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Old 12-14-2010, 07:58 AM
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What do the Broncos getting blown out in a game and a used car have in common? They both got owned.

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Old 12-15-2010, 12:13 AM
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HAHAHAHA. Is that pic for real?
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Old 12-15-2010, 01:16 PM
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A Charger fan walks into a bar. There is Broncos memorabilia all over the bar. The bartender is decked out in Broncos gear. The bartender is watching the Broncos/Chargers game on tv, along with a dog wearing a Broncos sweater.

The Charger fan orders a beer, and starts watching the game. The score is 27-0 in the first quarter in favor of the Chargers. Orton drives the Broncos down to the 3 yard line, but again, can't punch it into the end zone. They kick a field goal, making the score 27-3.

The bartender and the dog both go crazy. The dog is jumping all over the bar, barking, tail wagging. The Chargers fan is pretty amazed at the dogs reaction.

The Charger fan says, "That's some dog you got there, buddy. What does he do when Denver scores a touchdown?"

The bartender says "How would I know? I've only had him for 3 years."
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Old 12-15-2010, 08:17 PM
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A Charger fan walks into a bar. There is Broncos memorabilia all over the bar. The bartender is decked out in Broncos gear. The bartender is watching the Broncos/Chargers game on tv, along with a dog wearing a Broncos sweater.

The Charger fan orders a beer, and starts watching the game. The score is 27-0 in the first quarter in favor of the Chargers. Orton drives the Broncos down to the 3 yard line, but again, can't punch it into the end zone. They kick a field goal, making the score 27-3.

The bartender and the dog both go crazy. The dog is jumping all over the bar, barking, tail wagging. The Chargers fan is pretty amazed at the dogs reaction.

The Charger fan says, "That's some dog you got there, buddy. What does he do when Denver scores a touchdown?"

The bartender says "How would I know? I've only had him for 3 years."
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Old 12-15-2010, 08:19 PM
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How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One.

But if it's a blowout they all come.
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Old 12-16-2010, 09:00 AM
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The city of Colorado Springs was petitioning the state of Colorado to get a professional football team.

The state of Colorado decided against it because Denver would want one too.
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Old 12-16-2010, 05:10 PM
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"Denver Broncos"

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Old 12-16-2010, 05:28 PM
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A Charger fan walks into a bar. There is Broncos memorabilia all over the bar. The bartender is decked out in Broncos gear. The bartender is watching the Broncos/Chargers game on tv, along with a dog wearing a Broncos sweater.

The Charger fan orders a beer, and starts watching the game. The score is 27-0 in the first quarter in favor of the Chargers. Orton drives the Broncos down to the 3 yard line, but again, can't punch it into the end zone. They kick a field goal, making the score 27-3.

The bartender and the dog both go crazy. The dog is jumping all over the bar, barking, tail wagging. The Chargers fan is pretty amazed at the dogs reaction.

The Charger fan says, "That's some dog you got there, buddy. What does he do when Denver scores a touchdown?"

The bartender says "How would I know? I've only had him for 3 years."
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:53 PM
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A Charger fan walks into a bar. There is Broncos memorabilia all over the bar. The bartender is decked out in Broncos gear. The bartender is watching the Broncos/Chargers game on tv, along with a dog wearing a Broncos sweater.

The Charger fan orders a beer, and starts watching the game. The score is 27-0 in the first quarter in favor of the Chargers. Orton drives the Broncos down to the 3 yard line, but again, can't punch it into the end zone. They kick a field goal, making the score 27-3.

The bartender and the dog both go crazy. The dog is jumping all over the bar, barking, tail wagging. The Chargers fan is pretty amazed at the dogs reaction.

The Charger fan says, "That's some dog you got there, buddy. What does he do when Denver scores a touchdown?"

The bartender says "How would I know? I've only had him for 3 years."
Ahahaha oh man I can't wait to spread this around to my Bronco loving friends in Denver and continue my role as the resident cocky Charger fan in the circle. Thanks
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Old 12-17-2010, 08:10 AM
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Nice one, CT.
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