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Old 09-28-2004, 09:46 PM
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IF you don't remember the Titans suck now and probably won't make the playoffs and I think you will be shooken up when we beat the Titans and they are 1-3.
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Old 09-29-2004, 02:42 AM
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IF you don't remember the Titans suck now and probably won't make the playoffs and I think you will be shooken up when we beat the Titans and they are 1-3.

Titans Suck ...
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Old 09-29-2004, 10:00 AM
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Titans DO NOT suck. We've lost to 2 good teams. You guys on the other hand could barely beat the Texans. We've lost to 2 great teams. Colts with a good offense and the Jags with a good defense. It will be tough getting into the playoffs and its not b/c we suck....we're just in one of the toughest divisions in the NFL. So sorry to correct you. Speaking of not making it to the playoffs, when was the last time the Chargers made it to the playoffs???
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Old 09-29-2004, 11:22 AM
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IF you don't remember the Titans suck now and probably won't make the playoffs and I think you will be shooken up when we beat the Titans and they are 1-3.

Titans Suck ...
Trumpetdude, you are better than this. . .

Anyway, here is some haiku for you Titans. Crayfish's poem was an interesting departure into fantasy, but let's get back to reality. Oh, by the way, haiku is a japanese form of verse, I'd go into greater detail, but I don't want y'all getting your dixie flags in a bunch. . .

Come Sunday, it's on
Chargers crushing Titans, ouch
Sad Wal-Mart Monday

The game is on, stop!
that is your wife's sister, dude
Chargers! not Springer.

San Diego waters
America's Finest city
Memphis, Mud Island???

Chargers fans know best
enjoy cars that are mobile
and homes that are not

Chargers on the field
teeth gnash, collisions, blood spills
Titans carried off

:-)

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Old 09-29-2004, 01:35 PM
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Trumpetdude, you are better than this. . .
Yea, but ya gotta start somewhere. "Titans suck" in the smack thread seemed an appropriate opening salvo. I am just getting my fan legs stretched. It is only Wednesday. I will make a worthy come back !![img]i/expressions/SDG_Bolt.gif[/img]
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Old 09-29-2004, 02:05 PM
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if you gonna do a poem, make it to where it would at least rhyme, lol.
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Old 09-29-2004, 02:30 PM
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Titans DO NOT suck. We've lost to 2 good teams. You guys on the other hand could barely beat the Texans. We've lost to 2 great teams. Colts with a good offense and the Jags with a good defense. It will be tough getting into the playoffs and its not b/c we suck....we're just in one of the toughest divisions in the NFL. So sorry to correct you. Speaking of not making it to the playoffs, when was the last time the Chargers made it to the playoffs???
But you are all ready riddled with injuries, do you have enough depth?

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Old 09-29-2004, 02:55 PM
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if you gonna do a poem, make it to where it would at least rhyme, lol.
Haiku is not a rhyming form of verse Tackhead! 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables!

Still, knowing that rhyming is as much a part of "culture" in Tennessee as a banjo and Popeye's Fried Chicken, let me see if I can put together a rhyme. . .

Come Sunday you will see
Charger fans dancing with glee
the Titans exposed as posers
as they are mowed down by Charger 'dozers

Though Volek will try to air it out
Jammer and Davis will shutdown your wideouts
Volek will be ineffective no matter how much he rants
Our linebacks will scare him, make him change his pants

The Titans thought they came ready to play
but LT will score often, all the live long day
And try as they might they will have no answer
For the premiere of our vaunted new passer

When the days is done and the score is counted
The Chargers will have done better than even I have touted
Chasing the Titans home to their lovely Mud Island
Leaving all the Charger fans downing drinks and smilin'

27-13 the score shall be
Chargers beating the Titans handily
Next on the schedule for the team from Tennessee?
Another nifty date with the loss column bayybeee!

Forget those playoff hopes O' Titan
You're coming to SD for a mighty smiting
Try as you might to fight and be wary
You'll all be sitting at home come this January
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Old 09-29-2004, 03:58 PM
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Still, knowing that rhyming is as much a part of "culture" in Tennessee as a banjo and Popeye's Fried Chicken, let me see if I can put together a rhyme. . .






I think you meant Alabama.......
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Old 09-29-2004, 04:08 PM
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Well since I'm really only posting this smack for posterity since frankly you Titans fans are the most affable group we've had the pleasure of entertaining here, permit me a little license to keep it truly absurd as opposed to intentionally incisive. :-)
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