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Old 08-20-2010, 03:47 PM
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What did the street light say to the oncoming car?

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Old 08-20-2010, 04:27 PM
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Old 11-14-2012, 02:01 PM
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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

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Old 11-16-2012, 07:18 AM
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Einstein just finished a long speech to his fellow mathematicians
and decides to have a few drinks, mingle meet some interesting intelligent peers...

He orders a scotch, turns to the man next to him and says "hello, what is your I.Q.?" - the man says "160" - Einstein thinks, interesting, how about we meet later and have a discussion on the big bang theory, the man agrees and Einstein thinks, well, that will last about and hour, I need a few more, before the night ends...

he approaches another man and asks the same question: the man responds "150" and Einstein invites him for a discussion later in the night on Global warming and it's economic impact....

one more, just one more will do, Einstein is thinking, he again approaches a man in the bar and asks the same I.Q. question, this time the man says:
"well shoot, ay believe itz'bout 35 or so"....

Einstein looks him dead in the eye and says " How about them Chargers!"
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