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Diehard_bolt
06-28-2005, 08:54 PM
I had to post this. It's a little old and some of you may have heard it. It doesn't apply to us anymore now, but really did a few years ago. I can actually laugh (not cry) now when I hear it in my head:


This guy goes to a bar that has a charger theme all over it but the bartender tells him he can't bring in his dog, a poodle.

"But you don't understand, Bambi is the greatest Charger fan of all time. Can't you tell by her fur died in throwback blue and gold, or the bolts shaved into her, or the mock helmet cut into the fur of her nappy head!"

Oh..allright" the bartender agrees reluctantly.

So he sits at the bar with his dog as everyone in the bar watches the pre-game show.

So when the players are being announced and running out the tunnel, the poodle stands up on her hind legs and starts barking as she walks backwards and starts to spin around like a ballerina.

Everyone is amazed and is cheering on the dog.

So later in the game, the Chargers drive down into the red-zone but barely manage to squeak in a field-goal.

The dog starts barking and doing back-flips all the way down the bar.

The bartender gives the owner a free drink and starts to pet the dog.

"Your right, this the greatest Charger fan I have ever seen. What does she do when they score a touchdown?"

The man slowly and painfully replies: "I don't know, I've only had her 5 years now"

TrabucoWR
06-29-2005, 03:16 PM
That is pretty funny, good thing it doesn't apply to us anymore;)



Wow, my 700th post and it came in the joke section:D

wyattearp65
06-30-2005, 03:12 PM
That is pretty funny, good thing it doesn't apply to us anymore;)



Wow, my 700th post and it came in the joke section:D
funny joke I hope I wont be hearing it again for at least 5 years!!!LOL :D

thehotdelancey
06-30-2005, 10:07 PM
woo! Hoo! Ooh! my side aches! not really, but still, clever joke!

punkitty
07-17-2005, 02:31 PM
Hey, cant we change that to a Raider joke now?!?!?! :Bolt:

Havoc3_20
07-17-2005, 06:55 PM
We could also change it to a dolphins joke

lightningstrike
07-17-2005, 08:40 PM
That was pretty funny. Please tell another So I can tell my family more jokes.



:Helmet: GOOOOOOOOO CHARGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!