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SDRaiderH8er
04-13-2005, 12:06 PM
YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until! you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have SEX. (more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4.. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755....
If you haven't, add 1754 .....


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


You should have a three digit number .


The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have SEX each week).

The next two numbers are .........

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK,SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

chargertom
04-13-2005, 12:13 PM
Very cool H8er ... worked like a champ.

Thanks!

Go Chargers! :Bolt:

Chargers
04-15-2005, 05:10 PM
Dang! It worked on me too.....this is awesome heheheh

broncossuck7
04-15-2005, 08:21 PM
cool stuff

sdchrger
04-15-2005, 08:28 PM
Sad but true, My sex math equation is 0+0=0 :mad:

spysnipedis
04-15-2005, 09:03 PM
thats frickin weird.

spysnipedis
04-15-2005, 09:07 PM
Actually it can work for 2006 too. Just by chaning two numbers.

. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have SEX. (more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4.. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756....
If you haven't, add 1755 ..... ( Thats The Change and it will work for 2006)


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


You should have a three digit number .


The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have SEX each week).

The next two numbers are .........

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

SDRaiderH8er
04-16-2005, 10:35 AM
thats frickin weird.Thats because I am a genius, now if I could only figure out 6 numbers for the lotto I would be set :D

LTfan4life
04-16-2005, 12:32 PM
Wow....just....wow..... :eek:

TrabucoWR
04-16-2005, 12:34 PM
Oh my God dude how the hell did that work? I couldn't believe that when I saw it.

sdchrger
04-16-2005, 01:29 PM
Oh my God dude how the hell did that work? I couldn't believe that when I saw it.


Whatever number you choose between 2 and 10 will work. It's just a cool little formula.

SDRaiderH8er
04-16-2005, 01:31 PM
Oh my God dude how the hell did that work? I couldn't believe that when I saw it.


I think I would have a better chance of explaining Einsteinís Theory of Relativity and itís correlation to Particulate Matter in a subterfuge in counterclockwise motion in a negative charged stratosphere.