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alvinleephd
11-29-2005, 11:09 AM
HOUSTON--Steve McKinney, Houston Texans center, decided to take matters into his own hands Sunday night and sack David Carr himself just to get it over with. When the ball was snapped, McKinney immediately turned around, grabbed his quarterback, and gently placed him on the ground in order to preempt a much more painful and violent sack from a member of the defense.
“It was just something I thought I should do,” said McKinney, a member of an offensive line that has led the league in sacks allowed this year. “We all know what’s going to happen when David drops back to pass: He’s going to get nailed. So instead of putting him through that for the umpteenth time, I decided to do a preemptive strike. I just softly laid him on his back, patted his head and said ‘There there. The season’s almost over.’ He was actually very appreciative. It was the closest thing I’ve done to blocking all season.”

http://thebrushback.com/

TJ21
11-30-2005, 10:11 AM
HOUSTON--Steve McKinney, Houston Texans center, decided to take matters into his own hands Sunday night and sack David Carr himself just to get it over with. When the ball was snapped, McKinney immediately turned around, grabbed his quarterback, and gently placed him on the ground in order to preempt a much more painful and violent sack from a member of the defense.
“It was just something I thought I should do,” said McKinney, a member of an offensive line that has led the league in sacks allowed this year. “We all know what’s going to happen when David drops back to pass: He’s going to get nailed. So instead of putting him through that for the umpteenth time, I decided to do a preemptive strike. I just softly laid him on his back, patted his head and said ‘There there. The season’s almost over.’ He was actually very appreciative. It was the closest thing I’ve done to blocking all season.”

http://thebrushback.com/
Pretty funny, the Chad Johnson article killed me.

alvinleephd
11-30-2005, 10:48 AM
http://thebrushback.com/Archives/moss_full.htm

Hahahaha :)

Havoc3_20
12-09-2005, 08:44 PM
I Like the Jeff Garcia Article

Security Breach Allows Jeff Garcia To Run Onto Field During Game
http://thebrushback.com/Archives/securitybreach_full.htm

TJ21
12-09-2005, 10:51 PM
I Like the Jeff Garcia Article

Security Breach Allows Jeff Garcia To Run Onto Field During Game
http://thebrushback.com/Archives/securitybreach_full.htm
Ha, oh Detroit if only you didn't build that nice stadium... we could move you to a city that gives a s**t about you.

mattmc223
12-11-2005, 01:09 AM
In the archives, the Under Armour Article is quite amusing.