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riverhead
08-24-2005, 08:01 AM
I get a kick out of reading these sometimes. Old Al had some good one-liners: Enjoy.

http://www.angelfire.com/hi3/pearly/humor/bundy.html

BCBoltFan
08-24-2005, 08:12 AM
I get a kick out of reading these sometimes. Old Al had some good one-liners: Enjoy.

http://www.angelfire.com/hi3/pearly/humor/bundy.html
I miss that show. Not only was it consistently funny, there were never any warm huggy moments wrecking the harshness. Thanks for the link! :Beer:

riverhead
08-24-2005, 01:03 PM
I miss that show. Not only was it consistently funny, there were never any warm huggy moments wrecking the harshness. Thanks for the link! :Beer:

I miss Al too.:(

pilar
08-24-2005, 04:59 PM
thanks for sharing... it was hilarious!

geekster
08-24-2005, 05:09 PM
Classic Al Bundy:
I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard.

riverhead
08-24-2005, 08:55 PM
Classic Al Bundy:


Loved that show Geekster. Of course you know that none of those quotes relate to the Tinkster. I've got it made.

geekster
08-24-2005, 10:56 PM
Loved that show Geekster. Of course you know that none of those quotes relate to the Tinkster. I've got it made.
ABSOLUTELY! :D:Beer:

The wife at this end of the wire used to set with me and laugh at Al as loud as I did! Never once did she say "just like a man!" (Although that phrase *has* come up a time or two watching movies. ;))..

Chargers Rule!
08-26-2005, 04:19 PM
"Four touchdowns in one game" and "lets rock!" are priceless!:D :Beer:

Havoc3_20
08-26-2005, 05:49 PM
Al (to a trio of fat women) : So do you really work for Victoria's Secret?
Fat Woman : Yes, we work for the plus size store for Victoria's Secret. It's called Victoria's BIG secret.
Al : I don't think Victoria can hold a secret this big.


I'm afraid I may not know what cool is anymore

I never really appreciated this show when it was on the air and I find myself all the time now thinking I would love to see that show on TV again

BCBoltFan
08-26-2005, 09:55 PM
riverhead, what was Al's woman hating club called? My wife loved the show too!

riverhead
08-27-2005, 02:43 AM
riverhead, what was Al's woman hating club called? My wife loved the show too!


BCBoltaFan,

That would be the NO MA'AM CLUB:

Here are the No Ma'am Commandments:

BUNDYISMS:

9 SACRED COMMANDMENTS

1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes
"snack trays."
2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers: see rule three.
5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get
babes.
6. Everyone should car pool except me.
7. Bring back the word "stewardesses".
8. Synchronized Swimming is not a sport.
9. Mudwrestling is a sport.

:)

BCBoltFan
08-27-2005, 08:57 AM
BCBoltaFan,

That would be the NO MA'AM CLUB:

Here are the No Ma'am Commandments:

BUNDYISMS:

9 SACRED COMMANDMENTS

1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes
"snack trays."
2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers: see rule three.
5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get
babes.
6. Everyone should car pool except me.
7. Bring back the word "stewardesses".
8. Synchronized Swimming is not a sport.
9. Mudwrestling is a sport.

:)
no ma'am, that's right, thanks! "snack trays", I love it! Where I live, there are re-runs for just about every show ever made, except "Married With..." :mad: I see now we can even purchase the entire series of "friends", all 10 seasons, 100 plus hours, but no Al. :(

Havoc3_20
08-29-2005, 05:27 PM
I saw this show at Bestbuy today and was considering buying it I believe the first four seasons are available

riverhead
08-29-2005, 07:07 PM
I saw this show at Bestbuy today and was considering buying it I believe the first four seasons are available

I'm heading to BestBuy. Thanks Havoc.

BCBoltFan
08-29-2005, 08:00 PM
I'm heading to BestBuy. Thanks Havoc.
LOL- let me know how you make out, that would make a great anniversary gift! :D

Havoc3_20
08-30-2005, 05:41 AM
The only reason I didnt Buy it is because I already have so many TVshows on DVD I have about 30 seasons from about 14 different shows

BlaCkStaR619
09-03-2005, 05:24 PM
The show still comes on FX all the time. Check your guides youll see it.

Havoc3_20
09-09-2005, 08:30 PM
I ordered the first two seasons on Amazon and they got here this morning I watched about the first 5 episodes and all of them are hilarious.

Shamrock
09-11-2005, 11:57 PM
The first few years were the best.

Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.

The home shopping network! There's a good idea for women! It was a little too hard driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass!!!
Pretty women make us BUY bear. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Al "T.D." Bundy
08-08-2006, 01:22 PM
Al (to a trio of fat women) : So do you really work for Victoria's Secret?
Fat Woman : Yes, we work for the plus size store for Victoria's Secret. It's called Victoria's BIG secret.
Al : I don't think Victoria can hold a secret this big.


I'm afraid I may not know what cool is anymore

I never really appreciated this show when it was on the air and I find myself all the time now thinking I would love to see that show on TV again\

That's why I own every episode on DVD.

Praise eBay baby!

jubei
08-08-2006, 01:43 PM
The first few years were the best.
Those quotes are classic Sham! ROFLMAO!!!

TrabucoWR
08-08-2006, 01:54 PM
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That's why I own every episode on DVD.

Praise eBay baby!
One of the best shows of all time, I watch the re-runs whenever I get the chance. I've been meaning to buy on of the seasons on dvd. Any suggestions on which one I should buy T.D. Bundy?

Rip
08-10-2006, 04:16 AM
By far the greatest show on earth!!!!!!

My favorite Quote i can remember off the top of my head is


Fat Lady: I want my money back. I've worn these shoes only once and they split at the sides.
Al: Let me explain. Just like an elevator, there's a 2 ton weight limit. How about I just nail the soles to the bottom of your feet to give you added traction while you're pulling the ice wagon.
Fat Lady: You'll be hearing from my attorney.
Al: Is that the law firm of Haggen and dazs??

I love this show, watch it every night (comes on at 1am on my network 13 and FX) and its not on, watch the dvds (have first 5 seasons on dvd)

Rip
08-10-2006, 04:39 AM
Peg - Come on honey, take this "How well do you know your mate" Quiz
Al - Oh i hate those quizes, their designed to bury men, Im not playing
Peg - Question 1, You have to close your eyes for this one, "What color is my hair"
Al - (Pausing, looks back at peg) Red
Peg - Well good
Peg - Question two "Who would you rather spend the night with?" "A" your wife or "B" ...
Al - B!


I almost died when i resaw that episode when i bought the season 5 DVD, there are alot of great quotes in that episode

Like

Marcy - Well i went to this banking seminar this weekend, and i guess the whole world knows no one parties like a banker, Anyway, All i know is that i woke up this morning with a man in my bed, I dont even know who he is
Al - Well thats easy, he slept with you, Hes the stupidest man on earth

and

Bud - We have enough info to tell the neighbors
Kelly - To SELL the neighbors
Bud - Do you do nothing for free???

:D

Rip
08-10-2006, 04:42 AM
Al: - " Peg, you'll never believe what happened at work today."
Peg - " Tongue caught in the shoe sizer again?"
Al - " You civilians never realize what a sophisticated piece of equipment that is."

Al - "Does it occur to anyone that I read "Bridge Ends Here" just fine and just floored it? anyways"


Peg - "You can forget about having sex with me ever again."
Al - " I already did."

phillychargerfan
08-10-2006, 07:51 AM
Does anyone remember the poem AL made up?? It started with:

"When the pitcher is on the mound and the wife's underground it's a good day??"

Mentos
08-10-2006, 10:16 AM
"Dinner With Anthrax" was my favorite episode. That's in season 6. I guess that season will be released on DVD in the fall or winter.

Stone
08-10-2006, 12:09 PM
Peggy: Al, let's have sex!

Al: Uh...no, Peg.

*flushes toilet*


OK, it's technically from The Simpsons, but it's still funny.

El Relámpago
08-10-2006, 12:32 PM
Does anyone remember the poem AL made up?? It started with:

"When the pitcher is on the mound and the wife's underground it's a good day??"

When hooters jiggle around,
and I find nickels on the ground, I care.
When a mustang engine purrs,
and the bathroom is not hers, I care.
When the pitcher's on the mound,
and the wife is underground, I care.
But when I've been playing this for days,
I will kill anyone who stays, I swear!
To which Peggy adds:
...and if you really want a scare,
check out his underwear,
if you dare.

phillychargerfan
08-10-2006, 01:40 PM
When hooters jiggle around,
and I find nickels on the ground, I care.
When a mustang engine purrs,
and the bathroom is not hers, I care.
When the pitcher's on the mound,
and the wife is underground, I care.
But when I've been playing this for days,
I will kill anyone who stays, I swear!
To which Peggy adds:
...and if you really want a scare,
check out his underwear,
if you dare.


THANKS!!!! I couldn't remember it to save my life.

Rip
08-15-2006, 03:13 PM
Al - I love that car more then anything else in my life
Bud - Ah hem
Al - YOU NEED A Q-TIP???????????

BCBoltFan
08-15-2006, 08:23 PM
Al to Peggy;
"So when does dinner rear it's ugly head?"

Rip
09-30-2006, 02:06 AM
Oh man!

I just found a website that has every season of married with children available for download!!!

Just downloaded season 6 (have 1-5 on DVD :D ) and its DVD quality, i think its an actually DVD rip because it even has the imitation theme song

Each season has its own torrent and you can select a season and download just certain episodes (*** is the point of that? they are all amazing!) but the problem is that each season is big (season 6 was 4 GBs!) and the website isnt always runnign fast (took a while for me to get all of season 6) but man is it ever worth it!

If you use torrents and want the link, PM me.

BTW, this website has almost any show you can think of available (current and canceled shows)

Have used it to watch season 6 of the sopranos, rescue me! (best currently running show on TV!!), Studio 60 (egh, its a decent show), Til Death (best wannabe Married with children ripoff in a long time), happy hour and The Class (pretty funny new show)

Rip
10-04-2006, 12:33 AM
Peg - (read of a card during a board game) "If your lover was suddenly unable to perform anymore, and was a shoe salesman, and NAME AL!..."

AL - Give me that!, it couldnt possibly say that!!!!, OH MY GOD IT DOES!!!