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Havoc3_20
09-02-2005, 04:29 PM
It is with saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough - who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

My Brother found this in the Bills Forum and I thought I'd Pass it on.

sandyk
09-02-2005, 05:06 PM
It is with saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough - who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

My Brother found this in the Bills Forum and I thought I'd Pass it on.
That was cute. :D

TrabucoWR
09-02-2005, 07:15 PM
Are you sure Sapp just didn't eat him? :D

Havoc3_20
09-02-2005, 08:00 PM
I heard sapp was forcefully removed from the precision after attempting to swallow captain cruch whole

TrabucoWR
09-02-2005, 08:44 PM
That Warren, just don't know what he'll do next.

Dan40
09-02-2005, 10:08 PM
Damn it, guys. I saw the topic and immediately thought of Warren Sapp!

We need more cliches on the message board. ;)

TrabucoWR
09-03-2005, 02:12 PM
Any post invloving food or food companies, we all think of Warren. Anytime a jump suit or leisure suit is mentioned, we think of Al Davis. And anytime police or a parole officer is mentioned, we think of our raider fan friends from Oakland. Bottom line is, we just love to hate the raiders.