View Full Version : I need some help.

04-26-2005, 04:54 PM
To all my family and friends,

I need some help.

My cousin's cat had kittens and he was able to give away all but 3 of them. I told him I would help him find homes for the last 3. I can't take one because my son and I are allergic but if three of you could take just one it would be such a help and the kittens could have a nice home. Since he lives up by the Nuclear Power Plant, I'll go pick them up for you.

I've attached pictures of the last 3 kittens.

Will you help?


04-26-2005, 06:39 PM
LOL the 2nd one looks like a rat.

04-26-2005, 10:19 PM
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so his teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."