because hes getting beat. The counselor asks if he wants to live with his dad, but he says no because he beats him. The counselor asks if he wants to live with one of his aunts, and he says no because they beat him too. Then, she asks if he wants to live with his grandparents, and he says no, because they beat him too. Finally, the counselor asks "who do you want to live with"?!!? He says, the raiders, cause they dont beat anybody.
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Old 12-03-2005, 05:25 PM
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Tuesday night i was listening to 93.10 Jack FM when they played the following joke live on the air. Short but sweet.

What do the Raiders and a Hummingbird have in common.

They both SUCK !!!!.......
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Old 12-03-2005, 05:50 PM
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Tuesday night i was listening to 93.10 Jack FM when they played the following joke live on the air. Short but sweet.

What do the Raiders and a Hummingbird have in common.

They both SUCK !!!!.......
What do u call a raider fan on the moon? A problem
What u call 20 Raider fans on the moon? A problem

What do you call every single Faider fan on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
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Old 12-03-2005, 06:39 PM
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Tuesday night i was listening to 93.10 Jack FM when they played the following joke live on the air. Short but sweet.

What do the Raiders and a Hummingbird have in common.

They both SUCK !!!!.......
Hummingbirds are experts at flying backwards.

The Raiders are experts at moving backwards.

Hummingbirds build a nest so they can lay eggs.

The Raiders frequently lay an egg at home.

Although...

You can often see hummingbirds in your backyard when you are at home.

Nobody sees the Raiders when they are at home because they don't sell out their home games.
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Old 12-12-2005, 01:40 AM
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The beating one was good, lol
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